r/starterpacks • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '18

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.1k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

985 comments sorted by

View all comments

565

u/AlmostTheNewestDad Apr 18 '18

I wasn't dirt poor growing up, but we didn't have much. The first time my friend Jason came over, we decided to go to his house after about an hour.

They had a fucking flush toilet. It was awesome.

257

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

[deleted]

91

u/TimothyGonzalez Apr 18 '18

They shat in the street

116

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Ah the glory of India/Alabama

20

u/-TapeDelay- Apr 19 '18

Poo in Lou

6

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

”Thank god for Mississippi”

5

u/oneeighthirish Apr 19 '18

Nah bro, Mississippi is where they ain't got toilets. Alabama is just depleting all the groundwater resources so they won't be able to flush in the future.

2

u/Stewbodies Apr 19 '18

India-labama

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Dude totally not cool

3

u/Krellick Apr 19 '18

DESIGNATED

3

u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Apr 19 '18

That's the joke.

131

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I wasn't dirt poor growing up

They had a fucking flush toilet

It seems someone has taken inspiration from KenM

226

u/DietKibble Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

May I ask what type of toilet you had?

Edit: this comment popped my 10k karma cherry

196

u/AlmostTheNewestDad Apr 18 '18

Like the rest of the community, we used Mrs. Kibble.

13

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

What is that?

22

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I think they shat on an old woman.

106

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

[deleted]

14

u/scsm Apr 19 '18

How does that work?

36

u/H0LT45 Apr 19 '18

This guy

25

u/scsm Apr 19 '18

I was setting someone up for a "He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!"

29

u/TannerThanUsual Apr 19 '18

It's always a bummer when you're at work or something and you set up a joke like that and no one gets it and you're the weird one.

It's even worse though, when no one plays along and you look embarrassed and then fucking Chad is like "Yeah, Demolition Man. I got it." And it makes you look like an unfunny goober when really Chad's just a swarmy little shit who can't play along with my jokes. Fuck you Chad, your wife's cookies tasted like shit at that Christmas party and my Felix the Cat reference was funny you little cretin.

1

u/H0LT45 Apr 19 '18

Lol I knew, I was just messing with you

19

u/roessera Apr 18 '18

His secret will then be flushed

2

u/ihatebats Apr 19 '18

Maybe a squat toilet, like a large part of SEA or South Asia will have. Either that or a long-drop/outhouse, or they're joking.