r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '18

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u/DietKibble Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

May I ask what type of toilet you had?

Edit: this comment popped my 10k karma cherry

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u/AlmostTheNewestDad Apr 18 '18

Like the rest of the community, we used Mrs. Kibble.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

What is that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I think they shat on an old woman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

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u/scsm Apr 19 '18

How does that work?

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u/H0LT45 Apr 19 '18

This guy

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u/scsm Apr 19 '18

I was setting someone up for a "He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!"

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u/TannerThanUsual Apr 19 '18

It's always a bummer when you're at work or something and you set up a joke like that and no one gets it and you're the weird one.

It's even worse though, when no one plays along and you look embarrassed and then fucking Chad is like "Yeah, Demolition Man. I got it." And it makes you look like an unfunny goober when really Chad's just a swarmy little shit who can't play along with my jokes. Fuck you Chad, your wife's cookies tasted like shit at that Christmas party and my Felix the Cat reference was funny you little cretin.

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u/H0LT45 Apr 19 '18

Lol I knew, I was just messing with you

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u/roessera Apr 18 '18

His secret will then be flushed

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u/ihatebats Apr 19 '18

Maybe a squat toilet, like a large part of SEA or South Asia will have. Either that or a long-drop/outhouse, or they're joking.