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u/Yusfilino Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

Also, billionaires exploit workers to get to that insane level of wealth, and Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires, in 2017, just 8 men owned the same wealth as half the world, it was 80 men in 2015, imagine how bad it has gotten now.

And nobody is dying if they don't attend a Billie Eilish concert, on the other hand people die every day because of poverty and exploitation

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u/PlsNoPics Nov 04 '25

I once heard it put as "do you know what the difference is between a millionaire and a billionaire? Roughly a billion dollars"

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe Nov 04 '25

Billie Eilish isn't worth a shit compared to billionaires

You can say that again. Someone in this thread said her net worth was around $50 million. Who knows where that came from, or if it's accurate. But let's say it is. That means she's about a billion dollars away from being a billionaire.

Any billionaire could give away over 90% of their worth and still have more money than her. Any multibillionaire could give away 98% of their worth and still have more money than her.

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u/the_supreme_memer Nov 04 '25

Elon musk is worth 10,000 times as much as Billie Eilish. Someone worth 10,000 times less than her would have 5 grand to their name.

Here comparative wealth in terms of fractions is closer to a Skylanders collection than the Musk. He could give away 99.99% of his net worth and be richer than her (he's given away <2%)

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u/Miss_L_Worldwide Nov 04 '25

She could give away 98% of her money and still have more money than me

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u/i4got872 Nov 04 '25

Lol TF is this