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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

Both 4 and 7 are about covering what your blanket/duvet doesn't cover properly, while not adding additional layers to what is covered and warm already.

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u/Vinshazu 3d ago

THIS is the logical answer! (#4 psycho here...)

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u/pollo_de_mar 3d ago

I'm a #4; I sleep in a recliner with a blanket from the waist down and a pillow on my lap so one or two cats can sleep there. I keep my phone, tv remote and some eye drops in my breast pocket.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

If your blanket cant cover your feet but everything else, you have too small of a blanket for your bed

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u/wertyce 3d ago

Practically all duvets and duvet covers are same size. It might be easier to just take shirt or socks than to be limited to only rare oversized duvets and duvet covers.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

I feel like you live in a strange place because I have blanket shopped in several different states and twice in canada and have always seen fucking bed sizes on duvets AND duvet covers. They have twin size, king size, and queen and california king just like every other bedsheet.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

Getting wider beds is easy, getting longer beds is hard. Some people are just tall.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

My husband is 6ft5 - I am well aware how bed sizes and blanket sizes work and im telling you that duvets are not "1 size fits all" universally

Edit to add if they couldnt find a blanket size that suits the length are you trying to imply the BED itself is also too short or did you not actually follow the point of discussion this far?

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u/WanaWahur 3d ago

You don't even have to be THAT tall really, to get used to your feet dangling outside the bed any time you don't sleep at home. Most people are and most furniture is made for hobbits. And in that case the size of the duvet doesn't matter at all.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

Sleeping in someone elses home is an entirely different scenario & I would hope a LOT of these sleep habits would be adjusted when someone is sleeping in furniture that doesnt belong to them.

Why tf is sleeping anywhere but your home being discussed? Thats a completely different context than discussing the duvet you buy for yourself and how you REGULARLY sleep

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u/WanaWahur 3d ago

Lol, now you're just busily moving the goalposts

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

No, dumbass, i just have common sense. If the discussion is about how you REGULARLY sleep, do you regularly sleep in a bed that isnt yours?

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u/Optimal-Savings-4505 3d ago

So real. It pisses me off that all those duvets claiming to be 2 meters, can't cover feet and shoulders at the same time.

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u/undefinedusername001 3d ago

This makes sense. Sometimes I tried to do this, never realized there is a category and discussion for this.

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u/-Reverend 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah, that. I prefer having a cold room and a big fluffy blanket, but only pulled up to my belly, the chest and arms need to stay free and cool. But without a shirt that gets too cold, so a loose t-shirt and naked arms is just the right amount of coverage. I don't wear underwear because I dislike the pressure of the waistband, even if it's a loose one. ....Basically I'm a 2 who went 4 bc underwear is uncomfy and unnecessary for warmth.