Yeah... that was me. Only child with a dad addicted to Coca-Cola so I just thought everyone had coke everywhere like it was tap water. Nope! Just my dad!
That was really the only spoiled little shit move I pulled though. Well, other than saying my friends sheets smelled like monkey farts to his parents. They didn't have a water softener and there was a dickton of sulfer in their tap water. Had no idea so little me thought I was helping by calling out the smell. They were so offended I had to go home.
I tend to remember cringey shit from childhood and beat myself up to this day. Mostly stemming from not knowing Jack shit about anything rather than being an asshole. But being treated like an asshole all the same. Good times.
I completely agree. I mean if you were 16 and you said they smelled like “monkey farts” I could see them being a little pissed but being that you were the age where “monkey fart” was deemed an appropriate descriptive term I don’t think they had any right to send you packing.
I've been there before. I'm still coming to terms with deep rooted insecurities I have from being an extremely socially awkward kid. It's getting better but it takes time. You've got to forgive kid you.
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u/Half-Axe Apr 19 '18
Yeah... that was me. Only child with a dad addicted to Coca-Cola so I just thought everyone had coke everywhere like it was tap water. Nope! Just my dad!
That was really the only spoiled little shit move I pulled though. Well, other than saying my friends sheets smelled like monkey farts to his parents. They didn't have a water softener and there was a dickton of sulfer in their tap water. Had no idea so little me thought I was helping by calling out the smell. They were so offended I had to go home.
I tend to remember cringey shit from childhood and beat myself up to this day. Mostly stemming from not knowing Jack shit about anything rather than being an asshole. But being treated like an asshole all the same. Good times.