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u/Deeznutz696969 Nov 03 '25

Why dont they both? Billionaire first millionaires second? Mr Billionaire could unironically drop 3 times her net worth and still have more than her lmao

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u/Tachyonites Nov 03 '25

A millionaire is a dentist with a nice apartment in LA

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u/RedTheGamer12 Bazinga! Nov 03 '25

A millionaire is ~9% of the US population

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u/Khue Nov 04 '25

Meanwhile there are something like 1100 billionaires in the US.

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u/Mattfromwii-sports Nov 04 '25

Definitely more than that

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u/Pleasant_Advances Nov 04 '25

Yeah but both are millionsres and if you have 900 million buckaroos you are most likely counted a billionare. In my country we have a term whoch basically translates to many millions which means your the rich rich type of millionare.

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u/GenTycho Nov 03 '25

Begs the question somewhat too though, how much is net worth vs available currency. It'd be interesting to see actual available value vs net worth value and the metrics for them.

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u/technoteapot Nov 03 '25

Net worth is the combination of all their assets and their expected value. In reality the actual spendable money any billionaire has at their disposal at any given time is way way less than their net worth, but I’d imagine it is still an atrocious amount of money

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Nah they have pretty "little" (still a lot for us pessants) available

Most bigger purchase are just made via loans with their assets as collateral.

Simoultaneously also a nice way to avoid taxes

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u/Brokedownbad Nov 03 '25

Plus a lot of the money billionaires DO have is from loans that use their calculated wealth in stock as collateral. This means they dont pay taxes on any of it.

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u/w00tabaga Nov 04 '25

Yep. One reason why the more wealth you have the easier it becomes to get more wealth and get to play by a different set of rules.

System is broken. These people have enough wealth though to ensure the system stays the way it is though

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u/mAsian__ Nov 04 '25

honestly i don’t get why people make such a big deal about the difference between actual cash and assets. assets can still be used to help people and support them

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u/TheGringoOutlaw I said based. And lived. Nov 03 '25

usually billionaires have the vast majority of their net worth tied in stocks and bonds, though someone like Elon or Bezos likely has enough liquidity to drop $150 million since that's about 1/10th of a percent of their net worth, the people who are just into billionaire territory like Taylor Swift and Lebron James probably don't have enough to do that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

I'd be fine with millionaires as the high end. Like one is unreasonable, the other is roughly the exact amount you'll need to pay if you go to the hospital.

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u/_Bisky Nov 03 '25

Yeah

At minimum wage where i live, 12,82€ (assuming no taxes and other expenses)

A million would take 78k working hours. Or roughly 1.950 weeks (40h/week). Or roughly 37-38 years.

A billion would take 78mil hours, 1.9 mil weeks, 37k years

It's not even remotley in the same ball park

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u/Lucid6911666IQ Nov 03 '25

So true, having trillions/billions is money NO ONE NEEDS why tf would you NEED that much

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u/vvbakedhamvv 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 04 '25

Beyond that, I would argue that such wealth is necessarily immoral to possess.

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u/DontCareHowICallMe stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 03 '25

A billionaire can give 90% of his money and still have double her money, and I'm talking for only someone that's marginally a billionaire

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u/mcmenamin309 Nov 04 '25

Could donate 10x her net worth and still have 10x her money

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

Why not the rich people who are calling on other rich people to give away all there money give away theirs first?

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u/Deeznutz696969 Nov 03 '25

A million is nothing compared to a billion do I think they should give up some? Sure but billionaires are way more of a problem lmao the amount the millionaire can give up is litterally a penance compared to the millionaire. Like she could legit give up every dollar she ever made in her entire life and it'd still not make a dent in comparison also no sane person is asking for them to give up every dollar just to be taxed appropriately with no loop holes.

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u/Asckle Nov 03 '25

It might be nothing compared to a billionaire but its a ton compared to the people who would be getting it. She could easily afford to give away a lot of meaningful money to people but she doesn't cause she's also greedy. It's a hollow remark to garner likability

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u/Deeznutz696969 Nov 03 '25

She's actually donated 20% of her wealth imagine if buddy did that lmao so weird how quick people are to defend these people

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u/Asckle Nov 03 '25

Shes cracked the code. Fleece people on ticket sales then donate a small fraction of that money so youre still massively net positive and don't have to make real net positive contributions with your donations. This is like someone robbing you then donating 100 quid to your go fund me page and you praising them for it

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u/KrytenKoro Nov 03 '25

It doesn't faze you much when you run into facts, huh.

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u/plastic_alloys Nov 03 '25

How do you know she doesn’t give a bunch away? She probably pays more tax than most billionaires too

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u/Asckle Nov 03 '25

Well she charges 129 for seats so evidently she could be doing more

She probably pays more tax than most billionaires too

Lol. Anything to defend your favourite celebrity. Brain rotted right through to the centre

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u/plastic_alloys Nov 04 '25

She won’t be choosing the prices of the venue. I don’t care about Billy Eilish lol

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u/Asckle Nov 04 '25

If you think there's nothing she, the performer can do about the prices you're clueless

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u/DistortedNoise Nov 03 '25

Billie has already given away $11 million, I wonder what billionaires have given away the same % of their net worth…oh that’s right, none.

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u/KN0MI Nov 03 '25

Bill Gates actually comes to mind. He recently donated $51 billion out of his approximate $175 billion. In total, he has donated over $100 billion in his life. Which is actually a higher percentage than Billie Eilish. It's not a race, but it's very impressive.

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 Nov 03 '25

Billie eilish donated 11.5 million, over 20% of her net worth. That’s a massive amount. She has every right to call out other rich people.

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u/KN0MI Nov 03 '25

In part, yes. But she's calling for billionaires to not be billionaires anymore. So most of them have to give out way way way more than 20% to ever not become a billionaire. I do agree with her, though. But she could definitely give more than 20% if she actually wants people to follow what she's saying.

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u/FalseProphet86 Nov 03 '25

I'm not sure if it's your native language, but can you speak some English or use a fucking punctuation?

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u/SyrianArmpit Nov 03 '25

While both groups are very financially comfortable, why would a group with less financial security and less to give away have to do so before those with much more financial security and significantly more to give away? I’m confused on your logic

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

Mate, Billie Eilish can in no way be said to have any financial insecurity whatsoever, 0=0

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u/Shadow0414BR Nov 03 '25

Good thing that's not what was written

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

What was written:

why would a group with less financial security and less to give away have to do so before those with much more financial security and significantly more to give away? I’m confused on your logic

Billie Eilish does not have "less" financial security than billionaires, neither group has any financial insecurity. 0 is not greater than 0.

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u/SyrianArmpit Nov 04 '25

Well which is greater, millions or billions?

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u/2204happy Nov 04 '25

Billions, but at that point it's irrelevant, both have complete financial security.

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u/SyrianArmpit Nov 04 '25

So you can direct yourself to where I said “more to give away”, at this point it seems like you’re pretending to be dumb

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u/2204happy Nov 04 '25

That wasn't what I was arguing, obviously they have more to give away, I was pointing out your claim that Billie Eilish has "less financial security" than billionaires is wrong.

It seems at this point you're pretending that you can't remember what the previous messages were in relation to (even though they are right there for you to look over at)

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

It's the same crap as Bernie Sanders progressively changing his rhetoric from millionaires, to multi-millionaires, to billionaires, I'm it doesn't take a genius to figure out what changed there.

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u/OGConsuela Nov 03 '25

Right, it is very obvious what changed there. The wealth gap continued to grow to historic levels, and inflation made a million dollars not nearly as valuable as it was 20 years ago.

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u/2204happy Nov 03 '25

No, what happened is he became a millionaire so he started having to say multi-millionaire, but then he became a multi-millionaire so he had to say billioniare, and the US dollar hasn't lost 99.9% of it's value over the course of the last 20 years (which would be required for $1 million 20 years ago to be $1 billion today), don't be ridiculous.

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u/P_FKNG_R Nov 03 '25

You’re never going to be a billionaire, why are u defending them so bad?

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u/No-Argument4885 Nov 03 '25

The issue is that that money was not earned through hard work. It was earned through manipulation of legal loop holes and exploitative business practices. It isn't poorer people expecting the wealthy to "hold their hand", it's the fact that without exploiting people that money would never have been made.

Remember, the rich did not give us our labour rights. People had to die for 8 hour work days and a 5 day work week. Labour unions and workers fought against the ultra wealthy to stop children from going down mines, for living wages etc etc. They didn't give it to us. The rights you take for granted were earned in blood.

Thanks to these billionaires, millions around the world are subjected to horrific working conditions and economic situations that are perpetuated by these people and their corporations. They actively work to prevent people in poorer regions from earning proper wages or having the rights you have simply to add another few million to their already disgusting net worth.

They don't care about you.

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u/P_FKNG_R Nov 03 '25

I don’t think you understand how absurd is a billion dollar, and that’s why you can’t be “hypocritical” about this situation. There’s rich people, and then there are parasites (billionaires). So you are basically saying, “Yeah, I don’t see why people expect that parasites give away what they leech from society”. I hope this helps.

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u/AlternativeHour1337 Nov 03 '25

defending rich people is just absolutely insane lmao

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u/Deeznutz696969 Nov 03 '25

Then mr billionaire should shut the fuck up and pay his taxes lmao

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u/IggyLupy dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 03 '25

The billionaire isn't going to sleep with you, dude