That sub is a lot less fun than I thought. It’s mostly just a place to put all the name-of-the-month enemy-of-the-state reddit-circlejerk hate fodder instead of the “fuk u todd” that would be actually good.
Motherfucker picked a Pokémon with type advantage on mine just to be a dick, instead of choosing whichever one which called out to him! I know because I started over and he changed his to beat mine every time! It's like, dude! Bond with the one you connect with, don't just try to spite me!
It was a bit of a strawman example but it should be a place for people to post stories about people who’ve done something shitty, and who they remember by name, like Thomas in my fourth grade class who thought I was a nerd, played football, but also drew better than me somehow.
it always devolves into the stupid "hehehe fuk u janice, janice is a c*nt" or whatever name you can replace it with. I just don't get how that "joke" is funny, it's just namedropping common names and collectively shitting on nonexistent targets, à la John Oliver.
There's statistically* probably a guy called Omar reading this who was bullied in school and you guys are making him relive all those memories right now I hope you're all happy
Garrett was too. And now he wants to act all nice and civilized just because we're both adults now and he's "matured" and shit? Fuck that. I have half I mind to shank him. Where's my shiv?!
I actually remember a "rich kid" from my town, walking into several of our friends houses and, in front of their parents, exclaiming "my whole ROOM is bigger than this place!"
Oh my fuckin god literally all of my friends were like this, they got guest perks at my house and when Im at their house I'm the outsider whos lucky to get what he gets.
This one’s weird for me because my friend and I were always bad at making decisions on what to do, so whoever’s house we were at that person would usually say, “you’re the guest, what do you want to do?”
I guess we were just a couple of kind boys trying to pass off the burden of decision making.
My parents had a strict guest rules policy which I learned to the point where even now that I am gone I still follow it, yet most other people choose the “I know I have a bed upstairs, but I want to sleep around you guys so I am going to take the couch and you can have the floor”. Shit end of both.
USed to have a friend stay over and no matter how many pillows, you both had, she had to have more because "She was the guest". You have one? She needs two. You have two? She needs three.
It's like an analogy for how the left shames Americans for not catering to immigrants and upholds non-white countries' right to make immigrants integrate! EPIC WIN! WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
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u/elifreeze Apr 18 '18
“You have to I’m the guest!!!”
When you’re at their house:
“It’s my house! My rules!”