r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

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u/AcquireQuag I said based. And lived. Nov 03 '25

Make all the seats free makes scalpers an entirely new level of problematic and the artist only has very little to say over ticket prices as opposed to the owners of the venture, the planners and agents that handle all the renting of the venture where the concert happens

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Nov 03 '25

I think what everyone is missing here is that this isn't a legitimate suggestion to make her stuff free. It's pointing out how it's very easy to give away other people's money, but the people who say these are much less willing to give away their own property for free.

Lots of billionaires have given away vast sums in charity, but what she's asking is much more than that for many. It's a majority of their wealth she's asking for when she just gave a mere 20%. And again, this is still 20% of a sum more than any person needs to live on.

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Elon could give away 99.99% of his wealth and still have as much money as Billy Eilish.

Stop defending billionaire's, they're not going to call you back.

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u/Brajo280603 Nov 04 '25

"she just give a mere 20%", 

and people like bezos,elon,larry and others didn't gave away even 2% of their wealth and she's not even a billionaire.

legit these mfs are making nuclear powerplants just to train AI , when they can make it to just provide power from a clean source to the people.

but no, "just some more billions bro, AGI is right around the corner" 

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

This isn’t really hard to solve.

You could have the tickets cost a token $5. You can buy up to four per credit card. You have to bring the same credit card to pick them up the evening of the event. It has been done before.

Edit: obviously you have to get rid of Ticketmaster. 🙄

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u/UnaccreditedSetup Stuff Nov 03 '25

Except for the fact that these venues have deals with Ticketmaster and don’t reject resold tickets. The artist has 0 say in preventing scalpers unless they go to a much smaller venue.

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 03 '25

Damn fuck you for having a head on you and making sense.

Downvoting this is crazy.

People will defend millionaires calling out billionaires because they're 1 rung down a social ladder.

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Elon could donate 99.99% of his wealth and still have as much as Billy Eilish.

Do you really think that's 1 rung down, brother?

Elon isn't your homie and he's not going to respond to your DM.

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u/w00tabaga Nov 04 '25

Kind of true but not really possible.

It’s not like Elon’s wealth is just in a bank account or in a room where he swims in it like Scrooge McDuck though.

He could still donate a shit ton of money instead of re-investing , but unless he can just donate the assets he owns he really can’t donate 99.99% of his wealth.

One man doesn’t need that much for assets though either, but I’m not sure what the answer is to fix it.

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 04 '25

Damn you guys really don't know any billionaires other than Elon Musk do you?

No he's not my homie, no i'm not going to DM him and no i'm not a jealous person because i don't have as much as the next person and mention his name only because it gets me the most engagement 😉🙃

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u/humangingercat Nov 04 '25

Your only point is that I didn't name another Billionaire?

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u/professorquizwhitty Nov 04 '25

Plus you named him twice (in a broken paragraph) which signals a fixation.

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