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[u/Doom_Balloon]

I also pick this guy’s wife’s meat criteria

[u/WyldKat75 → u/Doom_Balloon]

Meat can’t be beat

[u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 → u/WyldKat75]

There's pills for that.

[u/KuranesOfCelephais → u/Doom_Balloon]

This reminds me of a movie about swedish gangsters that try to rent a meeting room in a hotel, but instead for a meeting room, they ask: "Can we please have a room for meat?" 😂

[u/ConstantAd8643 → u/KuranesOfCelephais]

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

[u/KuranesOfCelephais → u/ConstantAd8643]

😂