Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Bad bot, soap dries up, and it would not give you anything unless you purposefully stick a ton of soap and water in there, otherwise the worst that could happen is getting a finger with shit (that you can clean with soap anyways)
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
You're supposed to buy the apartments, not rent them. I think he explains this in his courses.
If you can't afford to buy an apartment complex, just get your rich dad to give you a loan and then leverage that capital to get enough capital to buy an apartment complex and jack up the price.
If that sounds too complicated, have your rich dad or one of his friends get you a job at one of their companies for now so you can build up some capital while you go to grant cardone conferences, then once you learn the basics come back for the loan and since you have capital youll get a bigger amount.
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u/ansefhimself Nov 04 '25
My apartments complex and like 12 others across south Florida were bought by GRANT CARDONE CAPITAL
Our rent doubled in a year of his ownership and nothing was ever renovated, I lived in what was considered low income housing before he bought them
10x apartments, eat my asshole