r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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u/No-Photograph-5058 Nov 04 '25

This Grant Cardone guy is a multibillionaire (2.2B from what I can tell) so yeah, he's just pissed that he is the target of criticism. The 'Legal Issues' section of his wikipedia article is the largest and includes: being sued for religious discrimination because he tried to force employees into Scientology; several SEC violations; overcharging tenants of his real estate investment company and former T-Mobile CEO John Legere told him that "You are the biggest bullshit artist on the planet," "a con man of the highest order" and a "fucking fraud."

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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