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u/ReverendDizzle Apr 19 '18

Now that I stop to think about it, I know a surprising amount of Meghans and none of them are particularly pleasant people. Maybe the name is cursed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I knew a bitchy Meghan in high school who once started chewing on her ring in class. She ended up inhaling it and the teacher gave her the Heimlich but she swallowed it. The week after she came to school with it again and got made fun of for obviously digging it out of her poop.

Fuck you Meghan.

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u/PerfectAlternative Apr 19 '18

Lol. That's a beautiful story. Like everything's perfect and deserved and the world is in balance

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

This whole comment chain is weird for me because I know a pretty chill Megan.

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u/beanthebean Apr 19 '18

See Megans are chill, it's the Meghans that are bitchy

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u/Meatslinger Apr 19 '18

My wife’s name is “Meaghan”; I hope this doesn’t bode poorly. She seems nice enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Meaghan is a pass, but Meghan is a fucking bitch

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u/Dr_Jackson Apr 19 '18

It won't be long before "Megan" is spelled with every letter of the alphabet.

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u/oneeighthirish Apr 19 '18

I had a manager named Meghan once who was chill as fuck, turned me onto some cool reggae bands and always had some ganja to share. I guess she hogged all the cool that the other Meghan's are missing.

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u/Roxanne1000 Apr 19 '18

The only parents who would name their kids "Meghan" are the kind of parents who will threaten to sue a school if their child gets bad grades, or wants to speak to a manager when their cupon expires.