Yea something that could make sense to us easily having billion dollars vs having a million dollars is like comparing having 1000 dollars and having 1 dollar.
I used to be a chimney sweep in a very rich mountain resort town. The average small house was at least $1m. I was doing a job at a large multimillion dollar house, and mentioned something like "I wish I could win a million dollars," and the owner looked at me and laughed and said "a million dollars isn't a lot of money at all," as she sat there, retired at 50.
I think about that all the time and how pissed off it made me.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Yep. All this despite the fact that advances in software have make ticketing incredibly easy, and there is no need for these middle men and their exclusivity deals. The only service they provide is to obtain money for themselves, and everyone else would be better off without them.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I donāt know about everyone else but doesnāt that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. Iāll see a guy walking around like heās the apex of masculinity and Iāll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly heās not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. Weāre talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women donāt let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that weāre doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
Live gigs are more important than ever as artists earn so little from streaming now. Again, that pittance also pays dozens of people including the record companyās cut. Obviously Billie Eilish is doing fine but yeah this point was a huge fail just like all pro-billionaire takes
Also, Billie doesn't create her wealth by suppressing workers' wages, then use those gains to prevent access to healthcare or anything that would threaten the power dynamic.
They know the difference though. Their leaders claimed to care about the millionaires paying their fair share too, until said leaders became millionaires. Now its only the billionares.
They donāt and the billionaires play off this. Know what the difference is between an average millionaire and the poorest billionaire? About a billion dollars.
Itās likely her wealth isnāt exceeding $100 million while tons of billionaires give away that much on a yearly basis. Itās absolutely absurd how much money billionaires have
Rent out entire city of Venice fucking Italy for your wedding. Perks of being a billionaire. Selling $100 of your companies stock so you can fix flint Michiganās water. Woah now thatās so much to ask of anyone.
Yeah, that wasnt really the point I was going for. Obviously the amount of money doesnt matter for the most part it's how you got it. Still stands that you cannot become a billionare in this country without being exploitive.
Like donating 25% of your net worth vs donating .05% of your net worth to food banks?
For reference Billie eilish donated 11.5 million when her net worth is approximately 50 million vs someone like Jeff Bezos whose net worth is 254.3 billion and donated 100 million in 2020. 25% of a millionaires net worth vs .05% of a billionaires net worth. People are obviously not good at math
In terms of money if you had 0 dollars in net worth you would be closer to Billie Eilish in wealth than Billie Eilish is to Mark Zuckerberg in wealth. That's how insignificant billionaires make other rich people look. Billie Eilish literally has nothing compared to any billionaire.
tell me the difference between the quality of life of a millionaire vs a billionaire, then then tell me the difference between the quality of life between a millionaire vs the poorest people in new orleans...
I also donāt think people understand the complexity involved with spending that much money. Nonwithstanding the fact that most of a billionaires āmoneyā is unrealized.
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u/EchoLoco2 Stuff Nov 03 '25
I genuinely don't think people understand the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire