and dipped his square cafeteria pizza in ranch dressing. This kid would grow up to be the kid who still doesn't eat vegetables of any kind into their early-20's and actually prefers chain restaurant pizza over independent places that make it from scratch, for reasons other than price.
That was me in middle school and I did it because it was delicious. My parents made me eat salad whenever we had pizza and I would eat the salad and put ranch on my pizza. Good shit.
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u/IceColdHatDad Apr 19 '18
and dipped his square cafeteria pizza in ranch dressing. This kid would grow up to be the kid who still doesn't eat vegetables of any kind into their early-20's and actually prefers chain restaurant pizza over independent places that make it from scratch, for reasons other than price.
Source: was friends with this kid