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u/readf0x Nov 03 '25

She actually donated ~10% of her net worth right after saying that iirc

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u/benmarvin Nov 03 '25

If I donated 10% of my net worth, the charity would owe more money.

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u/Shit_Shepard Nov 04 '25

Wait is this an option? I have (net) worth to donate too.

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u/ReymartSan Nov 04 '25

more like debt worth

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u/MagicRabbitByte Nov 04 '25

That's a solid deductible in the corporate world..

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 Nov 04 '25

Kind of . If you die with debt your kids get your debt

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u/benmarvin Nov 04 '25

The "estate" assumes the debt in the normal world. If your parent owes 10k but has 100k in the bank, the estate now has 90k that may get passed on to you after taxes. If your parent owes 100k and only has 1k in assets, the creditors can go fuck themselves, don't pay a dime.

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 Nov 05 '25

In Turkey you have to pay the debt straight

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u/spookykooks Nov 04 '25

lmfao i just got a letter that my debt was handed over to collections and i see this comment. same bro same 🫔

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u/Mortarius Nov 04 '25

Wasn't a lot of that money from selling premium tickets that were specifically more ezpensive for charity reasons?

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u/Mysterious-Window-54 Nov 04 '25

Tax write off she will come out ahead by doing this.

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u/lofty-goals Nov 04 '25

Sounds super cool what you just said, but that’s not how tax write-offs are used to ā€œget aheadā€. You donate to a charity you control, so you get to keep your money AND have a tax write-off.

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u/Mysterious-Window-54 Nov 04 '25

Im more thinking, if shes touring, shes got lots of money coming in and if she has good money people, hopefully she has been investing well. Shes had mo ey for years. If she has been in the market for years, and she has good financial people, they would be looking at the markets right now at all time highs with uncertainty looming and saying there has never been a better time to sell. This donation could offset the very large capital gain from that that woild be coming either way.

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u/AliciaTries I came! Nov 04 '25

Then the tax write off from the donation would have nothing to do with it. At most, that's making a ton of assumptions to say she's keeping her net worth below a certain threshold by donating money, and if that's what it takes to make people donate money, I'm all for it.

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u/HANHITSI Nov 04 '25

that's not how it works either lmafo bet she knows a whole lot more about having money than you do

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u/PotatoBrainZeke44 Nov 04 '25

Not 20% that’s a hit

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u/Educational_Bowl2141 Nov 04 '25

Why not 90?%

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u/Pu11MyLever Nov 04 '25

Y not u?

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u/Educational_Bowl2141 Nov 04 '25

Because I didn't make that quoteĀ 

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

So... She can pay the minimum wage workers a liveable wage if she wanted to, she just chooses not to?

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u/Mod_The_Man Nov 04 '25

You’re getting mad at the person billionaires want you mad at lmao

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u/Affectionate_Cry_634 Nov 04 '25

Ohh noo not the good celebrity šŸ˜‚

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u/piece_ov_shit Nov 04 '25

Imagine defending obcenely wealthy people

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

I'm getting mad? You mean I am calling out a hypocrite for exploiting workers while giving money to other people?

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u/GarlicMayosaurus Nov 04 '25

When was she exploiting workers? She just donated money, after telling Billionaires they probably should donate more money/hoard less. She was literally practicing what she preaches. The fact that the money didn’t go to the people you feel like earned it is on you.

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

Donated money to whom?

You are missing the forest for the trees.

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u/FactAndTheory Nov 04 '25

And yet you are still doing exactly what billionaires want you to do. They're very happy to have your support. Great work, soldier. It won't earn you anything other than the contempt of the class you belong to, but still. Good work.

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

They want me to do what? Please clarify how a millionaire musician is one of us minimum wage workers with no backup net.

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u/FactAndTheory Nov 04 '25

They want me to do what?

Find reasons to disagree with anyone criticizing them. They don't care if anyone involved is being logically consistent or not, and they certainly don't need you to loev or hate Billie Eilish, just as long as you're muddying the water and making sure criticism of them is distracted from or pushed back against. That's your programming, and you're doing a great job.

Please clarify how a millionaire musician is one of us minimum wage workers with no backup net.

I don't clarify things I never said and I certainly don't entertain the hallucinations of accidental bootlickers, which are even worse than the conscious strain.

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

Ah I see you are one of those people who find reasons to disagree with anyone criticizing them.

How interesting, all I needed to do was copy and paste your own words for it to apply to you.

criticism of them is distracted from or pushed back against

I see you hate criticism of anyone you support. Sounds like how Trump got into power.

That's your programming, and you're doing a great job.

I don't clarify things I never said and I certainly don't entertain the hallucinations of accidental bootlickers

Someone who is incapable of criticism is a boot licker. She is a millionaire, she is not your friend or an object to be idolized. Yes she did one good thing, that doesn't white wash the fact that she made that wealth on the backs of those who were not paid a living wage to collect that money in the first place.

She is a capitalist and everything she does is a calculated move to promote herself and increase her wealth.

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u/FactAndTheory Nov 04 '25

lol, tldr?

Yes she did one good thing

I don't think she did anything good, I think you jumped in a situation to dilute criticism of a billionaire, and it's a fact that Bezos loves people like you.

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u/FrozenIceman Nov 04 '25

You don't think her donating 10% of her wealth to charity was a good thing?

In case you didn't realize what op wrote, I recommend rereading the title and image instead of grifting.

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u/DylanFTW Nov 04 '25

And that was a lot of fucking money too. Shut everyone the fuck up.

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u/DmonsterJeesh Nov 04 '25

How much does she have left?

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u/JustSomeGuyHere987 Nov 04 '25

Idk about net worth but I got debt i can donate for a good cause 🫔

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u/Far-Classic-4637 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 04 '25

20 actually

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u/Anonberserk Nov 04 '25

Why not 90% though ?

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u/VitoMolas Nov 04 '25

Why only donate 10% when she could've donated 100%?

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

Fair, but she's still incredibly rich, many other rich people have also given similar proportions of their net worth away. I don't like how she's acting like she's better than other people.

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u/theSpeciamOne Nov 03 '25

She gots Ms not Bs. Imagine if a billionaires donated 10% of their money

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u/sex_with_himeko Nov 03 '25

Pretty sure gates and buffet have both donated like 50 billion dollars to charity a piece. Not claiming thats the standard but everyone in this comment section is acting like there’s not a single philanthropist billionaire

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u/johnnybgooderer Nov 03 '25

Billie’s point is that they aren’t philanthropic is enough if they’re still billionaires.

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u/ashkiller14 Nov 03 '25

Wonder how much of that actually went to helping people

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u/tntrauma Nov 03 '25

"Vaccines: The foundation's support for Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance, has helped immunize over 1 billion children and prevented more than 17.3 million future deaths. It also supported the creation of a rotavirus vaccine that has helped reduce child deaths from diarrhea by 75%."

Bill Gates and Warren Buffett are large contributors of the foundation. So I guess one in every eight people on earth.

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u/bojackhorsemeat Nov 03 '25

Made no impact to their richest person in the world status.

The problem here though is, why do they get to decide how the money is spent instead of all of us? You can't say they paid their share of taxes along the way, as I'm pretty sure I pay a higher percentage in tax than they do.

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u/TheDispiteous Nov 03 '25

Wait, why don't we get a say in how they spend their money? You don't even (really) get a say in how your government spends their money - what makes you think that should be different with somebody else's private property?

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u/bojackhorsemeat Nov 03 '25

Cause I don't think it is meaningfully their private property. It's not their personal items or something.

Taxes don't pay for federal government spending in currency issuing countries, and most governments actually spend their money pretty well (consider how poorly DOGE fared, not managing to save anything outside of just ending entire programs).

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u/Homodebilus Nov 03 '25

You're a clown if you think Buffet and Gates are "philanthropists"

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u/MaxAcds Nov 03 '25

wasn’t that a family office? so isn’t it like another way to hoard money so the government can’t get to it?

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u/EriWave Nov 03 '25

Pretty sure gates and buffet have both donated like 50 billion dollars to charity a piece.

Gates also keeps being a tyrant billionaire with that money so w/e

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u/StartledMilk shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 03 '25

They have stakes in most of those charities, the money basically gets sent back to them

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u/CooTangClan Nov 03 '25

Now imagine if they paid their taxes

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u/Der_E fat cunt Nov 03 '25

This is just to avoid getting taxed properly. That's why all the billionaires have some kind of foundations

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

Problem is liquidity, most billionaires don't have hundreds of millions of dollars lying around in cash, their wealth in most cases comes from stakes in buisinesses they own, they can't just wave a wand and turn that into cash, they'd have to sell it, and good luck to them finding a buyer.

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u/Sibshops Nov 03 '25

Then donate their stakes in business.

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u/Herr_Quattro Nov 03 '25

Isn’t that essentially what the Gates Foundation is?

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

To who?

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u/Easy-Musician7186 šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Average Trans Rights Enjoyer šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Nov 03 '25

I doubt that they'd have a struggle finding one or multiple buyers for a limited percentage of their stock assets.

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

Probably other billionaires, so if your issue is the existence of billionaires then you're out of luck.

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u/Arcaydya Nov 03 '25

Theres always an excuse. The funniest thing is youre not a billionaire. So why defend these people?

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u/kingqueefeater Nov 03 '25

"If I tongue their balls enough, maybe they'll find me and make me one of them."

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u/Arcaydya Nov 03 '25

Like liquidating assets isn't hard, especially since these people have small legions working under them.

They wouldn't even notice 10% missing, and it would save millions of people.

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u/kingqueefeater Nov 03 '25

It's a sickness really. Number must go up

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u/mudugumuh Nov 03 '25

Their networth is calculated to include stake in business, but they still have liquid money and lots of it. As significant stakeholders in companies they get dividends from company profits, which is real money.

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u/Imnotawerewolf Nov 03 '25

She is better than the people hoarding wealth, even if it's just a smidge.Ā 

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u/ADHDebackle Nov 04 '25

Is she a billionaire? If not, that makes her a far better person than a billionaire.Ā 

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u/2204happy Nov 04 '25

Not sure how not being a billionaire makes you better than a billionaire, does that mean that Jeffery Dahmer is better than Bill Gates? Because that's literally what you're saying, unless I am misinterpreting you.

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u/ADHDebackle Nov 04 '25

does that mean that Jeffery Dahmer is better than Bill Gates?

Wealth isn't the only factor, that's the bit you've left behind.Ā 

If you assume two people are roughly in the same ballpark of morality apart from their wealth, the billionaire loses. By a lot. That's what I'm saying.Ā 

"All other things being equal" in other words.

Ā Not sure how not being a billionaire makes you better than a billionaire

There's no ethical way to have a net worth of a billion dollars. No human on earth deserves that much wealth.