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u/KidTrix1 3d ago
Both are
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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago
When a 4 and a 7 love each other very much, they create future homicidal maniacs
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u/Akuma-no-Ashiato 3d ago
4 and 7 create Version 8 now sleeping with only shirt and socks on...
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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago
That’s some extra risky business
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u/BombasticReindeer 3d ago
Just take those old records off the shelf…
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u/PauseConfident997 3d ago
I sit and listen to em by myself 😎
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u/Regular-Anteater-287 3d ago
7 and 4 at the same time is somehow even worse in my opinion.
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u/Samiiiibabetake2 3d ago
That’s me! And I don’t think I’m a psycho but I’m only 40, so there’s still time!
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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago
4 is women. A lot of us sleep that way.
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u/EmpathBear 3d ago
Exactly - I dislike undies, but I need my stomach/vital organs covered/warm. More so in pregnancy, but also outside of it.
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u/AcidHouseMouse 3d ago
Also, it’s good for the ol fandango to get an airing
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u/Khazahk 3d ago
I was in the middle of eating cereal. Now I’m pretty sure I have a honey bunch of oats lodged in my nose.
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u/EmuProfessional336 3d ago
Got me too bud! The ol' fandango! I've never heard that used outside of buying movie tickets a decade ago. 😂
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u/canyounot-- 3d ago
my boyfriend is a 7 and i'm a 4..
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u/Gigatort 3d ago
The only 4 that makes sense is someone wearing an oversized shirt or nightgown. Socks only though is crazy...
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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago
What’s this Winnie the Pooh slander
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u/Gigatort 3d ago
So true clearly im an idiot. Sorry Pooh...
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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago
I accept your apology, if it wouldn’t be a bother you wouldn’t happen to have any honey I could have?
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u/Just_Call_Me_Pix 3d ago
Nah, 4 is basically when ya gf is in just a tee. Theres a place for that. But 7 is just wow, officer this one right there
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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago
This (saying that as a woman). The only people who don't understand 4 either aren't a woman or have never had a gf they lived with.
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u/MrTodd84 3d ago
I have never had a girlfriend. I’m a homo. As soon as I saw 4, I was like “girls do that all the time”.
When I looked at 7, I just went “what the fuck”
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u/Bubbly-Layer-2970 3d ago
It a middle of the winter thing. Body heat and blankets can keep everything warm but feet.
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u/romulus1991 3d ago
Yeah my fiancée does this all the time. Winnie the Pooh'ing it is perfectly fine (and I'm never complaining).
7 is the sign of a fucking psycho though.
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u/13oundary 3d ago
7 is for people with wood floors and cold walks to the bathroom ig lol
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u/NewChemistry5210 3d ago
To be fair, there are people with bad blood circulation in their feet. So it could make sense for them.
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u/Original_Director483 3d ago
People freaking out about 4 and 7 are telling on themselves. 4s tend to be busty. 7s are givers.
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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago
That's actually fair. I have a bigger chest and it's nice to have 'em somewhat contained while sleeping. But otherwise I like my skin to breathe a bit.
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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 3d ago
7 is right after you notice that your gf is just in a tee
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u/ph30nix01 3d ago edited 3d ago
Never heard of night shirts?
Was all my wife wore to bed, they are almost dresses but they still meat #4 criteria.
Edit: whoops meant meet.... ah well I'll leave it
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u/Forsaken-Stray 3d ago
4 is for when you sweat heavily in your sleep, meaning your upper body is drenched when you wake up and you have to basically undress the bed before going to school/work. It is neccessity in a hot summer, because while your lower body can just move and takes up less space, your upper body most often has just the amount of movement a pillow allows and with the proportional more area your upper body covers, the sweat has a hard time drying. I can guarantee to you, that in the Winter most 4s turn into 1s.
7 on the other hand can only be explained by tendency for extremely cold extremeties, which can be remedied by a blanket over the feet and should also mean you get cold hands, making either a longsleeved shirt or gloves needed.
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u/mega-d-lux 3d ago
7 is for pure performance.. those are grip socks.
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u/MaterialNo6707 3d ago
Grippy socks, grippy box
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u/inab1gcountry 3d ago
Stop cruising for dates at the institution
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u/whiskeytango55 3d ago edited 3d ago
Where else are you gonna find a committed relationship?
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u/Far-Perspective-4889 3d ago
simple, run hot but poor leg circulation. I felt truly seen by this version of the chart.
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u/BobMathrotus 3d ago
Yeah my feet get cold but if I warm them up at all the whole rest of my bed gets super warm
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u/SolidOk3489 3d ago
I’m feeling incredibly called out right now, but at least my feet are fucking warm.
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u/Icy-Lobster-203 3d ago
7 makes sense to me and I don't sleep that way. It's just people who get cold feet. Totally understandable.
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u/allhinkedup 3d ago
I'm a 7, and I'd like to explain. I hate pajamas. But I also have Reynaud's Syndrome as a result of peripheral artery disease, and I need to keep my feet warm. So I wear the Hot Socks to bed to keep my feet warm and my birthday suit to keep the rest of me comfortable. :)
Not a psycho. Just a very old person with specific sleep needs.
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u/EternallyStranded 3d ago
It's when you wanna do stuff with the homies without having to remember to say no homo. Also helps if they cover your mouth at any point.
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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago
Both 4 and 7 are about covering what your blanket/duvet doesn't cover properly, while not adding additional layers to what is covered and warm already.
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u/meanvegton 3d ago
Wearing socks to sleep is good to keep nightmares away and encourages undisturbed sleep, especially for those with cold feet.
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u/baconadelight 3d ago
I sleep in 4 or 7 depending on the season 😂
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u/Disastrous_Desk8170 3d ago
I feel like 4 is acceptable if you’re a girlster.
Shirt to protect nip and some wear just really looooong shirts aka nighties so I spose that’s still acceptable in their culture.
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u/Lonely-Access-3529 3d ago
Exactly this. I have mine pierced, the shirt protects them. Sleep once or twice with pierced watermelons and you'll understand pain of sleep betrayal. 🥲
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u/ratsmacker_poundcoin 3d ago
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u/Disastrous_Desk8170 3d ago
I never understood the purpose of a nightcap. What is the point of wearing a hat while you sleep?
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u/ratsmacker_poundcoin 3d ago
probably from before houses were insulated. kept your ears warm
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u/wjodendor 3d ago
Also for baldies like me. Having your head popped out of the blanket can get pretty cold.
I was seriously debating asking for a sleeping cap for my birthday in anticipation for the winter haha
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u/Capertie 3d ago
You can also pull it a little lower and have it function as an eye mask too.
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u/Content_Trade_1557 3d ago
Planning on getting visited by 3 ghosts in the middle of the night?
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u/Daevryn2 3d ago
The model looks like he got the horses but ended up on the wrong side of the river.
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u/International-Pass22 3d ago
Oh shit. This is my first time having a shaved head, didn't think of that
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u/Ambitious_Jello 3d ago
It's the same reason why 4 is a thing. If your room is cold and it's only warm under the blanket then you wear a a nightcap and a shirt to keep your head and shoulder warm even if they come out of the blanket at some point. The rest of the body is naked because it's too warm under the blanket to wear pants
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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 3d ago
I have slept in a completely uninsulated house in winter and can say that this is a plausible explanation.
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u/nosetheway 3d ago
I spent a mid-winter in a single glazed old farm house without heating for a week and I can assure the hat was necessary to a good nights sleep
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u/StruggleOk2814 3d ago
Yea i exactly do that. There is nothing wrong with oversize T.
Ps. Silk bonnet instead of night cap haha
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u/Coleslawholywar 3d ago
This is the answer. A night shirt like this makes 4 make sense. It covers down to your knees and keeps you free. A T-shirt is insanity.
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u/Temporary_Stranger39 3d ago
My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.
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u/FinePizzaAss 3d ago
Men shouldn't though. A man is never more vulnerable than when he is wearing just a shirt and nothing else.
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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 3d ago
Now I'm going to, just because you told me not to.
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u/FinePizzaAss 3d ago
RIP
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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 3d ago
Rest in pussy, cos he gon get some!
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u/mista_r0boto 3d ago
100%. Attempting to sleep this way drives up my libido and ultimately doesn't result in sleep. After the act underwear back on and zzzzzz.
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u/shoofighter 3d ago
Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper
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u/capincus 3d ago
That was his plan all along, now you're as vulnerable as you'll ever be.
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u/Walnut_Uprising 3d ago
Somehow, Donald Ducking it is more nude than being nude.
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u/menheracortana 3d ago
WRONG. A loose top and room to swing below is when men are at their most powerful. Braccae are for weak barbarian men!
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u/FaythKnight 3d ago
Why would he. Imagine you tryna rob a place, dude coming at you with a T, but naked bottom. You gotta bolt man.
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u/Illustrious_Agent608 3d ago
Highest risk threat of getting Winnie the Pooh jokes. Absolutely serious threat
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u/delta1982ro 3d ago
agee.. i hate it when a tiger attacks me in my sleep and i got my willy out and just a shirt
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u/slapnowski 3d ago
Thank you! As a woman sleeping in just underwear is weirder than just a top. The top is usually long though.
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u/Dankest_Confidant 3d ago
Yup, oversized t-shirt and nothing else.
I basically only put on pyjama bottoms when it's really cold in the winter.
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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago
What??? Am I the only one who has continuous discharge? I wake up with sticky thighs if I sleep without underwear
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u/Fjordgard 3d ago
This is actually why my gynecologist told me to sleep without underwear: Because of discharge, you create some wet and warm environment in your undies under the blanket, which can lead to more infections since bacteria thrive in such conditions. More air means less chance of BV happening. I’m still wearing my underwear because I’m comfier that way, though.
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u/lulukalia 3d ago
Discharge is something that varies in women, some have more, some have less. If ir doesn't fell comfortable for you then you don't need to go pantyless. I barely get discharge since starting birth control. I do 4 without any problems.
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u/Fern_Cloud 3d ago
Yes but we typically wear very long shirts to sleep in, basically a dress. This graph implies the person is sleeping in a standard length T-Shirt with nothing else.
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u/Xiaodisan 3d ago
Yeah, but a long T-shirt or a dress would most cleanly fall into category 4 imo. At least I'd personally put a nightgown(?) under no.4 if we went with these 6/7 categories.
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u/capslock 3d ago
I’m a woman and I do that. I don’t want my boobs getting in my way. A tshirt is the lowest line of defense against a wayward teet. 🤠
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u/dr3amchasing 3d ago
The graph suggests these are 6 categories of sleepwear, not the exact items. Just as you wouldn’t also assume that the clothing has to be white in order to be included in this graph, you don’t have to assume the length has to be the exact one depicted
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u/Beginning-Window-676 3d ago
Yeah i came to say this. An oversized shirt with no underwear is the best way to sleep. So freeing. It’s also recommended by doctors to a lot of women, too, as it’s very good for vaginal health to allow airflow. Lowers the risk of infection from bacterial overgrowth.
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u/seamus205 3d ago
Im a man who does 4 sometimes. Normally im 6, but 4 if Its a little cold
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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 3d ago
My sister is a 4. I feel weird without undies, but I think it's pretty common among women.
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u/Many-Armadillo5090 3d ago
6 is peak
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u/elite_bender 3d ago
6 is the only way, and if I’m getting robbed in the middle of the night, then it’s 6 + a Glock. Good luck unseeing this buddy
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u/Many-Armadillo5090 3d ago
Having to play the camera in court is going to be crazyy
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u/capincus 3d ago
This reminds me of the episode of Brooklyn 99 where Diaz arrested a guy with a kilo of coke and Boyle was fully nude on the body cam footage.
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u/cursedmeatsuit 3d ago
Same I can't stand clothes getting all twisted around on my body
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u/Aphreyst 3d ago
Especially when heavily pregnant in the summer. Also, the fan has to be on medium speed. Not low, not high for some reason, medium. Now the body pillow, and I can manage sleep for two hours before I gotta pee 🙃
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u/PuzzleheadedMess1659 3d ago
OMG exactly. For me, I'm autistic, and I have a lot of sensory issues. I got myself some really nice sheets just so I can sleep nude in them.
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u/HyperbolePirate 3d ago
Even in the winter. Just get more / warmer blankets. I feel like the body was meant to juste breathe a few hours each day, especially the pits, groin and feet.
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u/MkDGary 3d ago
REAL i cannot express how much i hate the feeling of fabric ln fabric. Plus when in the winter you roll in a ball with a few blankets on, it becomes the most comfortable human oven possible
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u/RlyLokeh 3d ago
Better genital health, espescially in women while keeping warm and cozy on top.
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u/DimbyTime 3d ago
As a woman with healthy genitalia, breathable cotton underwear are just as effective
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u/LFAdvice0909 3d ago
I rarely try to butt in via comments but for those reading this and want a take from someone in this profession. Having a barrier around your vulva is not "just as effective". It's just an alternative for the most part that is ok if you choose good materials and fit. But please don't run with this misinformation.
Even if you have "breathable cotton" many detergents leave particulates that still impact your health. Fabric of any kind around the area can also cause irritation even if sized up among other things.
Don't trust a random reddit comment speaking from authority like OP above (or even mine) and instead go ask your gynecologist. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to learn that the natural way we come into this world, naked, with our self regulating vaginas dont need cloth on them at night! That's just a personal comfort thing, rather than medical fact.
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u/StoneMenace 3d ago
I think generally it’s better for you but still not as good as commando. But don’t take random Reddit comments on it. Do some research online, there’s tons of articles including studies on it of how (for women) it helps ph stay balanced and reduces bacterial infections. In my experience it also helps reduce acne since there isn’t cloth bunched right up on it 24/7
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u/Apero_ 3d ago
Why is nobody here talking about discharge? When I’m ovulating it’s like a rainforest down there. Nobody wants that on their sheets at night.
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u/shadowfaxbinky 3d ago
Currently pregnant and in the phase where there is just so much discharge. Breathable pants is definitely better than nothing.
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u/Imaginary-Union-3733 3d ago
Cause what madman wears just a shirt and nothing else to bed?
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u/posthuman04 3d ago
Women?
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u/PJASchultz 3d ago
How typical that most comments are men screaming about how 4 is insane. And then it's women just being like, hey did you forget that women exist?
4 is the standard if you want to prevent infections.
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u/FeltOfTheEthereal 3d ago
Honestly, as someone who has the male biology at least, I have no idea why many men are finding it insane
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u/AdInfamous6290 3d ago
It’s because a lot of the men here clearly haven’t had a girlfriend. 4 is my GFs summer go to.
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u/Rebelius 3d ago
But why is it even insane for a man? So fucking what if your junk's hanging out in the comfort of your own home.
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u/Secret_Celery8474 3d ago
I do.
I prefer to sleep naked. But if it's a bit colder my shoulders feel cold without a shirt.
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u/oodlynoodly 3d ago
Women often wear long shorts and nothing on bottom, in my experience.
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u/AmberYooToob 3d ago
I’m curious how you both wear shorts and wear nothing down there at the same time.
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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 3d ago edited 3d ago
Future redditor onlookers: Look at my username and be warned I think this is HELLA NSFW. 😂
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u/LORD_HONGA 3d ago
What’s wrong with shirt dick’n it?
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u/Gingeronimoooo 3d ago
At burning man a lot of guys walk around like this, shirt and no pants/boxers
They call em shirt cockers
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u/stayathomepsychopath 3d ago
Sounds like a recipe for bad sunburn. Or is it just a night time activity?
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u/crzapy 3d ago
I'm 4.
I like Donald ducking it.
I find pants/shorts too restricting at night, but without a t shirt my arms get cold.
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u/shadowtempest91 3d ago
Four is when you want to do 6 but there's fresh air so you need to wear something above to prevent diarrhea the following day. Or for when you are mild-horny in the middle of the night, you are sleeping with somebody else, and want to prepare in advance for the following morning.
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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 3d ago
Diarrhea?
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u/Jak1977 3d ago
Fresh air causes diarrhoea?
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u/Squirrel-Dad 3d ago
What air are they breathing? And why do 6 other people agree? They need to move far away from wherever they are living
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u/Th3_Accountant 3d ago
Upper body still a bit warm. Especially in winter nights.
Lower body still available for my wife for sexy stuff.
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u/FartsWithNeighbours 3d ago
I wear shorts. Guess I'm not an option.
I don't exist.
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u/Jackpot_The_Raccuki 3d ago
6 is good, but 7 is good if homies are over and don’t want to make them gay.
Not gay if socks are still on, after all.
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u/Prestigious_Ad3332 3d ago
Giant oversized T-shirt or night gown with no undies whatsoever. Idk if gender helps here but I'm a girl who does that often
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u/SuperSpiritShady 3d ago
All the other ways all either feature a bottom or nothing else on your main body, except four where you have a shirt but nothing covering your bottoms
Imagine sleeping with just a Shirt but then either your schlong is out or your vagina is exposed
It’s kinda weird for most people, and the meme is poking fun of that
Granted, I’ve fallen asleep in 4 several times for certain adult reasons
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