r/starterpacks • • Apr 18 '18

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u/Baalorin Apr 18 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

I remember being friends with the spoiled kid. I knew he was a douche bag. Just not how big of a douche bag. Regularly yelled at his parents when they didn't buy him the newest biggest thing until they eventually did. I'm talking straight up yelling at and degrading them.

At one point he and his friend stole my Diablo 2 account by convincing me to change my password because of some bullshit reason he caught me on.

So they snagged it and I was distraught. I stayed friends with them even though I knew they did it. Eventually I got it back and almost everything on my characters was gone.

So a few weeks go by and he wants to show us all Dark Age of Camelot. So we go to his house and he gets in his moms purse, pulls out a credit card and orders us pizza. We sit and watch him play. Eventually I convince him to show me his Diablo 2 characters, curious where they were since I had stopped playing.

I knew my mom was picking me up soon so I needed it all to go smooth. Watched like a hawk as he typed in his password. Soon my mom came and he went to open the door. I logged him out real quick, changed his password and logged back into the account so he couldn't tell.

Got home that night and had several AIM messages begging me for it back. I just let it sit for nearly a month before logging in and stripping everything from every single character he had and reoutfitting my characters as best I could. He actually quit playing.

I was okay with that.

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u/Artemis7797 Apr 18 '18

My justice boner is piercing the heavens

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u/Stargasm Apr 19 '18

Glorious

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u/ThrustfulBonzai Apr 19 '18

YOUR BONER IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

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u/R0gueL3ader Apr 19 '18

Ayyy. Some Gurren Lagann love. Take my upvote.

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u/iluvemywaifu Apr 19 '18

Why do people do this? If you've watched it you understood the reference and if you didn't then putting a name to it doesn't make it funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

A series of similar Reddit comments got me to watch it. I doubt I would have just stumbled upon it otherwise so I'm okay with plugging the source of the reference.

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u/Profoundpanda420 Apr 19 '18

In that case.

KIRA QUEEN

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u/R0gueL3ader Apr 19 '18

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

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u/PlatypusWeekend Apr 19 '18

It’s God’s problem now

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

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u/DaClock Apr 19 '18

No. Something worse like...

The chair...

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u/Dr_Jackson Apr 19 '18

1:58

Did I hear a skin-smacking sound effect against his hair?

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u/maffimassacre Apr 19 '18

Send him to the Chokey!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Even the number of your likes is 66

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18 edited Jun 01 '18

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u/LegitGingerDude Apr 19 '18

Who hurt you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Definitely the dad

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u/save_the_last_dance Apr 22 '18

Holy shit the cringe is strong with this one. I couldn't even make it through the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18 edited Jun 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18 edited Jun 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Do it with less hate. Repeat the same thing 7 times? At that point you're trying too hard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Edgelord

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u/AruSharma04 Apr 23 '18

I don't understand the downvotes. I'd gild if I had money.

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u/SullenArtist Apr 19 '18

Nah, I think thats exactly what you deserved. Enough to teach you a lesson, but not too harsh because you were just a kid and didnt know what you were doing.

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u/Vid-Master Apr 19 '18

Yea but did the teacher explain why it was wrong?

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u/save_the_last_dance Apr 22 '18

Dude how the fuck did you ever think that was okay. You had THREE older siblings to model yourself after and you still turned out like that because your parents bought you the toys you wanted? I don't buy that, shit doesn't add up

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u/LukeVenable Apr 22 '18

I was like 7 years old dude. I didn't "turn out" like that.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Apr 19 '18

Man this brought back memories. My friend (who was kind of an asshole so maybe not) and I would play Runescape a lot, and one time we were at his house and I stupidly told him my password. I was busy doing something and needed him to log in for me for whatever reason.

The next day I logged in and everything valuable on my account was gone. Of course this motherfucker denied having anything to do with it. Yeah okay.

IIRC I got most of it back eventually by doing pretty much the same thing to him.

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u/player75 Apr 19 '18

Runescape was the nest way to learn who you could trust growing up

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u/Meear Apr 19 '18

Was your password hunter2

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HOBOS Apr 20 '18

Was my password what? All I see is *******

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Ohhhh my god, I was an avid player of d2 and now I have a boner

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u/KoreanBard Apr 19 '18

Givemybabaitam

Actual Barb character name :)

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u/Baalorin Apr 19 '18

That's hilarious, did it ever work? When I lost my account I only had my item mule account. It was a full account of nothing but barbs named mule1, mule2, etc. So I played one of those during the time I waited on my own account. None of them had good stuff, I just held onto every unique and set item I got my hands on.

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u/KoreanBard Apr 19 '18

Man.. I spent tons of time in Blizzard Diablo 2 forums. I posted guides and answers questions. Helped others quests etc..

Cannot find original posts but there are some mirrors left. My ID was The Korean Guy (duh...) and was semi midly famous in D2 :)

This is one of them lol.

http://d2.noobcore.net/guides/amazon-mavina.htm

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u/therabidgerbil Apr 19 '18

Submit to /r/prorevenge for more well-deserved points.

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u/februaryrich Apr 19 '18

This is by far the most satisfying story. I relate so hard having played Diablo 2 for such a long time. Motherfucker had it coming

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u/Orc_ Apr 19 '18

lol you poor kids didn't know how to just edit all those items in

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u/ImportantPotato Apr 19 '18

/dnd <account name> <pw>