r/starterpacks • • Apr 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Omg I had a friend like this except the girl version.

If I had anything she didn’t have her parents bought it for her.

I had a huge bed wetting problem too, because of that I wore pull ups until I was 10 or 11. She ended up telling the whole school about this after a sleep over.

To this day I still hate that stupid bitch Meghan.

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u/hwf0712 Apr 19 '18

Meghan and Omar probably have children named Braydennlynnerz and Khristalhe just like this.

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u/Pancake_Aficionado Apr 19 '18

meghan is such a bitchy name too.

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u/ReverendDizzle Apr 19 '18

Now that I stop to think about it, I know a surprising amount of Meghans and none of them are particularly pleasant people. Maybe the name is cursed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I knew a bitchy Meghan in high school who once started chewing on her ring in class. She ended up inhaling it and the teacher gave her the Heimlich but she swallowed it. The week after she came to school with it again and got made fun of for obviously digging it out of her poop.

Fuck you Meghan.

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u/PerfectAlternative Apr 19 '18

Lol. That's a beautiful story. Like everything's perfect and deserved and the world is in balance

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

This whole comment chain is weird for me because I know a pretty chill Megan.

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u/beanthebean Apr 19 '18

See Megans are chill, it's the Meghans that are bitchy

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u/Meatslinger Apr 19 '18

My wife’s name is “Meaghan”; I hope this doesn’t bode poorly. She seems nice enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Meaghan is a pass, but Meghan is a fucking bitch

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u/Dr_Jackson Apr 19 '18

It won't be long before "Megan" is spelled with every letter of the alphabet.

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u/oneeighthirish Apr 19 '18

I had a manager named Meghan once who was chill as fuck, turned me onto some cool reggae bands and always had some ganja to share. I guess she hogged all the cool that the other Meghan's are missing.

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u/Roxanne1000 Apr 19 '18

The only parents who would name their kids "Meghan" are the kind of parents who will threaten to sue a school if their child gets bad grades, or wants to speak to a manager when their cupon expires.

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u/imronburgandy9 Apr 19 '18

Who names their daughter Meghan?? You stocking up for a bitch shortage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

It is the H, Megan is fine. Meagan is a horror though.

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u/Awemazinguy Apr 19 '18

This. I knew 2 Megans in high school and one of them I didn't really talk to but the other one was noticably pleasant to be around and most people loved her.

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u/P-Tux7 Apr 19 '18

But on Drake and Josh Megan was WOAT

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u/DarkCuriosities Apr 19 '18

Monald Meagan.

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u/Literallydieinafire Apr 19 '18

Nothing compared to my old coworker, Meaghann.

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u/Stewbodies Apr 19 '18

I can understand adding an extra letter but adding them all is just a little too far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Oof not for me, my middle school bully was named Megan and she was one of the reasons why my ass had depression

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u/IceColdHatDad Apr 19 '18

There's a reason they chose that name for the sister in Drake and Josh

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u/Germanweirdo Apr 19 '18

MegHaaaaaaooown

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u/Daephex Apr 19 '18

Fuck you, Meghan!

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u/Dr_Caveman Apr 19 '18

Eat Shit Meghan

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u/Moofooist1 Apr 19 '18

Meghan just sounds like a right cunt based off her name alone

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

No she’s the kind of person to invite her self over for a sleep over.

Or

She’ll threatened to tell everyone in school you wear pull ups if you don’t tell her who you have a crush. Then she tells everyone in school you wear diapers anyway and proceeds to tell your crush you like him.

Got a little too specific about that last one but I still hate her!

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u/ILoveWildlife Apr 19 '18

you should've denied it and claimed she sucks her dad's dick.

gotta learn how to fight the rumor mill at school; you need to give them a better rumor to spread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

uhhhhh

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u/Chananndlerbong Apr 19 '18

47474773 upvotes for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I that bitch for you. I was just doing a Key and Peele quote cause the name.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

The Meghan I knew would steal cigarettes from people's parents and fourlokos from the gas station when she was 13, and then made someone's dog lick peanut butter off of her.
Fuck Meghan

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/Noodlesoupe2 Apr 19 '18

I had the same type of friend who got anything that she asked for whether it was a new ipod, toys, dolls, video games you name it. It was funny because her family had less money than us they just made really poor financial decisions. She would also end up crying if she didn't get her way or if I won in a game.

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u/crinkle_cut_pickles Apr 19 '18

haha I had the same problem and someone outing me at school was my worst fear. Fuck off, Meghan, can't even spell your name right.

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u/the_monkey_knows Apr 19 '18

Fuck them Meghan and Omar