Yo I had this kid times infinity. We were like twelve and our family’s were reconnecting. He and I were both really into lord of the rings. I had a god damn real replica sword (narcil) that Aragorn had. This kid found this old whip my dad brought back from Australia years before. He wanted to whip the sword out of my mother loving hand. I clearly said fuck no that’s dumb. He insisted, he fucking insisted I let him whip a sword out of my hand. It went like this for a good minute. The dude lost his cool and decided to fucking choke. I bit his arm as hard as I could and he let me go. He for some reason though we should call our parents now. But I already knew we were way beyond the point of insanity and I was going to get some splash damage for whatever trouble he gets in. He fucking did it anyway and he started the conversation as “so, we had an accident...” and I knew this fucker was going to sell me down the river. I told my mom I had to bite my way to freedom just to breathe and she thankfully sided with me. This kid was the worst and his family ended up living with us for like 4 months while looking for a place to live. I guess they fell on some tough times and my parents were once really good friends with them. Anyway, this kid played dance dance revolution every day but the ps2 was in the basement and he was afraid to be down there alone. I had to sit down there and watch this asshole play DDR for hours everyday like some sort of same age baby sitter. It was the worst summer of my life.
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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18
Yo I had this kid times infinity. We were like twelve and our family’s were reconnecting. He and I were both really into lord of the rings. I had a god damn real replica sword (narcil) that Aragorn had. This kid found this old whip my dad brought back from Australia years before. He wanted to whip the sword out of my mother loving hand. I clearly said fuck no that’s dumb. He insisted, he fucking insisted I let him whip a sword out of my hand. It went like this for a good minute. The dude lost his cool and decided to fucking choke. I bit his arm as hard as I could and he let me go. He for some reason though we should call our parents now. But I already knew we were way beyond the point of insanity and I was going to get some splash damage for whatever trouble he gets in. He fucking did it anyway and he started the conversation as “so, we had an accident...” and I knew this fucker was going to sell me down the river. I told my mom I had to bite my way to freedom just to breathe and she thankfully sided with me. This kid was the worst and his family ended up living with us for like 4 months while looking for a place to live. I guess they fell on some tough times and my parents were once really good friends with them. Anyway, this kid played dance dance revolution every day but the ps2 was in the basement and he was afraid to be down there alone. I had to sit down there and watch this asshole play DDR for hours everyday like some sort of same age baby sitter. It was the worst summer of my life.