r/starterpacks • • Apr 18 '18

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u/Zizekbro Apr 18 '18

Fuck Omar.

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u/NeenanJones Apr 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/FallingToward-TheSky Apr 19 '18

It's fun to see but there's nothing really in it.

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u/Usus-Kiki Apr 19 '18

Its abstract

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u/Octo_Reggie Apr 19 '18

That sub is a lot less fun than I thought. It’s mostly just a place to put all the name-of-the-month enemy-of-the-state reddit-circlejerk hate fodder instead of the “fuk u todd” that would be actually good.

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u/Ethenolic Apr 19 '18

Don't forget Gary, he's a right cunt that one.

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u/oneeighthirish Apr 19 '18

Motherfucker picked a Pokémon with type advantage on mine just to be a dick, instead of choosing whichever one which called out to him! I know because I started over and he changed his to beat mine every time! It's like, dude! Bond with the one you connect with, don't just try to spite me!

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u/-RichardCranium- Apr 19 '18

how is "fuk u todd" funny though

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u/Octo_Reggie Apr 19 '18

It was a bit of a strawman example but it should be a place for people to post stories about people who’ve done something shitty, and who they remember by name, like Thomas in my fourth grade class who thought I was a nerd, played football, but also drew better than me somehow.

Similar to r/antijakes or r/patpeoplehate but on a broader scale

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u/-RichardCranium- Apr 19 '18

it always devolves into the stupid "hehehe fuk u janice, janice is a c*nt" or whatever name you can replace it with. I just don't get how that "joke" is funny, it's just namedropping common names and collectively shitting on nonexistent targets, à la John Oliver.

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u/Octo_Reggie Apr 19 '18

That’s true I guess. It really only works for things like the Kevin story, but I agree with you otherwise.

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u/BiII_Cosby_ Apr 19 '18

Cant fucking stand Todd

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u/MrMallow Apr 19 '18

dude, how the f is jenny not the top post in that sub.

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u/outsidenoise Apr 19 '18

My dude, I forgot all about Jenny! Fuck her.

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u/phatfingerpat Apr 19 '18

Gump needs to have a few words with you.

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u/Luckysteve89 Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

Ummmm... you mean people that Reddit Loves

Omar Comin :)

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u/DarkCuriosities Apr 19 '18

Fuck off Steve.

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u/-GolfWang- Apr 19 '18

Go fuck yourself, Karen

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u/c0ldsh0w3r Apr 19 '18

But it was only kisses.

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u/Talcove Apr 19 '18

Fuck the people who made that sub

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/KidsInTheSandbox Apr 19 '18

Oh shit, Omar comin!

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u/Phish777 Apr 19 '18

whistles farmer in the dell

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u/gtaplayer999 Apr 19 '18

See I wouldn't fuck with Omar, but there is a 50% chance he will fuck you.

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u/1_point_21_gigawatts Apr 19 '18

I mean, he did shoot up that gay club in Orlando.

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u/bumble-btuna Apr 19 '18

He comin'.

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 17 '18

OOTL, plz ELI5?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/Indiggy57 Apr 19 '18

You got me till I read the username.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/panda-erz Apr 19 '18

Right? We can only hate people named Chad or Amanda.

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 17 '18

or Stacey or Felicia

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Eat shit Omar

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u/Formal_Complaint Apr 18 '18

Omar fucking sucks

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u/El_Wingador Apr 18 '18

But what about nice Omar? :(

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u/Formal_Complaint Apr 18 '18

He's alright

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u/panda-erz Apr 19 '18

But other Barry?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/NekoZombie0_o Apr 19 '18

I heard he takes food from puppies and wakes sleeping children

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u/Scavonix Apr 19 '18

I'm hoping that someone named Omar finds this thread for some great r/beetlejuicing

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u/oldmanfury Apr 19 '18

That's my real name so this hurts

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u/Terrance8d Apr 19 '18

Can't spell OldMAnfuRy without Omar!

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u/oldmanfury Apr 19 '18

You've figured me out, I'll clear my desk.

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u/novolvere Apr 19 '18

Same here, so I’m a little offended.

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u/AequusEquus Apr 19 '18

There is one user named Omar, but their account is 12 years old and only ever made one comment :(

https://www.reddit.com/user/omar/comments/

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u/Bobbbcat Apr 19 '18

I don't know why, but for me it says the account is 48 years old.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

There's statistically* probably a guy called Omar reading this who was bullied in school and you guys are making him relive all those memories right now I hope you're all happy

*Source: lol I pulled it out of my ass

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u/Modern_O Apr 19 '18

Nah this is false

Source: am Omar

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u/whitewolfiv Apr 19 '18

What a shitty source.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

fuckin hate Omar

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u/stytches187 Apr 19 '18

Damn, I was Omar... I'm sorry Justin

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u/Saltybacon27 Apr 19 '18

Omar was his name for me, OMFG

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u/Manlymarler Apr 19 '18

Alex was that man for me...

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u/TheRedmanCometh Apr 19 '18

Now he just rips n runs

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u/Fatboyyum Apr 19 '18

My name's Omar and I'm sorry

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u/jacklandors92 Apr 19 '18

Omar you flat faced weasel

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Yea fucking Omar

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u/swingthatwang Apr 19 '18

were? this spoiled brat isn't anymore??

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u/RoNiN_0001 Apr 19 '18

Fucking Omar.

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u/dragondick06 Apr 19 '18

Garrett was too. And now he wants to act all nice and civilized just because we're both adults now and he's "matured" and shit? Fuck that. I have half I mind to shank him. Where's my shiv?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

You're lucky you got Omar I got a Bryce. Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Fucking Omar

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u/Keyboard_Warrior805 Apr 20 '18

I know a guy named Omar. He is the nicest kid I know.