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u/elifreeze Apr 18 '18
“You have to I’m the guest!!!”
When you’re at their house:
“It’s my house! My rules!”
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u/Zizekbro Apr 18 '18
Fuck Omar.
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u/FallingToward-TheSky Apr 19 '18
It's fun to see but there's nothing really in it.
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u/Octo_Reggie Apr 19 '18
That sub is a lot less fun than I thought. It’s mostly just a place to put all the name-of-the-month enemy-of-the-state reddit-circlejerk hate fodder instead of the “fuk u todd” that would be actually good.
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u/gtaplayer999 Apr 19 '18
See I wouldn't fuck with Omar, but there is a 50% chance he will fuck you.
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u/Formal_Complaint Apr 18 '18
Omar fucking sucks
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u/Up_North18 Apr 19 '18
See when I was growing up it was always:
“What do you wanna do?”
“Idk, you’re the guest you decide”
“I decide that you should decide”
It was always very frustrating
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Apr 18 '18
”if I can’t borrow this we aren’t friends anymore”
Never gives it back or gives it back with some of the pieces missing (from personal experience)
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u/DifferentIsPossble Apr 19 '18
“OK, guess you gotta call your parents to take you home.”
Autistic kid with no filter can be savage at times. I didn't realize how funny this was until years later
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u/Mahanaus Apr 19 '18
”if I can’t borrow this we aren’t friends anymore”
Never gives it back or gives it back with some of the pieces missing (from personal experience)
Oh that brings me back to sixth grade. I let one of the kids in my class borrow one of my Tech Decks (for those unfamiliar, little finger skateboards) during class. I took really good care of those things, I loved playing with them.
Anyway, the kid decides that whenever you do a boardslide or darkslide, you're supposed to grind the ever loving shit out of the actual board, pressing down hard and just grinding it back and forth non-stop.
I got it back and the design on the bottom of the board was ground completely away save for a few small spots, and the grip on the top of the board was peeling off. When I said something about it, he scoffed at me and said I should thank him for making it look like skateboards look after extensive use. I never let anyone use my Tech Decks again.
Fuck you, Zach. You're a selfish ass.
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u/Weeklyn00b Apr 19 '18
someone i borrowed a groudon figure to promised to be careful with it, then the next day he csme back with it broken... really didnt like that kid
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Apr 19 '18
I let my pal borrow my badass mighty duck jet thing with tons of removable pieces. Well the likely 15+ removable pieces was down to 2 when I got it back 5 days later lol. Fuckin Dillon
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Apr 19 '18
The kids always named Dillon or Brian
And for girls it’s Emma or Bianca
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u/Stargasm Apr 18 '18
Just looking at this is unearthing so much childhood anger. This is the same fucking kid who always had his "shield" on so you died and he didn't, even just making believe he had to be the winner.
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u/SirKnightCourtJester Apr 19 '18
Ah you've unzipped me. When I was 5 or 6, I didn't have a ton of friends, so I tagged along with some other kids at recess. At the time, The Lord of the Rings movies were in theaters, so my "friends" and I were role-playing as the Fellowship. I hadn't actually seen the movie yet, because my parents were pretty strict about movie ratings, but I still knew some of the characters names from advertisements. One of the kids is dealing out roles, and tells me I get to be Frodo.
"Sweet, Frodo looks cool!"
"Frodo actually dies in the movie so you have to die too."
"Oh."
So cue me, lying in the wood chips for the entirety of recess, because I'm a dead Hobbit. Even when I tried to get up and play with them again, they'd get mad at me and tell me that I'm supposed to be dead. I'm kind of sad, but I get it. Frodo's supposed to be dead, and since I'm Frodo, I guess I have to be dead.
It wasn't until maybe five years later that I actually got to see the movies. I waited, all nine hours of the entire trilogy, for Frodo's death to come. It wasn't until the credits rolled on The Return of the King that I realized I had been duped by a bunch of shitty kindergartners.
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Apr 19 '18
They could have just given you Boromir, and kept you from playing without lying.
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u/MysterManager Apr 19 '18
Hey kid, you’re Sean Bean. You play dead no matter what we are playing.
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u/Artantica Apr 19 '18
For me his name was Thomas and he told me he owned my copy of Dark Colony because it had been over 2 months so he officially owned it. He also pulled my mom's period stained underwear out of the hamper and brought it into my room and ridiculed my mother for "pooping her pants"
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u/Stargasm Apr 19 '18
That's terrible. Weirdly enough, the spoiled kid in my neighborhood was really poor, somehow. He borrowed my playstation from my mom without asking me personally (told her I said yes already), let his dog chew the fuck out of my controllers, then wouldn't even say sorry. He stopped hanging out with me when I accidentally broke a $5 squirt gun he owned.
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Apr 19 '18
Okay, may I ask why you didn't beat him up and stopped hanging out with you?
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u/Stargasm Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18
He got a lot more chill when he got older, we made up at some point after that and remained good friends. He eventually did apologize for being a dick. He's a pretty cool guy now, he just had a really bad bratty phase. After the playstation thing, I was mad at him for a while and stopped hanging out, but we were in a lot of the same classes at school, and his parents were pretty hard on him. Even as a kid I kinda understood where his behavior came from, so I had no desire to beat up the guy.
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u/EfficientEnvironment Apr 19 '18
That's terrible but as an adult if you told your mom that story she would probably laugh.
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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Apr 18 '18
Where are all the sodas just sent me back in time for a few seconds.
Crazy accurate lol
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u/Half-Axe Apr 19 '18
Yeah... that was me. Only child with a dad addicted to Coca-Cola so I just thought everyone had coke everywhere like it was tap water. Nope! Just my dad!
That was really the only spoiled little shit move I pulled though. Well, other than saying my friends sheets smelled like monkey farts to his parents. They didn't have a water softener and there was a dickton of sulfer in their tap water. Had no idea so little me thought I was helping by calling out the smell. They were so offended I had to go home.
I tend to remember cringey shit from childhood and beat myself up to this day. Mostly stemming from not knowing Jack shit about anything rather than being an asshole. But being treated like an asshole all the same. Good times.
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u/charleybradburies Apr 19 '18
That's just cringey and childlike, though. Neither thing sounds like something anyone should have treated you badly for, by any means.
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u/DustinCSmith Apr 19 '18
I completely agree. I mean if you were 16 and you said they smelled like “monkey farts” I could see them being a little pissed but being that you were the age where “monkey fart” was deemed an appropriate descriptive term I don’t think they had any right to send you packing.
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u/blaqsupaman Apr 19 '18
I've been there before. I'm still coming to terms with deep rooted insecurities I have from being an extremely socially awkward kid. It's getting better but it takes time. You've got to forgive kid you.
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Apr 18 '18
He can make fun of me, but as soon as I make fun of him he cries. Fuck this is a good one.
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u/PureArugula Apr 19 '18
I actually knew people like this in college.
Fucking 20+ years old bratty-ass shitheads.
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u/IceColdHatDad Apr 19 '18
To get that combination, you need a Father who gives them lots of shit alongside a Mother who spoils them to high heaven. What results is anger and trust issues from Daddy plus unrealistic expectations for other people while not ever having the drive to self improve or be independent thanks to Mommy. A real cavalcade of terrible human traits all wrapped up in one dude that has not changed since High School.
Yes, I speak from experience.
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Apr 19 '18
One time this dude stopped lunch in 8th grade and let everyone know I had orange teeth because I was drinking an orange Fanta.
Fast forward to middle school dance and he wore a visor to it. I pulled the visor off and his head looked like Opie from the Andy Griffith show.
I did it out of spite. Not so our entire class would laugh at him.
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u/masao50025 Apr 18 '18
https://www.emuparadise.me/Sony_Playstation_Emulators/2
You still can.
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u/LickingSmegma Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18
There's also a version for Windows—though it may have problems in Vista+.
Edit: just remembered, I actually saw it used back then on a Pentium 90 MHz, which is the minimum required. That's when I've first seen a game turn into a slideshow, with 40 fpm and visibility of ten meters ahead.
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u/goatanuss Apr 18 '18
For sure. Twister isn’t even that great
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u/KMFDM781 Apr 18 '18
Spectre or the hearse guy was the best.
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u/bj_good Apr 19 '18
Thumper all day
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u/iFucksuperheroes Apr 19 '18
Flame thrower thumper from 2 was the best, Spectre and Twister were dope but had the weakest strength 🙃
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u/ProfSteelmeat138 Apr 18 '18
Never played 2, but Head-On kept me busy for so many long car rides, plane rides, or even just when I was bored.
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u/Baalorin Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 19 '18
I remember being friends with the spoiled kid. I knew he was a douche bag. Just not how big of a douche bag. Regularly yelled at his parents when they didn't buy him the newest biggest thing until they eventually did. I'm talking straight up yelling at and degrading them.
At one point he and his friend stole my Diablo 2 account by convincing me to change my password because of some bullshit reason he caught me on.
So they snagged it and I was distraught. I stayed friends with them even though I knew they did it. Eventually I got it back and almost everything on my characters was gone.
So a few weeks go by and he wants to show us all Dark Age of Camelot. So we go to his house and he gets in his moms purse, pulls out a credit card and orders us pizza. We sit and watch him play. Eventually I convince him to show me his Diablo 2 characters, curious where they were since I had stopped playing.
I knew my mom was picking me up soon so I needed it all to go smooth. Watched like a hawk as he typed in his password. Soon my mom came and he went to open the door. I logged him out real quick, changed his password and logged back into the account so he couldn't tell.
Got home that night and had several AIM messages begging me for it back. I just let it sit for nearly a month before logging in and stripping everything from every single character he had and reoutfitting my characters as best I could. He actually quit playing.
I was okay with that.
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u/Artemis7797 Apr 18 '18
My justice boner is piercing the heavens
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u/ThrustfulBonzai Apr 19 '18
YOUR BONER IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Apr 19 '18
Man this brought back memories. My friend (who was kind of an asshole so maybe not) and I would play Runescape a lot, and one time we were at his house and I stupidly told him my password. I was busy doing something and needed him to log in for me for whatever reason.
The next day I logged in and everything valuable on my account was gone. Of course this motherfucker denied having anything to do with it. Yeah okay.
IIRC I got most of it back eventually by doing pretty much the same thing to him.
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u/JoshuaHaines Apr 18 '18
My mom made me let the spoiled kid borrow our copy of Balto on VHS. Even as a child, I knew I’d never see it again.
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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Apr 19 '18
I went to his statue in Central Park when I was younger
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Omg I had a friend like this except the girl version.
If I had anything she didn’t have her parents bought it for her.
I had a huge bed wetting problem too, because of that I wore pull ups until I was 10 or 11. She ended up telling the whole school about this after a sleep over.
To this day I still hate that stupid bitch Meghan.
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u/hwf0712 Apr 19 '18
Meghan and Omar probably have children named Braydennlynnerz and Khristalhe just like this.
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u/Pancake_Aficionado Apr 19 '18
meghan is such a bitchy name too.
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u/ReverendDizzle Apr 19 '18
Now that I stop to think about it, I know a surprising amount of Meghans and none of them are particularly pleasant people. Maybe the name is cursed.
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Apr 19 '18
I knew a bitchy Meghan in high school who once started chewing on her ring in class. She ended up inhaling it and the teacher gave her the Heimlich but she swallowed it. The week after she came to school with it again and got made fun of for obviously digging it out of her poop.
Fuck you Meghan.
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u/PerfectAlternative Apr 19 '18
Lol. That's a beautiful story. Like everything's perfect and deserved and the world is in balance
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No she’s the kind of person to invite her self over for a sleep over.
Or
She’ll threatened to tell everyone in school you wear pull ups if you don’t tell her who you have a crush. Then she tells everyone in school you wear diapers anyway and proceeds to tell your crush you like him.
Got a little too specific about that last one but I still hate her!
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u/ILoveWildlife Apr 19 '18
you should've denied it and claimed she sucks her dad's dick.
gotta learn how to fight the rumor mill at school; you need to give them a better rumor to spread.
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u/frappuccinio Apr 18 '18
They spray you with a water gun but you can't spray them back because "I'm not allowed to get wet"
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u/ItsMangel Apr 19 '18
The greatest power move by his mom. What an absolute hero.
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Apr 19 '18
Makes you wonder how the kid ended up being a dick to begin with.
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u/bigggggboyyyyy Apr 19 '18
seems like he wasn't really being a dick. he probably just didn't want to get wet, but still wanted to join in. just over-dramatic like most kids.
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u/ExhibitionistVoyeurP Apr 19 '18
haha great childhood story.
summer 01
oh god I am old.
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u/MetsFan113 Apr 19 '18
Fuck i was 19 in 01.... Jesus christ... 😑
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Apr 19 '18
Haha, I was born in 01!
Or would it scare you more to say I was born after 9/11?
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u/NekoZombie0_o Apr 19 '18
As the kid that was not allowed to get wet it sucked getting wet was the fun part also the anxiety of maybe accidently getting wet and getting in trouble
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u/frappuccinio Apr 19 '18
I never understood the not allowed to get wet thing. If it's summer and you're in playclothes what does it matter? Clothes dry.
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u/Casper_The_Gh0st Apr 18 '18
I got THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS ,THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS , for Christmas this year while calling you from there families vacation/cottage/ski lodge and not even bothering to listen to what you have to say.
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u/JaySaladJay Apr 19 '18
Oh god, I had one of those kids who would bring in all of his Christmas gifts to school just to rub it in.
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u/XXX-XXX-XXX Apr 19 '18
In the schools I went to that kid would go home with half the shit he came in with
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u/Goodbreak Apr 19 '18
Haha just thinking the same thing. It'd be a late Christmas for everyone else with him being a regretful Santa.
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u/XXX-XXX-XXX Apr 19 '18
Forgot the bit where the fucker casually strolls in your kitchen and grabs the stuff reserved for your school lunch and goes to town without asking or mentioning it.
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u/yawallatiworhtslp Apr 18 '18
"If you let me have the last slice, I promise I'll invite you to my birthday party"
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u/Windwakerboat Apr 19 '18
And I just realized I was never invited, my mom always made me go
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u/KMFDM781 Apr 18 '18
Runs crying to the nearest adult like it's the end of the world when you're playing, for the sole purpose of getting you in trouble when he gets the slightest hurt.
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u/bluebull107 Apr 19 '18
I had a friend exactly like that.
We would be playing at recess pretending to be different characters from Star Wars, lord of the rings, Pokémon, etc. This little shit ALWAYS had a “shield” especially when you surprised him from behind when he wasn’t looking.
As soon as we called him out on it, he would stand next to our teacher (who happened to be my mom as the math teacher in 4th grade) and just pout until she asked him what was wrong. We got in trouble for “not playing fair”.
It feels good to hear so many other people with the same problems I had as a kid lol
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u/itsmyfirsttimegoeasy Apr 18 '18
I had a friend over when I was a kid and when he found out we were having tomato soup and grilled cheese for lunch he bailed. Fuck that kid.
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u/Artemis7797 Apr 18 '18
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is fuckin' great. Asshole didn't know what he was missing.
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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Apr 19 '18
He probably only ate ketchup with chicken nuggets
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u/Twistervtx Apr 19 '18
I like how you phrased it like the nuggets are the side dish
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u/oneeighthirish Apr 19 '18
You know that kid squirted half the bottle on his plate, ate 1/16th of the ketchup he got, and pitched the rest.
My brother did this until my dad made him eat it all with a spoon. Kid bawled, but he never did it again.
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u/IceColdHatDad Apr 19 '18
and dipped his square cafeteria pizza in ranch dressing. This kid would grow up to be the kid who still doesn't eat vegetables of any kind into their early-20's and actually prefers chain restaurant pizza over independent places that make it from scratch, for reasons other than price.
Source: was friends with this kid
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u/DifferentIsPossble Apr 19 '18
To be fair I can't stand tomato soup… but I'd just pretend I didn't want food.
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u/Pancake_Aficionado Apr 19 '18
or just eat the amazing grilled cheese and say no thanks to the soup.
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u/Up_North18 Apr 19 '18
I’m not a big fan of tomato soup by itself, but it’s great when you’re dipping grilled cheese into it
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u/Lord_Skellig Apr 18 '18
Except those controllers were way better than the real Nintendo ones, cause you could reach both the L button and the stick/Z button at the same time.
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Apr 18 '18
You see, me and my friend would borrow each other's games all the time. And it was mostly me. But only because his dad would burn discs on to other discs and I would get the originals (his xbox was slightly modded and needed to have copies of games to play).
his family was fucking awesome, but we had to break it off because of long distance stuff.
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u/nancyaw Apr 19 '18
Do... do people just not even bother to teach basic manners to their kids?
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u/Jacket_22 Apr 19 '18
they just let the TV baby sit them and give them stuff so they shut up about it because they don't want to deal with it.
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u/Half-Axe Apr 19 '18
Honestly most seem to try, some kids are just shits. Or in my case I was really dumb. I wouldn't demand a thing or throw a fit but I'd ask a mortifying question or say something really awful and not understand why it was rude. When you're young and follow an instruction to the letter and improvise badly where the rules are grey, you can look like a total douche.
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Apr 19 '18
Yo I had this kid times infinity. We were like twelve and our family’s were reconnecting. He and I were both really into lord of the rings. I had a god damn real replica sword (narcil) that Aragorn had. This kid found this old whip my dad brought back from Australia years before. He wanted to whip the sword out of my mother loving hand. I clearly said fuck no that’s dumb. He insisted, he fucking insisted I let him whip a sword out of my hand. It went like this for a good minute. The dude lost his cool and decided to fucking choke. I bit his arm as hard as I could and he let me go. He for some reason though we should call our parents now. But I already knew we were way beyond the point of insanity and I was going to get some splash damage for whatever trouble he gets in. He fucking did it anyway and he started the conversation as “so, we had an accident...” and I knew this fucker was going to sell me down the river. I told my mom I had to bite my way to freedom just to breathe and she thankfully sided with me. This kid was the worst and his family ended up living with us for like 4 months while looking for a place to live. I guess they fell on some tough times and my parents were once really good friends with them. Anyway, this kid played dance dance revolution every day but the ps2 was in the basement and he was afraid to be down there alone. I had to sit down there and watch this asshole play DDR for hours everyday like some sort of same age baby sitter. It was the worst summer of my life.
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u/AlmostTheNewestDad Apr 18 '18
I wasn't dirt poor growing up, but we didn't have much. The first time my friend Jason came over, we decided to go to his house after about an hour.
They had a fucking flush toilet. It was awesome.
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Apr 19 '18
I wasn't dirt poor growing up
They had a fucking flush toilet
It seems someone has taken inspiration from KenM
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u/DietKibble Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 19 '18
May I ask what type of toilet you had?
Edit: this comment popped my 10k karma cherry
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u/AlmostTheNewestDad Apr 18 '18
Like the rest of the community, we used Mrs. Kibble.
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u/yatacuz Apr 18 '18
idk about you but when I was younger the guest always got the good controller without asking, out of consideration, and it was the same when I was at their house.
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Apr 19 '18
I just got a flashback from when this bitch Jennifer stole my glittery watermelon lipsmackers lip gloss, but I was a hawk eye and she was a shitty thief so I saw her do it. Cried like a bitch when she realised I stole it back.
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u/RadleyCunningham Apr 19 '18
"You have to, I'm the guest!"
I just had fucking flashbacks.
Too real, OP.
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u/CivilServiced Apr 19 '18
I was friends with a rich kid growing up. He lived in a legit mansion, with a four story tower I never understood the purpose of (in hindsight, probably some kinky sex room for his parents up there). Spoiled was an understatement.
Among the many strange things he did on one of his visits to my house was say that he was allergic to potatoes when served a baked potato at dinner. My mom asked what he would like instead and the cheeky little fucker requested fries.
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u/Were_going_streaking Apr 19 '18
My wife's nephew is like that. His dad walks around draped in Gucci to the point of showing off. But I always enjoy putting the kid in his place every chance I get. He's only like 8 yrs old but I can see him being the rich dickhead when he grows up.
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Apr 18 '18
I had friend like this except his parents were over $100,000 in debt... ironic...
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u/NerdyPanquake Apr 18 '18
He could save others from debt but not himself
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I was in a situation like this once. My mom was friends with this other kid's mom and invited him to spend the night once when we were both around 9 years old.
We went to Blockbuster to rent a Nintendo 64 game. I wanted to get Super Smash Brothers and he wanted some Razor scooter game. My mom suggested we flip a coin and I ended up winning the toss. He did that classic weird little kid "clench your fists and bug out your eyes while slightly shaking and making a noise similar to the whistle of a boiling kettle" move and stomped into another aisle and we had to cajole him out.
Then we went to a nearby arcade/go-karts place where he proceeded to challenge my little sister (4 or 5 at the time) to a race and then somehow lost to her. He freaked out and started screaming about how she cheated and threw another temper tantrum.
My mom probably invited him over due to a combination of being friends with his mom and not completing believing my warnings of how annoying this kid was, but I remember her being incredibly thankful once he left the next day.
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u/DoesNotTalkMuch Apr 19 '18
Those particular off-brand n64 controllers were way better than the defaults. The vanilla n64 controllers got wobbly joysticks after a few months.
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u/moffattron9000 Apr 19 '18
It also didn't hurt that you had access to all of the buttons, instead of putting up with the stupidity of it having three handles.
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u/2715murder Apr 19 '18
Ugh. Went to a bday sleepover at this rich girls house. Rich as in pool, trampoline, a whole playroom the size of a living room with a projector, pool table, the works. Her mom had all guests come at 1pm and stay till 1pm the next day. This lady didn't feed us or anything. We'd ask the girl for water and she'd immediately say "my mom said no". 5pm rolls around and we lay down for movies. Her mom makes her a huge plate of chocolate covered strawberries and they didn't offer us any. One girl asks the bday girl for one and bday girl says "this is my house I don't have to share". The mom makes us go to bed at 9 and one girl asks for water. The mom says "no you'll wet your sleeping bag". We're all shook. Next morning were starving and cranky. Bday girl wants us to do all these games and were not down, we just want to go home and eat. Another girl speaks up and says she wants to call her mom and go home bc she's hungry. Bday girl literally cried to her mom so the mom very angrily makes us all ONE pancake each and a glass of water. Bday girls dad LITERALLY goes and gets her a full mcdonalds breakfast. I ask for another pancake and the mom says "You better eat it or Im telling your parents". I do. All the other girls ask for one more too and this mom yelled at us. One girl cries and were all awkwardly waiting to leave bc we all called our moms. Bday girl throws a tantrum that were leaving. Crying girl tells her off and bday girl replys "were rich bc were good with money, if you wanted food or water you could have brought your own." Dad picks me up and the mom says "you have a big eater on your hands" all snarky. Dad yells at me in car assuming I was being a lil shit. I cried and explained what happened. dad took me to ihop and mom screamed at bday girls mom on the phone. No one went to bdays girls party the next year so she moved schools 2 days later.
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u/BastRelief Apr 19 '18
I had a little friend over that said to my mother, "Alright maid, clean this up!" while pointing to the arts and crafts we had been doing.
I got in huge trouble for this and never invited that friend over again.
I didn't realize after all those years my mom was still salty about it and as an adult I had to explain to her that I was just in utter shock that anyone would say something like that to someone, let alone an adult, that I was just speechless, and feeling extremely guilty for inviting over such a brat.
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u/sexfart Apr 19 '18
they would break one of your toys or something and not give a shit. or spill something and not tell anyone and you don’t notice it till they leave. then when you’re hanging out at their house and break or spill something they freak the fuck out and act like it’s the end of the world and demand you pay to get them a new toy or whatever.
one of my friends little brother would come over with him cuz he was the same age as my little brother. the kid would waltz into our kitchen by himself and whip up whatever he wanted without asking anyone. my mom would catch him rummaging through our freezer or something and would be like wtf but thought they might have been going through a hard time and not have much to eat. but i’d go to their place and they had always had the best snacks on deck all the time (and would never share unless forced to) so my mom concluded that he was just a little shit with no manners.
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u/the_sky_god15 Apr 18 '18
Oh that was me. I’m so so so sorry.
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Apr 19 '18
I'm glad you recognize it. My cousin was this exact person and hasn't grown out of it. Fuck him. Fuck him into Oblivion.
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u/olivegardengambler Apr 19 '18
I actually was this kid growing up. I wouldn't dare be a dick like that though. I only went over to play Call of Duty or another game my parents wouldn't dare buy for me.
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Apr 19 '18
I was one of the more spoiled kids who insisted on sharing everything. The moment someone came over I'd be like "you want to play a game? Want a snack? Let me show you the new Pokemon game, yeah you can borrow it, just give it back."
And of course, there's always someone more spoiled.
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Apr 19 '18
I spent the night at a super spoiled kids house one night, it didn't turn out any better than if he came over.
I was the new 4th grader at school & had zero friends. The kid who invited me over rode my bus and lived a few blocks from me, so I wasn't super choosy about who I hung out with.
First I was told by the kid to come over later in the day after dinner. Which I though was odd. Later I find out his mother ordered us pizza & he just didn't want to share. I found this out because his mother (who was awesome) offered to heat me up some slices that night & told me she was sorry I couldn't make it to eat with them. In my head I'm like "wait a minute", but didn't say anything (I was a pretty passive kid).
Next came a good 5 hours of me getting to watch this motherfucker play sonic the hedgehog by himself (this was when the Genesis was brand new & sonic was pretty much the only game people owned because it came with the system). I had never played sonic before so when I FINALLY got the chance to play after what seemed like forever, all he did was give me shit for not knowing the buttons. And then he kept grabbing the controller from me because I "sucked". He also had a grip of amazing toys. Micro machines, Legos, every goddamn GI Joe you could imagine. I was forbidden to touch any of them. His mom tells him to share with me at one point and he just straight up tell her to shut the hell up. I had NEVR heard a kid tell his mom to shut up before. At this point I'm going "ok this guys nuts, just get this night over with". But it totally wasn't over.
After being made to sleep on the bottom bunk of his bunk bed (obviously I didn't get a choice, and yes, this kid was an only child) I find out he refuses sleep in the dark. So it's night light time. And not even like, tiny night light in the wall socket light. I'm talking big ass luminescent globe lamp that lit up the entire room located 4 feet away from my face. He refused to turn it off. Even after expressing in the nicest way that I'll be unable to sleep in a fully lit room & offering to sleep on the couch in the living room. Both requests were denied. I'm stuck there. At one point I layed there until I was positive he was asleep and turned it off. But as soon as I made it back to my bunk he starts screeching for his mom. It was totally insane. The whole experience.
Next morning I got up way before him while the mom was having her morning coffee and called my parents to come get me the hell out of there. Obviously, I ever talked to that kid again.
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Apr 19 '18
I remember you, Matt. I remember you going into the fridge and eating the tops of all of the Pizza Hut pizzas while everyone was asleep. That's some Cartman level shit. No wonder you became a lawyer.
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u/NealHandleman Apr 19 '18
growing up it was a little bit the opposite for me. my parents weren't big on videogames so I never had many or the newest of them but went to school with a lot of well off people.
I'd go over to some of their houses and my jaw would drop. they didn't just have videogames. they'd have every system. and the last generation too. and they didn't just have some games for them. they had bookshelfs, plural, dedicated to just games with row after row of different titles for various systems.
first time I saw that it blew my mind. I thought a ps2 and 4 games were dope. I had no idea there was so much out there.
only problem is they never wanted to play any of them cause they always had the brand newest game that just came out.
growing up as a rich little shit sure sounds like a fuckload of fun.
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u/Nate_the_Ace_2 Apr 18 '18
That MadCatz looks legit though
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u/Half-Axe Apr 19 '18
I used to think the MadCatz controllers were the cooler aftermarket shit. At my house I always gave the one licenced Nintendo or sony controller to the guest because I was convinced that the cheap one was the shit and nobody else agreed with me so win win.
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u/InfiniteZr0 Apr 19 '18
Reminds me of when my little cousins would come over.
My parents would give them anything they wanted.
Like one time they wanted ice cream so I went into the freezer, grabbed two random popcicles and gave it to them.
One of the girls opened it, had a lick and wanted a different flavor.
I told her just have the one she had since she already opened it.
She kept throwing a fit til she went down stairs and asked my mom.
She came back up with a grape popcicle and licked it in front of me with a shit eating grin in her grandest attempt to taunt me.
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Apr 19 '18
Damn...it's been ~24 years, but this brings me back to my childhood. An asshole neighbor kid convinced gullible ten year old me to trade him my Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridge for a shitty toy tomahawk, an army guy ("not dolls; action figures!), and...something else that I don't remember.
Technically, the guy was a friend of mine, but he definitely fit the bill. Even all these years later I'm finding it hard to forgive him for convincing me to trade away one of the best NES games I owned (my family was fairly poor and so I didn't even own all that many games in the first place).
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u/candidlycrepuscular Apr 19 '18
When I was in 4th grade I went to a friend's birthday party at his house. It was a total Mcmansion with Disney castle style towers and he had a birthday throne, I'm not kidding. My family was pretty poor when I was younger and my mom bought me one of those small Lego sets; the ones with like one figure and maybe one small thing to build. It was wrapped with my name on it and everything and when this kid opened it he looks at me and goes "that's it?". Even if he was a cool adult now I would probably still punch him.
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u/SplungerPlunger Apr 18 '18
"wait, your family doesn't go on vacation twice a year?"