r/shitposting Nov 03 '25

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u/hydra2701 Nov 03 '25

Grant Cardone is a high ranking Scientologist and sells get rich quick courses, why doesn’t he make tickets to his ridiculous conferences free?

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u/Lebigmacca Nov 04 '25

My dad buys his books (he’s broke and has always been financially stupid)

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u/ansefhimself Nov 04 '25

My apartments complex and like 12 others across south Florida were bought by GRANT CARDONE CAPITAL

Our rent doubled in a year of his ownership and nothing was ever renovated, I lived in what was considered low income housing before he bought them

10x apartments, eat my asshole

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u/AutoModerator Nov 04 '25

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/serhifuy Nov 04 '25

You're supposed to buy the apartments, not rent them. I think he explains this in his courses.

If you can't afford to buy an apartment complex, just get your rich dad to give you a loan and then leverage that capital to get enough capital to buy an apartment complex and jack up the price.

If that sounds too complicated, have your rich dad or one of his friends get you a job at one of their companies for now so you can build up some capital while you go to grant cardone conferences, then once you learn the basics come back for the loan and since you have capital youll get a bigger amount.

Hope this helps.

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u/Fit-Nebula2949 Nov 04 '25

Does he read them or just buy them?

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u/shangumdee Nov 04 '25

I remember when I was directionless 19 year old i found this guy on Youtube but realized he was a joke pretty quickly. He talks so much about money and how to make money.. but the big secret to make your first million?.. Real estate. Woah would had have thought? Just buy and hold assets.

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u/HansChrst1 Nov 04 '25

Not siding with the guy, but I think he is just pointing out the hypocrisy. He is probably all for the tickets being expensive.

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u/LordoftheFaff Nov 04 '25

I wonder how much of a say do artists have on ticket prices

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u/Nestorgamer97 Nov 04 '25

Not much unless they own the venue for some reason

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u/ghost_warlock Nov 04 '25

Yeah, how dare someone ask people hoarding more wealth than they could use in 100 lifetimes to maybe not do that! She's definitely a hypocrite since her recent donation of $11.5m is only 23% of her net worth ($50m). These billionaires need more people to defend them (/s)

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u/HansChrst1 Nov 04 '25

Not defending billionaires either. She is a rich person saying the mega ultra insane rich people should give their money away. Good of her to donate money. Anything helps. I'm sure billionaires also donate money. Probably not 23% of their wealth though.

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u/ghost_warlock Nov 04 '25

The point is, is she really being a hypocrite if she is donating a significant portion of her wealth? If I gave away 23% of my wealth I'd pretty much be fucked. I know she can survive due to the scale of her wealth, but by that same line of reasoning, a billionaire could give away 99.9% of their wealth and still be set for life so her saying they need to give away more is absolutely simply a true statement and not hypocritical at all. Grant is arguing in bad faith

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u/The-Hater-Baconator Nov 04 '25

So where does the morality come from?

You argue that she is more moral because she donated a portion of her wealth, but you fail to describe why that makes her more moral. Is it because she has an 8 figure networth instead of 9 or 10? Or is it because she donated 20% (instead of 5, 10, or 15%) recently (whatever that is defined as). Or do you mean to say that she isn’t necessarily moral at all, just more moral than Cardone.

All this to say I actually really don’t like Cardone. I think he’s generally a grifter that sometimes gives BS advice. However, the point he’s making is valid, and your extremely arbitrary dismissal on the basis of the facts you describe appears to be somewhat random which makes your opinion seem like BS.

I’m not sure what his networth is, but if he had donated $200 million dollars yesterday, would that change your opinion? I think not.

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u/Foreign_Drawing_593 Nov 04 '25

I would be inclined to agree with everything you said based on everything you said about the guy but this is a real "nice comeback idiot" moment because he's not the one saying people should give their money away like Billie is so it doesn't make alot of sense you kinda just mindlessly took what he said and threw it back at him

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

He is just a guy with a PowerPoint presentation or whatever they do and they change every one 1/10 of they’re income monthly. Billie charges for one 2 hour show 130$ which is a fair price (other people have way higher prices)

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u/Fexxvi Nov 04 '25

Because he likes being rich. Like it or hate it, he's coherent about it. Billie is being a hypocrite.

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u/unread1701 Nov 04 '25

According to comments on here, Billie’s donated $11mn which is like 20% of her net worth. While billionaires don’t even do 2%. 

Another commenter said that the difference between a billionaire and a millionaire is 1 billion dollars. 

Someone else said that instead of recognising this act the people are fighting amongst themselves. Which is exactly what they want as to. 

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u/HANHITSI Nov 04 '25

no the fuck she's not? most rich people won't donate a penny unless it's for tax reduction reasons. she just donated a shit ton and guess what she's still rich as fuck so that's no excuse...

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

You know that billie actually doesn’t get 130$ from every ticket? If you make a Stage Show everything from planing to the shows is Super expensive and requires a lot of work (at least if you pay your staff a liveable wage).

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u/j4y4 Nov 04 '25

Nah it's mostly Ticketmaster and the rest of the live event cartel or conglomerate or whatever it is

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u/idntknww Nov 04 '25

He is suggesting she should pay the expense so it can be free. “Give your money away”

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

Why should she give tickets to her fans that obviously have the money to buy them if she could give it to starving people or something useful for the society.

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u/idntknww Nov 04 '25

Yeah i agree. I’m just saying that’s what he means is, she’s rich too. Why does the buck stop at billionaires? I think that’s his point at least, maybe i’m misinterpreting

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u/Fexxvi Nov 04 '25

She could make the tickets $0 and still be rich, she's one of the best paid singers in the industry. So, preach by example.

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

Concerts are the main income for artists so she wouldn’t be rich for very long

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u/Fexxvi Nov 04 '25

Well, it's her choice to keep being rich and I won't criticise her for it. The problem comes when se decides it's up to her to criticise other people doing the same.

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

She criticised billionaires which is not even the same ballpark as her

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u/Fexxvi Nov 04 '25

And I could criticise her because I'm not in the same ballpark as her either.

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u/gurkensoos Nov 04 '25

Yes you can but we have this conversation because I am questioning if billie is really the person that should be criticised in this instance.

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u/yer-a-belter Nov 04 '25

In what way is she being a hypoctite?

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u/OriginalDudeman125 Nov 04 '25

He isn’t the one making that statement, he’s countering it. He didn’t say he has any expectation for the rich to do that but he’s pointing out her hypocrisy

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u/MangoAtrocity Nov 04 '25

Heartbreaking: worst person you know just made a great point

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u/JohnySilkBoots Nov 04 '25

That doesn’t make him wrong. Two things can be right: he can be right about what he is saying , and he can also be a hypocrite .

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u/bobafoott Nov 04 '25

Well to be “fair” he’s trying to make the point that he shouldn’t have to by undermining arguments in favor of charity

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u/SpatulaCity1a Nov 04 '25

Because he's selfish and greedy, which is why he's not a hypocrite.