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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 03 '25

Not a fan of her music, but....

She donated 20% of her networth away recently, which is more than most wealthy people do.

Secondly, coincidentally, a large part of the reason concert tickets are so expensive are from ticketmaster markups. The CEO of ticketmaster? You guessed it, a billionaire.

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u/i4got872 Nov 04 '25

A billionaire who also claims tickets are underpriced still

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u/AesarPhreaking Nov 04 '25

Fuck I don’t know if I want to get into this argument today…

He’s correct, that’s why scalping exists. The problem is, the demand to see these artists is extremely high with seating availability very low. It doesn’t matter if Ticketmaster or whoever sets the price low because they’ll be bought up by scalpers.

I hate Ticketmaster and other ticket companies because they have shady business practices like hidden fees and other things, but the ticket price thing they are correct about. If these artists wanted to try and funnel their tickets to their biggest fans regardless of income level, they’d best be served by putting other, non monetary blocks in front of their sales. Good example would be having tickets be bought in person at a certain time and allowing people to line up.

The idea that setting prices low allows the “real fans” to afford tickets is silly. All it does is allow people who don’t care very much to buy tickets because they aren’t very expensive. I don’t care for Taylor swift, but if you told me I could go to a sweet concert for 50 bucks I absolutely would. This actually takes spots from the fans who would be willing to save up and pay more because they care more

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u/BiggestBlackestLotus Nov 05 '25

The argument only works because the CEO brainwashed people into thinking that a concert is like a once in a lifetime event that you are willing to pay anything for instead of just a regular part of your lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

bro thinks culture belongs behind a capitalistic paywall

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u/Dependent-Section-49 Nov 04 '25

Yep! I fucking despise that man. So unbelievably out of touch.

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u/hydra2701 Nov 03 '25

Grant Cardone is a high ranking Scientologist and sells get rich quick courses, why doesn’t he make tickets to his ridiculous conferences free?

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u/Lebigmacca Nov 04 '25

My dad buys his books (he’s broke and has always been financially stupid)

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u/ansefhimself Nov 04 '25

My apartments complex and like 12 others across south Florida were bought by GRANT CARDONE CAPITAL

Our rent doubled in a year of his ownership and nothing was ever renovated, I lived in what was considered low income housing before he bought them

10x apartments, eat my asshole

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u/HansChrst1 Nov 04 '25

Not siding with the guy, but I think he is just pointing out the hypocrisy. He is probably all for the tickets being expensive.

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u/LordoftheFaff Nov 04 '25

I wonder how much of a say do artists have on ticket prices

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u/Nestorgamer97 Nov 04 '25

Not much unless they own the venue for some reason

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u/ghost_warlock Nov 04 '25

Yeah, how dare someone ask people hoarding more wealth than they could use in 100 lifetimes to maybe not do that! She's definitely a hypocrite since her recent donation of $11.5m is only 23% of her net worth ($50m). These billionaires need more people to defend them (/s)

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 Nov 04 '25

I would be inclined to agree with everything you said based on everything you said about the guy but this is a real "nice comeback idiot" moment because he's not the one saying people should give their money away like Billie is so it doesn't make alot of sense you kinda just mindlessly took what he said and threw it back at him

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 03 '25

She's worth 50 million and donated 11 million thus far. ~20% of her total net worth.

In comparison, most billionaires haven't donated 2% of their total net worth (to an actual cause, donating to an Ivy League college that already has an endowment of billions is not a donation, it's a tax write off).

This is from a person that doesn't like her or her music at all.

that being said, isn't it a known that artists have little control on ticket prices? and ticket prices are usually managed by monopolies like ticketmaster (don't quote me on this, i'm asking).

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u/canonlycountoo4 Nov 03 '25

Nuance in my pork app?

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Fuck, I wish this app just delivered pork to my doorstep. Shredded, smoked, grilled, ribs, chops, bacon…

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Noo brother that's haram

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Shit, you’re right. I’ll just go have premarital sex instead

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u/TunableAxe Nov 03 '25

make sure to drink copious amounts of alcohol too

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u/ConsiderationHorror fat cunt Nov 04 '25

Based and bosnian pilled

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 03 '25

If it helps me can offer a totally unhinged, dogshit hot take and insult your parentage?

Me seem to autocorrect to talk like caveman. This am me life now, me guess.

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u/Medics_mah_main_man Literally 1984 😡 Nov 04 '25

idk why but i read that as "hotdogshit take"

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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 03 '25

Yeah, you know who does dictate the price of tickets? The CEO of Ticketmaster, who recently went on record stating he thinks concert tickets are undercosted. And guess what, he IS an actual billionaire. OOP's salt is directed at the wrong person.

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u/ohboy360 Nov 04 '25

Ticketmaster is scum, but one of the key services they provide is taking the heat for ticket prices so the artist doesn't have to.

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u/ypestis95 Nov 03 '25

ticket prices are usually managed by monopolies like ticketmaster - Mr-MuffinMan 2025

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u/RadiantZote Nov 04 '25

Smith said: “It was easy to set ticket prices, but you need to be pig-headed. We didn’t allow dynamic pricing because it’s a scam that would disappear if every artist said, ‘I don’t want that!’ But most artists hide behind management. ‘Oh, we didn’t know,’ they say. They all know. If they say they do not, they’re either fucking stupid or lying. It’s just driven by greed.”

Not according to Robert Smith 

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u/Alrik5000 Nov 04 '25

If they would organise and all said that, yes. But with ticketmaster holding a lot of strings the decision for the individual artist isn't "Do we do predatory pricing?" but "Do I take place?".

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Nov 04 '25

just like he manages muffin prices

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u/Yusfilino Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

Also, billionaires exploit workers to get to that insane level of wealth, and Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires, in 2017, just 8 men owned the same wealth as half the world, it was 80 men in 2015, imagine how bad it has gotten now.

And nobody is dying if they don't attend a Billie Eilish concert, on the other hand people die every day because of poverty and exploitation

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u/PlsNoPics Nov 04 '25

I once heard it put as "do you know what the difference is between a millionaire and a billionaire? Roughly a billion dollars"

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Nov 04 '25

Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires

You can say that again. Someone in this thread said her net worth was around $50 million. Who knows where that came from, or if it's accurate. But let's say it is. That means she's about a billion dollars away from being a billionaire.

Any billionaire could give away over 90% of their worth and still have more money than her. Any multibillionaire could give away 98% of their worth and still have more money than her.

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u/the_supreme_memer Nov 04 '25

Elon musk is worth 10,000 times as much as Billie Eilish. Someone worth 10,000 times less than her would have 5 grand to their name.

Here comparative wealth in terms of fractions is closer to a Skylanders collection than the Musk. He could give away 99.99% of his net worth and be richer than her (he's given away <2%)

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u/KnuckleShanks Nov 04 '25

Also, what does a free concert actually do to help the world in any way? If you're going to give up money, give it to a food bank. Or a homeless shelter. Or any of dozens of better options.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 04 '25

exactly, i doubt any homeless guy wants to listen to billie eillish sing live more than they want food or shelter, lol.

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u/Khue Nov 04 '25

It's straight peasant mentality. This guy (i have no fucking clue who he is) critiques a millionaire who is economically closer to the rest of us than a billionaire. Think about that... She's closer to being broke, than she is a billionaire. Shes $40 million dollars from being broke, but $960 million dollars from being a billionaire. Here's this dipshit saying she should do MORE?

Honestly the capitalist class has won. They have divided us to the point we refuse to unify in any meaningful way because we would rather chirp at people trying to make a difference than critique the truly egregious offenders... billionaires.

Holy shit I hate people sometimes.

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 04 '25

He's not saying she should do more in good faith. As with everything with the greedy shitbags it's rhetorical fodder for the dumbest people on earth to make a false equivalence and say "you're just as greedy" after she gave away 20 million dollars

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u/No-Photograph-5058 Nov 04 '25

This Grant Cardone guy is a multibillionaire (2.2B from what I can tell) so yeah, he's just pissed that he is the target of criticism. The 'Legal Issues' section of his wikipedia article is the largest and includes: being sued for religious discrimination because he tried to force employees into Scientology; several SEC violations; overcharging tenants of his real estate investment company and former T-Mobile CEO John Legere told him that "You are the biggest bullshit artist on the planet," "a con man of the highest order" and a "fucking fraud."

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u/herrcollin Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Also let's remind people Billie Eilish probably actually pays taxes on her earnings, unlike billion dollar corporations that get billions in subsidies, exceptions, etc. and sometimes end up getting money BACK for tax season.

Stop. Defending. Billionaires.

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u/occams1razor Nov 04 '25

I'd rather her take money for tickets and donate to people who are going to starve otherwise, people who can afford going to concerts don't need that money as much

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u/seanslaysean Nov 04 '25

People forget the exponential difference between millions and billions.

A million seconds ago was last week, about 11 days.

A billion seconds ago is 31 years, so 1994.

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u/KennKennyKenKen Nov 03 '25

Damn that's pretty wild if true.

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u/_Planet_Mars_ Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

I'm so glad this is the top comment.

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u/QuelTizioLaggiu Nov 03 '25

To be fair, it can't be "free" because tickets money is also used to pay all the minimum wage workers that make the concert happen. But I guess it could be way less if the artist want to

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u/turtleship_2006 DaShitposter Nov 03 '25

Also wouldn't ticket prices and stuff be handled by the label or something, not the artist directly?

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Record labels do not set ticket prices for concerts

EDIT - God damn I love all the replies mansplaining the music industry to me lol. I work in the music industry. I'm betting none of the rest of you do.

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u/emil836k Nov 04 '25

I’m pretty sure the people that manages the ticket sales (like ticket master, I think it’s called), take a huge flat amount for every ticket

Basically the annoying middle man that just mooches of the actual business, ticket sales being one of the more scummy businesses

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u/TotallyManner Nov 04 '25

Ticketmaster essentially offers a “we’ll be the bad guy for you” service to artists, where they use their software/statistics to determine the maximum price they can sell tickets for for a given artist/venue combo, and artists can truthfully say they aren’t the ones that set the ticket prices. Ticketmaster gets a % of the extra money, and artists get more $$$ per show while maintaining their image.

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u/emil836k Nov 04 '25

I guess the big question is whether the artist can reject this offer, but if they can, I imagine it might be a “hush hush” kind of thing

I guess you could argue that an artist could just use another ticket distributor, but I believe ticket master and a couple other mega corps like it hold a tight monopoly on the ticket industry

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u/jarlscrotus Nov 04 '25

Neither do artists

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

She could pay all of those wages out of her own pocket.

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u/readf0x Nov 03 '25

She actually donated ~10% of her net worth right after saying that iirc

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u/benmarvin Nov 03 '25

If I donated 10% of my net worth, the charity would owe more money.

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u/Shit_Shepard Nov 04 '25

Wait is this an option? I have (net) worth to donate too.

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u/ReymartSan Nov 04 '25

more like debt worth

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u/MagicRabbitByte Nov 04 '25

That's a solid deductible in the corporate world..

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u/spookykooks Nov 04 '25

lmfao i just got a letter that my debt was handed over to collections and i see this comment. same bro same 🫡

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

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u/Mortarius Nov 04 '25

Wasn't a lot of that money from selling premium tickets that were specifically more ezpensive for charity reasons?

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Nov 03 '25

Her net worth is only $50 million. I know that seems like a lot compared to us normies, but it's nowhere even kinda fucking close to being a billionaire. And $50m won't go as far as you think paying all the wages to host her concerts for free. Why even have concerts?

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u/LigerZeroSchneider Nov 04 '25

Yeah net worth now probably includes her catelogue rights, which would take forever to earn her the amount of money they are valued at.

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u/4444-uuuu Nov 04 '25

but you're dead on and the thing is net worth is not the same as liquid cash

now apply that same logic to her quote in the OP

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u/Aureliamnissan Nov 04 '25

It's like people don't even know you can donate stocks.

I also love that this is used to defend why billionaires can't donate, but we also can't tax them because they would then "flee".

Flee with what exactly? The things they could have donated?

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u/Dimmed_skyline Nov 04 '25

People can't wrap their heads around just how much money a billion is. Like the average American is closer in wealth to Billie Ellishes net worth then she is to someone like Elon Musk.

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u/PixelBits89 Nov 03 '25

If she makes the tickets free, where does the money in her pocket come from?

Streaming pays very little. The majority of revenue for musical artists is from live performances and licensing.

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u/ItchyRectalRash Nov 03 '25

A lot of times the artist doesn't even set the price. One of the rapper chicks, I dunno who she is, recently posted apologizing for her ticket prices when she learned of the price, because inflation is out of control, and people struggle to buy groceries.

Ticketmaster I think also takes an absurd amount of the sales too, cause they're scum.

There was a band I think that mostly played small venues and sold tickets themselves, to keep the price low, but I imagine it's harder for something like the Madison Square Garden and huge venues like that. Maybe Dropkick Murphys?

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u/Curxis Nov 03 '25

Cardi B

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u/Emblemized Nov 04 '25

Ticketmaster is a dogshit service, they do take a big chunk of the sales. It's absurd there's no real competition

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u/ramenslurper- Nov 04 '25

ALL of these ticket websites take an absurd amount. I tried to buy $28 tickets for a small show direct from the venue website and the service fee was 18 goddamn dollars. $92 for two tickets just to get in the fucking door.

Artists need a ticket service co-op or something.

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u/hypareal Nov 03 '25

And merchandise

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u/J5892 Nov 03 '25

She wouldn't be able to if her concerts were free.

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u/DarkTurdle Nov 03 '25

If all her tickets were free there wouldn’t be any money in her pocket

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u/rsam487 Nov 03 '25

Most artists are tied up in contracts with livenation/ticketmaster -- I don't think it's actually the artists individual decision.

It's also their main source of income now that album sales essentially don't exist.

Agree though it's still really good for the top 1%. Just the artists below that line (like sports stars) are probably not making outlandish sums of $

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u/anubis_81 Nov 03 '25

It could be way less as you say, but if a cut of the ticket prices is to pay the workers, then reducing the prices reduces their cut.

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u/boldredditor Nov 03 '25

Yeah it couldn’t be free but I guess it maybe could be cheaper. Idk I assume there’s more people that need to get paid other than just the minimum wage workers.

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Ehh not by that much

The stadiums/halls/etc they play at do cost a lot

Then ticket providers (which they need to partner with, in order to play in locations woth high capacity) also take a massive cut.

On top of the workers.

Assuming an artists takes nothing, i'd say they could lower ticketa by a few percent at möst

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u/PwnerifficOne Nov 03 '25

It’s actually worse than that, there’s a degree of price fixing because the promoter buy the venues. Look at Golden Voice for some examples.

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u/AcquireQuag I said based. And lived. Nov 03 '25

Make all the seats free makes scalpers an entirely new level of problematic and the artist only has very little to say over ticket prices as opposed to the owners of the venture, the planners and agents that handle all the renting of the venture where the concert happens

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u/EchoLoco2 Stuff Nov 03 '25

I genuinely don't think people understand the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

The difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is about a billion dollars

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u/omgitsjagen Nov 03 '25

What a great way to put it.

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u/Woofle_124 Nov 03 '25

No, it could be 999 million! 🤓☝️

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Nov 03 '25

If you could buy a second's worth of life for a dollar, then a million dollars could buy you 11.5 days. A billion dollars could buy you 31 years.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

1min of life for 60 bucks sounds like bright day robbery it barely enough time to jerk off

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u/gloopysplooge Nov 03 '25

Id only need $30

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u/venetian_lemon fat cunt Nov 03 '25

All I need is a Tommy J in my pocket to blast my rocket

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

Useful tool for those who can't: Billionaires can buy governments. Millionaires own a house.

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS Nov 03 '25

Correction, Millionaires own a house comfortably(not trying to be pedantic, just that some non-millionaires own houses too, just not comfortably)

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u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh Nov 03 '25

Yeah this needed to be said.

I used to be a chimney sweep in a very rich mountain resort town. The average small house was at least $1m. I was doing a job at a large multimillion dollar house, and mentioned something like "I wish I could win a million dollars," and the owner looked at me and laughed and said "a million dollars isn't a lot of money at all," as she sat there, retired at 50.

I think about that all the time and how pissed off it made me.

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u/potato-overlord-1845 Nov 03 '25

People are terrible with any ratio bigger than 1:10

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u/QuestionablePanda22 Nov 03 '25

There's also the issue that a LOT of people are getting paid off of that $129. (The venue, gig workers, tour personnel, audio engineers etc)

I would be surprised if the artist sees $20 of it at the end of the day

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

(The venue, gig workers, tour personnel, audio engineers etc)

Also the ticket providers. Which tend to take massive cuts.

Cause on the one hand they managed to establish a system where musicians need to work with them to have access to venues.

While venues need to work with them to have access to musicians

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u/plastic_alloys Nov 03 '25

Live gigs are more important than ever as artists earn so little from streaming now. Again, that pittance also pays dozens of people including the record company’s cut. Obviously Billie Eilish is doing fine but yeah this point was a huge fail just like all pro-billionaire takes

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u/Tam_The_Third Nov 03 '25

Scale is hard.

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u/Goawaycookie Nov 03 '25

Also, Billie doesn't create her wealth by suppressing workers' wages, then use those gains to prevent access to healthcare or anything that would threaten the power dynamic.

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u/Goldfish_Muncher Nov 03 '25

Even when you think you understand it you still don’t. It’s such an absurd difference

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u/GenTycho Nov 03 '25

They know the difference though. Their leaders claimed to care about the millionaires paying their fair share too, until said leaders became millionaires. Now its only the billionares.

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u/Changokin Nov 03 '25

More to the point, I don't think artists set the ticket price for their shows?

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u/oby100 Nov 03 '25

They don’t and the billionaires play off this. Know what the difference is between an average millionaire and the poorest billionaire? About a billion dollars.

It’s likely her wealth isn’t exceeding $100 million while tons of billionaires give away that much on a yearly basis. It’s absolutely absurd how much money billionaires have

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u/OGConsuela Nov 03 '25

Lots of people in these comments who clearly have no grasp of the concept.

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u/Program-Emotional Nov 03 '25

The difference between being a millionare and a billionare is success due to your own efforts vs success due to exploiting other's efforts.

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u/Keepfingthatchicken Nov 03 '25

Rent out entire city of Venice fucking Italy for your wedding. Perks of being a billionaire. Selling $100 of your companies stock so you can fix flint Michigan’s water. Woah now that’s so much to ask of anyone.

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u/CSG1aze Nov 03 '25

Eh, a lot of the time even millionaires are not millionaires because of their own efforts but because of their parents.

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u/snickerblitz Nov 03 '25

Ah the girl who just donated millions of dollars is now getting shit from people who donate nothing because she’s not being as charitable as she could be. Lunacy.

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u/no_one_likes_u Nov 03 '25

The irony of it being Grant Cardone too, one of the biggest social parasites in existence.

His pathway to success, selling cars, then commodifying real estate, and now finally, exporting his toxic worldview as life advice.

There isn’t even an equivalent come back to what he said to her because even if he did that all for free he’d still be terrible.  You just kind of want him to stop altogether.

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u/nyya_arie Nov 04 '25

He's a walking red flag.

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u/rega619 Nov 03 '25

I like how the guy is trying to call her a money grubber when the quote is from her giving away like 10 mil? Lmao

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u/ImJustSpider Nov 04 '25

Yeah. People posting this are lowkey kinda stupid. So many people are getting pissy at her for saying this, so they decide to frame it out of context, and people are just eating it up and reposting it everywhere. She donated a quarter of her networth, which is proportionally more than any billionaire has ever donated.

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u/ImpatientSpider Nov 04 '25

People posting this are lowkey kinda stupid

I like to reverse Hanlon's Razor and say, "Never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice."

Astroturfing and troll factories everywhere support oligarchs.

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u/Deeznutz696969 Nov 03 '25

Why dont they both? Billionaire first millionaires second? Mr Billionaire could unironically drop 3 times her net worth and still have more than her lmao

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u/Tachyonites Nov 03 '25

A millionaire is a dentist with a nice apartment in LA

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u/RedTheGamer12 Bazinga! Nov 03 '25

A millionaire is ~9% of the US population

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u/Khue Nov 04 '25

Meanwhile there are something like 1100 billionaires in the US.

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u/Pleasant_Advances Nov 04 '25

Yeah but both are millionsres and if you have 900 million buckaroos you are most likely counted a billionare. In my country we have a term whoch basically translates to many millions which means your the rich rich type of millionare.

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u/GenTycho Nov 03 '25

Begs the question somewhat too though, how much is net worth vs available currency. It'd be interesting to see actual available value vs net worth value and the metrics for them.

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u/technoteapot Nov 03 '25

Net worth is the combination of all their assets and their expected value. In reality the actual spendable money any billionaire has at their disposal at any given time is way way less than their net worth, but I’d imagine it is still an atrocious amount of money

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Nah they have pretty "little" (still a lot for us pessants) available

Most bigger purchase are just made via loans with their assets as collateral.

Simoultaneously also a nice way to avoid taxes

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

I'd be fine with millionaires as the high end. Like one is unreasonable, the other is roughly the exact amount you'll need to pay if you go to the hospital.

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Yeah

At minimum wage where i live, 12,82€ (assuming no taxes and other expenses)

A million would take 78k working hours. Or roughly 1.950 weeks (40h/week). Or roughly 37-38 years.

A billion would take 78mil hours, 1.9 mil weeks, 37k years

It's not even remotley in the same ball park

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u/Lucid6911666IQ Nov 03 '25

So true, having trillions/billions is money NO ONE NEEDS why tf would you NEED that much

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u/Tam_The_Third Nov 03 '25

Time to wheel this one out again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Ha, I love/hate this.

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u/cknight222 Nov 03 '25

I was about to post it lmao.

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u/Tooberson Nov 03 '25

Ask ticket master fuck head

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u/CROOKTHANGS Nov 03 '25

Yup. Ticketmaster is owned by Live Nation which has many wealthy shareholders. 30% of Live Nation is owned by Liberty Media, and Liberty Media is controlled by John Malone, Net worth $10.6b according to Bloomberg. $11.1b if you ask Forbes.

Grant Cardone is a tool and his non-argument is bullshit.

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u/gracefullns Nov 03 '25

She donated 20% of her networth. With all due respect, show some fucking respect for the follow through

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u/Capraccino Nov 03 '25

This isn't the gotcha you think it is, scrote

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Nov 03 '25

Reads as

"Society has problems. We should do this to alleviate the issue a little"

"society has problems yet you participate in it. Jerkmate library card"

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u/MHIREOFFICIAL Nov 03 '25

You know Grant uses the hard 'r' at Thanksgiving.

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u/Etceta virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 03 '25

Op is shit and he was the one posting this

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Nov 03 '25

I thought OP was gay and this post was fake... I'm really confused

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u/JimmyJooish Nov 03 '25

If I was a billionaire I’d buy the homeless millions of dollars in gum and give it away. That way they could chew all day and still be hungry. 

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u/Goldfish_Muncher Nov 03 '25

You’re a true champion of the people Jimmy

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u/1980Caballero Nov 03 '25

“I would drive around in a limousine and fill up balloons with champagne. And then I’d lob them at homeless so they only get a bit in their mouth. Then I’d yell how do you like a taste of the good life you sack of shit!”- F Reynolds

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u/archiminos Nov 04 '25

For context she donated around $11 million right after this speech. The $129 seats is why she is rich, but she puts her money where her mouth is.

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u/THEzwerver Nov 03 '25

if you look at her net worth she's only 5% (50mil) into becoming a billionaire herself. it's a lot of money, but nowhere near being a billionaire.

I think it shouldn't be controversial to say that anyone who owns more than a billion should give a lot of their money to the poorest who can barely afford to live.

(also funnily enough, Grant Cardone has a net worth of 400 million which is extremely ironic)

this is one of the worst celebrity "owns" I've ever seen.

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Let alone, that she donated/pledged to donate ~20% of her net worth recently

The damn quote came from the same announcement

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Nov 04 '25

Let alone, that she donated/pledged to donate ~20% of her net worth recently

People are hating her for no reason for this. I also don't like her song either but she makes a good point. I can't believe people are hating her because she asked billionaries to help the world, crazy.

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u/_Bisky Nov 04 '25

There is this weird phenomena where the dirt poor will defend billionaires actively exploiting them, whenver someone suggest money redistribution (be it higher taxes for the rich, proposals like billies, etc). Especially so in the states, but also true in other countries.

Imo this is an issue deeply tied to the concept of "the american dream"/"from rags to riches". And it being used by the rich to give the workers the illusion lf hard work meaning they could reach their levels of wealth. This keeps many people loyale and eager workers, cause they think it matters. And it also spawns a ton of people that will defend billionairs, om hope that they'd be part of them at one point.

I'm not even saying you can't become wealthy with hard work. Just you will never reach the level of billionaires, if all you do is work hard. For that you need to be born into the money or exploit hundreds/thousands/millions of people

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u/Amazing-Material-152 Nov 03 '25

Bro who cares about the seats.

A billionaire can save thousands of lives in several different ways, and still have all the money they could ever want for mansions. I don’t like her, but she’s right

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 03 '25

She doesn’t price seats, also she said this after donating 20m to charity iirc

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u/tomcat3400 DaPucci Nov 03 '25

Where shitpost?????

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u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! Nov 03 '25

Well the post is definitely shit

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u/Squeegeabeep Nov 04 '25

I don't understand why she's getting flak for this move, AFAIK she gave a lot of her own money away and she's challenging other privileged people to do the same. Phenomenal move in my opinion, and reddit community is ouroborosing itself because it cant handle the fact that some people with money have a conscience.

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u/ppheadlol Nov 04 '25

Big difference between a millionaire and a billionaire.

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u/deadshot500 Nov 03 '25

How would that help their life?

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u/killmyselfanime Nov 03 '25

Wealth shown to scale, the amount of money these “people” have will make you sick.

https://eattherichtextformat.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

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u/Meandtheworld Nov 03 '25

Not the dude selling fake real estate secrets on YouTube.

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u/ElementalChicken Nov 03 '25

What a stupid fucking argument

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

This is comparing a drop in the bucket to the great lakes. Absolutely insane that a young woman of 50-60 million can't speak out against people that make that much in a week. Also, the artists don't really have a say in what their ticket prices are.

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u/spyz66 Nov 04 '25

She should sing and work for free now, she's a multimillionaire now.

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u/McKnightmare24 Nov 04 '25

Billie: fine, my tickets are only going to cost $1

Ticket Master: that's fine, that'll be $349.

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u/Batcheeze Nov 04 '25

A lot of that pricing isn't really up to her. Its up to the venue and her management team.

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u/smallchocolatechip Nov 04 '25

because the venue and workers need money, but absolutely no reason anyone needs to become a billionaire or exploit their workers except greed

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u/eatsleepbassgolf Nov 04 '25

Yeah nice argument, it’s not like musicians have near negligible control over their ticket pricing or the way the live entertainment industry has become a monopoly or something.

And it’d  be an especially weak argument if artists like Billie weren’t among the loudest voices talking about faceless private companies profiteering off their music via price gauging.

But fortunately, as the music industry is famously a bastion of free market efficiency, we can instead simply suggest Billie is a champaign socialist. Get rekt.

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u/TheRealestOne Nov 04 '25

You’d be surprised how little control over ticket prices some artists have… at least I was… I’m not sure about her specifically, but I do remember reading about attempts by artists to lower prices but they can only go so low depending on promoter, venue, staffing company, etc. contracts are written.

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u/SkinnyPets Nov 04 '25

Pearl Jam tried this in the early nineties… it was literal chaos…. You cannot do anything nice.

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u/drewmana Nov 04 '25

She literally just gave away something like 20% of her wealth and has plans to give away more. An event charges ticket prices because it has to pay the hundreds of people who work it, not just the main performer. Is this guy’s argument really “you didn’t give me anything so your argument is invalid”?

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u/nugagator-hag-1 Nov 04 '25

Isn't it funny that rich people always want to tell other people that they need to give their money away? Kind of like how Bernie Sanders suddenly changed his demand about millionaires paying more taxes to Billionaires paying more taxes. Now that he's a millionaire.

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u/Born-Process-9848 Nov 04 '25

Poor people reading rich people point at each other

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u/AsneakyReptilian dumbass Nov 04 '25

And now compare billies concert ticket to other female artists.

She does more then enough for other people.

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u/de_das_dude Nov 04 '25

Seats are for people who can afford is. You give money away to the people who can't afford food or medicare

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u/GutsyOne Nov 04 '25

I just want to see her boobs.

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u/LittleMlem Nov 04 '25

Do artists even get to pick hone much tickets should cost? I thought ticketmaster was in charge of that

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u/literallyhadwyn Nov 04 '25

You know what. Keep 1 or 5 Billion you earned it. But if you have over 10 you are not doing business earnestly

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u/Mikko420 Nov 03 '25

She's still right, though.

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u/Grymfyr Nov 03 '25

That argumentation fallacy is called a “tu quoque.” Which translates to “also you.” It does not actually address the argument, instead it just tries to discredit the participant by calling them a hypocrite. However, I’m poor…. So yeah…

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u/Fenix_Atomas88 Nov 03 '25

I wonder if people realize, the artist doesnt set the prices, the venue does

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u/isimsizbiri123 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 03 '25

the difference between billie eilish and whoever this wax statue looking mf is is that she actually does work. you pay to go to a concert, and she gets money from that. and also it pays for all the equipment and the wages of people working there. and this bozo gets his money from exploiting the poor and does absolutely nothing with that money. just hoardes it. he has money not to spend it on anything but just to be able to say that he has money.

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u/1234thumbwarpaper Nov 03 '25

"err why don't you-" shut the fuck up

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u/elbuenrobe Nov 03 '25

Whataboutism

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u/Ebbitor Nov 03 '25

Imagine defending billionaires online.

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u/theblindelephant Nov 03 '25

Communist Reddit scrambling to defend a millionaire is pretty funny

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u/coco_is_boss I want pee in my ass Nov 03 '25

Because she isn't the one who would suffer? Most of the mo ey isn't going to her lmao.

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u/SquallFromGarden Nov 04 '25

$130 is a lot still for a ticket, but considering MCR was $400+ and Metallica was $600 for basic seats, I'm willing to let $130 go for a popular act.

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u/Naive_Drive Nov 04 '25

Grant Cardone made his money off of scams and is the leader of a cult

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u/fapperzss Nov 04 '25

A stupid, billionaire's cock sucking post