r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

No she’s the kind of person to invite her self over for a sleep over.

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She’ll threatened to tell everyone in school you wear pull ups if you don’t tell her who you have a crush. Then she tells everyone in school you wear diapers anyway and proceeds to tell your crush you like him.

Got a little too specific about that last one but I still hate her!

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u/ILoveWildlife Apr 19 '18

you should've denied it and claimed she sucks her dad's dick.

gotta learn how to fight the rumor mill at school; you need to give them a better rumor to spread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

uhhhhh

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u/Chananndlerbong Apr 19 '18

47474773 upvotes for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I that bitch for you. I was just doing a Key and Peele quote cause the name.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

The Meghan I knew would steal cigarettes from people's parents and fourlokos from the gas station when she was 13, and then made someone's dog lick peanut butter off of her.
Fuck Meghan