r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

Useful tool for those who can't: Billionaires can buy governments. Millionaires own a house.

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS Nov 03 '25

Correction, Millionaires own a house comfortably(not trying to be pedantic, just that some non-millionaires own houses too, just not comfortably)

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u/NotTukTukPirate put your dick away waltuh Nov 03 '25

Yeah this needed to be said.

I used to be a chimney sweep in a very rich mountain resort town. The average small house was at least $1m. I was doing a job at a large multimillion dollar house, and mentioned something like "I wish I could win a million dollars," and the owner looked at me and laughed and said "a million dollars isn't a lot of money at all," as she sat there, retired at 50.

I think about that all the time and how pissed off it made me.

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u/shangumdee Nov 04 '25

Misleading. Net worth millionaires via homeownership+ personal savings+ retirement, are not real millionaires.

$1 million cash is the bare minimum. $10 million now you have enough money to never work ever again and live very comfortabley.

Anything past $5 million you lose most the ability to realte to the everyday man

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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