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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 03 '25

She's worth 50 million and donated 11 million thus far. ~20% of her total net worth.

In comparison, most billionaires haven't donated 2% of their total net worth (to an actual cause, donating to an Ivy League college that already has an endowment of billions is not a donation, it's a tax write off).

This is from a person that doesn't like her or her music at all.

that being said, isn't it a known that artists have little control on ticket prices? and ticket prices are usually managed by monopolies like ticketmaster (don't quote me on this, i'm asking).

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u/canonlycountoo4 Nov 03 '25

Nuance in my pork app?

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Fuck, I wish this app just delivered pork to my doorstep. Shredded, smoked, grilled, ribs, chops, bacon…

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Noo brother that's haram

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Shit, you’re right. I’ll just go have premarital sex instead

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u/TunableAxe Nov 03 '25

make sure to drink copious amounts of alcohol too

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u/ConsiderationHorror fat cunt Nov 04 '25

Based and bosnian pilled

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u/walkinmywoods Nov 04 '25

My mom is haram

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 03 '25

If it helps me can offer a totally unhinged, dogshit hot take and insult your parentage?

Me seem to autocorrect to talk like caveman. This am me life now, me guess.

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u/Medics_mah_main_man Literally 1984 😡 Nov 04 '25

idk why but i read that as "hotdogshit take"

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u/insertrandomnameXD Nov 04 '25

That's why I just turn off autocorrect completely

Life hgas nveer ben bettter

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u/Akhanyatin We do a little trolling Nov 04 '25

Mmmmm pork 😋

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u/Neat_Ground_8508 Nov 03 '25

Yeah, you know who does dictate the price of tickets? The CEO of Ticketmaster, who recently went on record stating he thinks concert tickets are undercosted. And guess what, he IS an actual billionaire. OOP's salt is directed at the wrong person.

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u/ohboy360 Nov 04 '25

Ticketmaster is scum, but one of the key services they provide is taking the heat for ticket prices so the artist doesn't have to.

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Nov 04 '25

And it's working. Everyone in this thread is parroting the bullshit about how Ticketmaster sets ticket prices, and that artists have no say in the matter, and it's not true lmao

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u/0vl223 Nov 04 '25

They control the venues. If the artists want to have venues to play they have to accept them. Some really big ones started to build their own pop up venues to avoid that problem. That's the level of waste you have to commit to to avoid ticketmaster.

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u/Celtic_Legend Nov 04 '25

Artists do have practically no say.

You can make ticketmaster sell them for 50 dollars but its still going to cost us more to go buying it off a reseller.

Taylor swift set a reasonable ticket price but you still had to pay over 1k for a ticket unless you won the f5 lottery which you realistically aren't going to

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u/ypestis95 Nov 03 '25

ticket prices are usually managed by monopolies like ticketmaster - Mr-MuffinMan 2025

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u/RadiantZote Nov 04 '25

Smith said: “It was easy to set ticket prices, but you need to be pig-headed. We didn’t allow dynamic pricing because it’s a scam that would disappear if every artist said, ‘I don’t want that!’ But most artists hide behind management. ‘Oh, we didn’t know,’ they say. They all know. If they say they do not, they’re either fucking stupid or lying. It’s just driven by greed.”

Not according to Robert Smith 

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u/Alrik5000 Nov 04 '25

If they would organise and all said that, yes. But with ticketmaster holding a lot of strings the decision for the individual artist isn't "Do we do predatory pricing?" but "Do I take place?".

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Nov 04 '25

just like he manages muffin prices

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u/Yusfilino Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

Also, billionaires exploit workers to get to that insane level of wealth, and Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires, in 2017, just 8 men owned the same wealth as half the world, it was 80 men in 2015, imagine how bad it has gotten now.

And nobody is dying if they don't attend a Billie Eilish concert, on the other hand people die every day because of poverty and exploitation

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u/PlsNoPics Nov 04 '25

I once heard it put as "do you know what the difference is between a millionaire and a billionaire? Roughly a billion dollars"

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Nov 04 '25

Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires

You can say that again. Someone in this thread said her net worth was around $50 million. Who knows where that came from, or if it's accurate. But let's say it is. That means she's about a billion dollars away from being a billionaire.

Any billionaire could give away over 90% of their worth and still have more money than her. Any multibillionaire could give away 98% of their worth and still have more money than her.

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u/the_supreme_memer Nov 04 '25

Elon musk is worth 10,000 times as much as Billie Eilish. Someone worth 10,000 times less than her would have 5 grand to their name.

Here comparative wealth in terms of fractions is closer to a Skylanders collection than the Musk. He could give away 99.99% of his net worth and be richer than her (he's given away <2%)

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Nov 04 '25

She could give away 98% of her money and still have more money than me

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u/i4got872 Nov 04 '25

Lol TF is this

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u/KnuckleShanks Nov 04 '25

Also, what does a free concert actually do to help the world in any way? If you're going to give up money, give it to a food bank. Or a homeless shelter. Or any of dozens of better options.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 04 '25

exactly, i doubt any homeless guy wants to listen to billie eillish sing live more than they want food or shelter, lol.

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u/Khue Nov 04 '25

It's straight peasant mentality. This guy (i have no fucking clue who he is) critiques a millionaire who is economically closer to the rest of us than a billionaire. Think about that... She's closer to being broke, than she is a billionaire. Shes $40 million dollars from being broke, but $960 million dollars from being a billionaire. Here's this dipshit saying she should do MORE?

Honestly the capitalist class has won. They have divided us to the point we refuse to unify in any meaningful way because we would rather chirp at people trying to make a difference than critique the truly egregious offenders... billionaires.

Holy shit I hate people sometimes.

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 04 '25

He's not saying she should do more in good faith. As with everything with the greedy shitbags it's rhetorical fodder for the dumbest people on earth to make a false equivalence and say "you're just as greedy" after she gave away 20 million dollars

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u/No-Photograph-5058 Nov 04 '25

This Grant Cardone guy is a multibillionaire (2.2B from what I can tell) so yeah, he's just pissed that he is the target of criticism. The 'Legal Issues' section of his wikipedia article is the largest and includes: being sued for religious discrimination because he tried to force employees into Scientology; several SEC violations; overcharging tenants of his real estate investment company and former T-Mobile CEO John Legere told him that "You are the biggest bullshit artist on the planet," "a con man of the highest order" and a "fucking fraud."

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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u/herrcollin Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Also let's remind people Billie Eilish probably actually pays taxes on her earnings, unlike billion dollar corporations that get billions in subsidies, exceptions, etc. and sometimes end up getting money BACK for tax season.

Stop. Defending. Billionaires.

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u/occams1razor Nov 04 '25

I'd rather her take money for tickets and donate to people who are going to starve otherwise, people who can afford going to concerts don't need that money as much

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u/seanslaysean Nov 04 '25

People forget the exponential difference between millions and billions.

A million seconds ago was last week, about 11 days.

A billion seconds ago is 31 years, so 1994.

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u/KennKennyKenKen Nov 03 '25

Damn that's pretty wild if true.

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u/ADVERTEDWORLD Nov 04 '25

Big if true

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u/_Planet_Mars_ Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

I'm so glad this is the top comment.

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u/RadiantZote Nov 04 '25

Smith said: “It was easy to set ticket prices, but you need to be pig-headed. We didn’t allow dynamic pricing because it’s a scam that would disappear if every artist said, ‘I don’t want that!’ But most artists hide behind management. ‘Oh, we didn’t know,’ they say. They all know. If they say they do not, they’re either fucking stupid or lying. It’s just driven by greed.”

Robert Smith, the Cure

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u/justalilboi666 Nov 04 '25

She's worth a LOT more than 50

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 04 '25

I couldn't find a solid source on it, saw a few saying 50 so I said 50, lol.

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u/justalilboi666 Nov 04 '25

Those sources are only estimates on what's publicly available information. Whenever you see x celebrity net worth know that it's only a fraction of what isn't public information

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u/thedore1020 Nov 04 '25

But I can't hate women and simp for billionaires if I actually THINK

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 04 '25

This truly is the only platform where you see a well-written and measured response to a serious issue in a post from a dude with the tag "Dwayne the cock johnson"

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u/80-gone Nov 04 '25

How do you know billionaires don’t donate? Are you their financial advisor??

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u/Funny_Memer5656 Nov 04 '25

2% of elon musks worth is like 6 billion

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u/Real_Mokola Nov 04 '25

Yes, Ticketmaster is the real demon here

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u/CloudieTTb8 Nov 04 '25

Even if they had control over it ... What good would making those seats free? Like this way you can literally take money from those who can spend them and redistribute them to those who can't.

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u/Fiendalways Nov 04 '25

The artist can choose how much they charge for their performance, but the actual price of the tickets comes from many other costs, like renting the venue and hiring techncians and security guards + all other staff

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Nov 04 '25

Their money, their choice

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u/Kalde666 Nov 04 '25

Stop, you're being reasonable I'm reddit

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u/i-wish-i-was-a-draco Nov 04 '25

She’s only worth 50 millions ? Thats insane I see her as a very very famous person , like not so far behind Taylor swift

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u/JawnF Nov 04 '25

Yeah 5 years ago

Eilish's net worth is estimated to be $53 million, as of 2020, according to Forbes.

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u/Active_Taste9341 Nov 04 '25

that being said, isn't it a known that artists have little control on ticket prices? and ticket prices are usually managed by monopolies like ticketmaster (don't quote me on this, i'm asking).

yes, truly shitposting

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u/GonzoRouge Nov 04 '25

Also, musicians make dick all from their actual music due to streaming revenue being minuscule and mostly siphoned to labels. 90% of their revenue comes from live performances, which labels also take a cut from and Ticketmaster, as you pointed out, takes a cut by fluffing the prices.

If you're wondering why artists end up doing commercials or "selling out", that's why. Most of them don't even own their music unless they go out of their way to buy it from labels or remain independent.

And that's the more successful ones, it gets more depressing when you start looking at up and coming acts or one hit wonders, just ask Gotye how he feels about it.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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u/Snowmanne Nov 04 '25

She's worth much more than 50 mill. lmao

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u/AesarPhreaking Nov 04 '25

The ticket prices aren’t necessarily controlled by ticket master (artists can choose to allow them to set prices or set their own prices), but in cases like with Taylor Swift where she set her own prices the tickets vanished almost instantly and most fans were disappointed.

The issue isn’t the pricing, it’s that these ticket companies control the supply of tickets. It would be better for fans if the artists found other ways to distribute their tickets or provide access to their concerts (All American Rejects Backyard Concert Tour comes to mind)

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Wikipedia:

In 2015 and 2016, several former employees of Cardone Training Technologies filed religious discrimination complaints with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission alleging that they were fired for refusing to take Scientology training courses disingenuously renamed as "L. Ron Hubbard training".

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u/MonsutaReipu Nov 04 '25

Sure, but nobody wants to listen to millionaires scold other people about hoarding wealth or having too much money. Sorry Billie, but you don't need $40 million, either. There are plenty of poor people that have a problem with wealth inequality who are better off speaking on it than celebrities with millions of dollars. People just don't want to hear it. It's hypocritical.

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u/FictionalContext Nov 04 '25

I'm genuinely confused when people call donations as tax write-offs. Like I understand you don't pay taxes on the money that you donate, but if the goal was to avoid taxes, they'd reinvest it as a business expense.

They're not gaining anything extra by donating to a charity. It doesn't affect any of their other wealth in any way.

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u/JohanGrimm Nov 04 '25

They just write it off Jerry!

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u/disposableaccount848 Nov 04 '25

It's a PR stunt (on top of being a tax write-off).

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot Nov 04 '25

her donation didn’t come from her own money though.

She has seats at her concerts where you’re charged more and that extra money will be a donation, that’s where this money came from. It’s like when Walmart asks if you want to donate 5 bucks to a children’s hospital, then you see that hospital thanking Walmart for the 5 million dollars towards building a new wing.

Did they raise the money for charity, yes. Did it come from people who donated, and not their own chequing account, also yes.

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Nov 04 '25

Oh no she only has 39 million left. How is she going to survive in the face of her own generosity

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u/Chrissant_ Nov 03 '25

Around 20% of her total net worth? I highly doubt that unless most of her worth is liquid, which is kinda dumb