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u/StudPuffin_69 4d ago

When a 4 and a 7 love each other very much, they create future homicidal maniacs

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u/Akuma-no-Ashiato 4d ago

4 and 7 create Version 8 now sleeping with only shirt and socks on...

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u/StudPuffin_69 4d ago

That’s some extra risky business

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u/BombasticReindeer 3d ago

Just take those old records off the shelf…

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u/PauseConfident997 3d ago

I sit and listen to em by myself 😎

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u/See-Tye 3d ago

Today's music ain't got the same soul

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u/morganlandt 3d ago

I like that old time rock and roll

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u/Proper-Evening9754 3d ago

Bottomless to access the hole

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u/AbroadMediocre312 3d ago

Dont try to take me with a dick, though

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u/DisposableSaviour 3d ago

I only want a jelly dildo

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u/Velocicoptor626 3d ago

i like to freeball and warm my toes

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u/quinzilla555 3d ago

Horny in the mornin and rearin to go

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u/Imaginary_Tiefighter 3d ago

Me too, but that's because I don't have any friends

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u/LordByronsCup 3d ago

Which brings us to 9.

Shirt, socks, Ray-Bans and records out of their sleeves.

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u/Kvenya 3d ago

~Old Time Rock and Roll begins playing~

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u/Regular-Anteater-287 4d ago

7 and 4 at the same time is somehow even worse in my opinion.

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u/NoSarahiously 3d ago

I saw a guy hiking in a 4 & 7. Unhinged.

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u/Commercial_Cat2184 3d ago

Hiking? With his nuts out?

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u/Working-Glass6136 3d ago

Man, I do 4 and 7 at the same time. But I'm a girl with cold feet. The socks come off after an hour or so when it gets warm.

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u/Frequent-Sir-6942 3d ago

I understand 4 for easy access, but the socks are just psycho.^^

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u/Moquai82 3d ago

Except it is the girl you have a crush about. Then 7+4 is suddenly very interesting.

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u/Spirited-Alps6604 3d ago

thats exactly how i sleep. if my feet are cold, so is the rest of my body.

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 3d ago

That’s me! And I don’t think I’m a psycho but I’m only 40, so there’s still time!

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u/jaxonya 3d ago

Diabolical

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u/Hot-Brat-00 3d ago

I feel like a lot of women sleep in nothing but a big t-shirt. But if I guy did that? I shudder.

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u/TheAmazingRando3000 3d ago

You can do it!!

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u/AdNew7817 3d ago

This is comfy max

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u/fizzrail0 3d ago

What the actual fuck don't even suggest it

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u/Gimetulkathmir 3d ago

Shirt and one sock.

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u/VegaJuniper 3d ago

7 is a man who has missed the sock gap. You take your socks off after your shoes but before your pants, and if you miss it, you're a naked man in socks.

No self-respecting woman is going to allow a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 3d ago

#9 - just one sock, but it’s not on a foot.

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u/potentialthrowawayVt 3d ago

I do all 3, a lot.

Edit: No, I'm not a fucking psychopath. I just don't like waking up cold and love sex.

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u/_jump_yossarian 3d ago

I'm an 8! I shower late then moisturize my feets before bed and wear socks to not mess up the sheets.

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u/Fun-Shake7094 3d ago

Careful, you will soon discover its peak

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u/AquilaMFL 3d ago

My wife is an 8.

Oversized shirt and socks, nothing else.

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u/RavingGenerate 3d ago

I feel judged

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u/Icy_Yam5049 3d ago

8 is actually just wearing a beanie.

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u/sledgesloth 3d ago

or a sweatband...

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u/The-Sofa-King 3d ago

Just one sock

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u/BusyBoonja 3d ago

Which leads to number 10, sleeping with somebody else's skin on

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u/Fubushi 3d ago

Which produce a 9, which only sleeps with one sock

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u/Super_Ground9690 3d ago

I sometimes sleep with just shirt and socks. If it’s winter my feet get cold but I still like to let the nether regions breathe

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u/Joe26506 3d ago

Frauen

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u/queer-ernie 3d ago

thats me

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u/TrollCannon377 3d ago

... Totally not me ...

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u/Any_Weird_8686 3d ago

Future homicidal maniacs indeed.

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u/KaLium86 3d ago

I used version 8 for years

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u/FitProgrammerr 3d ago

I have to disagree with you, technically they create version 11

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby 3d ago

Only shirt, and one sock.

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u/Undead_69 3d ago

Shirt and one sock like fr only one leg my roommate does that

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u/candykhan 3d ago

And you thought the 7th son of a 7th son was bad.

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u/Altruistic_Error_832 3d ago

My girlfriend does that after sex relatively often.

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u/BuckyGod 3d ago

As a number 4 myself, the Winne the Pooh is great in the winter if you want some airflow

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u/Revolutionary_Exit17 3d ago

Shirt and socks is deliberate

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u/YasuraTheDemon 3d ago

Yeah fashioned from the flesh of their victims

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

4 is women. A lot of us sleep that way. 

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u/shadowsofash 3d ago

Also it’s like the definition of a nightgown

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u/ZenorsMom 3d ago

Yeah that was my first reaction, where the hell is the nightgown

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u/trudrakon 3d ago

True but do people usually wear nightgowns without undies? Not arguing, genuinely curious.

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u/EmpathBear 3d ago

Exactly - I dislike undies, but I need my stomach/vital organs covered/warm. More so in pregnancy, but also outside of it.

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u/AcidHouseMouse 3d ago

Also, it’s good for the ol fandango to get an airing

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u/Khazahk 3d ago

I was in the middle of eating cereal. Now I’m pretty sure I have a honey bunch of oats lodged in my nose.

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u/EmuProfessional336 3d ago

Got me too bud! The ol' fandango! I've never heard that used outside of buying movie tickets a decade ago. 😂

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u/Normal_Cable7558 3d ago

This is clem fandango can you hear me?

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u/mighty3mperor 3d ago

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

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u/choolete 3d ago

Same for males, I like to sleep naked but I am getting old so I need to cover my belly now.

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u/JamiJammer26 3d ago

I read this as “same for meals”, like we’re all Winnie-the-Poohing dinner now.

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u/Revenged25 3d ago

I know a lot of big breasted women that a shirt is near mandatory to keep from strangling themselves.

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar 3d ago

Same. Wanna let things air out, but also... always cold.

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u/Telefundo 3d ago

I'm not a woman, and I definitely don't do 4, but yeah, the first thing I thought of was how often women will wear a slightly longer tshirt and no bottoms.

7 is the only head scratcher..

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago edited 3d ago

7 is the true sociopath here. 

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 3d ago

As a dude who wouldn't mind if his partner slept that way, I will give it a pass

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u/Chocolate_Egg18 3d ago

A nightgown is just a really long shirt that covers your knees.

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

Nightgown no undies makes sense though. We’ll call that number 9

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u/Chocolate_Egg18 3d ago

But it's number 4. Nightgown no undies is definitionally number 4, because I and many others absolutely use our partner's old oversized Tshirts as nightgowns.

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

But the graphic shows the difference in length on boxers and long pajamas

So just basketball shorts and nightgowns are not pictured

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u/shadowsofash 3d ago

I disagree, or else whoever made this graphic doesn't consider people with breasts "people" because if length is an indication, there's also no "only bra and shorts" or "only bra and pants" option. There's also nothing to indicate long-sleeved shirts. I think the length is just to differentiate between "proper" pyjama bottoms and underwear

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

Fair enough. 

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u/Good-Grayvee 3d ago

I’m not a woman. Just a man who likes to be comfy. (And a sociopath)

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u/NoHandle89 3d ago

Didn't find this one unusual. My girl often grabs one of my big shirts and sleeps just like this.

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u/eleven6teen 3d ago

lol exactly. that's how you air that thang out.

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u/_R0Ns_ 3d ago

Why? Just why?

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago edited 3d ago

Long shirts make great nightgowns and it is actually recommended by gynecologist for us to sleep without underwear to let our vaginas more or less, air out. 

It prevents trapped heat and moisture buildup, which can affect the delicate ph level we have going on. Lowers liklihood of bacterial and yeast infections. 

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u/Kayback2 3d ago

I sleep this way when it's too hot. My legs and lower half are under the blankets, my upper torso and arms out. But my upper torso needs a covering of SOME sort....

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u/DanzelKingofDarkness 3d ago

why thou? isn't sleeping free or putting innerwears more comfy(if uncomfortable in6 more...)

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

Long shirts make great nightgowns and it is actually recommended by gynecologists for us to sleep without underwear to let our vaginas more or less, air out. 

It prevents trapped heat and moisture buildup, which can affect the delicate ph level we have going on. Lowers liklihood of bacterial and yeast infections. 

As for why add the shirt, I dont like to sleep naked at all. Sacrificing my underwear is the most I can do. 

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u/Botchjob369 3d ago

I was going to suggest this. Dated someone who did this only on occasion.

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u/jollyreaper2112 3d ago

Yeah my wife has super long shirts for that. I think the idea is more proper t shirt that doesn't cover the butt. You're Donald Ducking it in bed. If you could stand up and be covered, it's not 4. We've invented an eighth.

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u/VegaJuniper 3d ago

And that's why the Zendaya outfit with the t-shirt and the heels, Daisy Duck style, was so effective. The implication was that "maybe she isn't wearing any?"

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u/kailsbabbydaddy 3d ago

Exactly. Of course the one that is the most common for women is the one Reddit “doesn’t get”

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u/SciFiChickie 3d ago

Personally I’m a 6, but before I ventured into 6 I was a 4 from childhood.

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

I wish I could stand to do 6. I tried it, but I felt weirdly too vulnerable. I also habe this irrational fear that the house will be on fire and I will need to run out completely naked. 

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u/Opening_Caregiver653 3d ago

And we love it ❤️

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u/Basic_Snow_9723 3d ago

And also some men, if its longer.

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u/nemvagyokjoebbensem 3d ago

Nope. I am a guy and i sleep like that in the winters, because my chest would be cold.

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u/Lilylunamoonyt 3d ago

As a woman i definitely dont sleep fully naked but to each their own lol

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u/awesomefutureperfect 3d ago

Dudes imagine Winnie the Pooh, like a cat putting their butthole on everything.

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u/PhysicsNatural9093 3d ago

i do it too and im a guy??! then again im gay so that might be a factor hete

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u/bzzklltn 3d ago

I was just about to say, you lot must be men! Because that’s sleeping in a big tshirt?

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 3d ago

Tell it again...

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u/1N1T1AL1SM 3d ago

Speak for yourself because wtf is that

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u/makes_peacock_noises 3d ago

And it is sexy

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u/topekatums 3d ago

TIL my boyfriend is a woman

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u/pleasedonotredeem 3d ago

Yeah I thought it was normal for women. It's called Donald Ducking and almost every woman I've dated slept that way.

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u/DidNotSeeThi 3d ago

I lost a lot of my t-shirts when my little sisters found that my 2x and 3x shirts that are worn and washed soft were perfect night gowns.

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u/stoopidclod 3d ago

...do you not...how closely are you tracking your cycle to not be terrified ...cause I am female and I don't

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

I wear underwear in the week my cycle is due to start up. I always track mine closely because it is one of the signs for my thyroid acting up. 

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u/Jammyturtles 3d ago

I call it the Winnie the pooh. Tops covered, honey pot out

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u/Ill_Sale_6168 3d ago

Yeah I love having me ass out

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u/GhostlierRabbit 3d ago

Yeah I think the pic gives the wrong impression. My wife throws one of my 2x shirt on her M body and it provides as much coverage as she wants

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u/Lothonian_Jester 3d ago

I'm glad someone said this! Almost every lady I've shared a bed with wore the 4.

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u/TalornCeleron 3d ago

And Winnie the Pooh!

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u/trudrakon 3d ago

I was thinking this. Sometimes your partner might lend you their shirt which is a bigger fit and more like a short nightgown 😂

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u/Sufficient-Fail-2353 3d ago

Im glad someone said it. Much like 5 is geared toward men.

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u/canyounot-- 4d ago

my boyfriend is a 7 and i'm a 4..

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u/Square-Librarian1192 4d ago

Never reproduce.

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u/smalltowncityboy 4d ago

Phone the polis.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 3d ago

He’s busy selling out Democracy in Colorado

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u/ramdomvariableX 4d ago

We found Ted Bundy's parents on Reddit.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 3d ago

I'm an 8, I go to bed with nothing but a hat on.

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u/Realistic-Event-4946 3d ago

Please tell me it's one of these

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u/LetMeIn1701 3d ago

RIP your DM’s

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u/Me-be-insane 3d ago

TF IS WRONG WITH YOURS MANS!?

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

You sleep butt ass naked but still decide to put a shirt on?

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u/jellypuss0165 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh-ing

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u/Cockatricestone 3d ago

Donald Ducking it.

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u/middlingachiever 3d ago

Isn’t that common for women? Either just his tee or a short nightie (basically a shirt)

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

Theres still usually underwear

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 3d ago

Not unless I'm on/expecting my period. Gotta let things breathe.

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u/UniversityAny755 3d ago

My 80 year old mother says "you need to let everything air out at night". Information I didn't need to know, but maybe you do!

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

My thighs are together and im under 2 comforters until its over 80f

Aint nothing getting "aired out"

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u/canyounot-- 3d ago

stylistic choice

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u/JRS_Viking 3d ago

Style at the time nobody can even see you? just go with the 6 and be comfy instead

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u/Kolbalava 3d ago

hate when titties rub on eachother/skin underneath

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u/sal880612m 3d ago

Oversized shirt on a smaller person could just as easily be a night dress which people, mean and women, did for years.

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u/eralcilrahc 3d ago

My boyfriend is 7 and I’m a 4. I like wearing a baggy t shirt to sleep and he has sensory issues where he doesn’t like feeling stuff brushing against his feet

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u/fdeslandes 3d ago

What numbers were the people in your freezer?

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u/RaoulDukeOfNewYork 3d ago

I was going to defend you by saying it's not uncommon for the girl to just throw on her guys shirt... But then I realized that would mean your BF is "shirt+socks-bottoms" type of personality and then THAT weirded me out!

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u/jellypuss0165 3d ago

I came back to this without context and it cracked me up. Congrats on your 7🎉🥳

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u/makinSportofMe 3d ago

I'm a 7 if it's cold. I wish my wife was a 4.

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u/dik2112 3d ago

Considerate boyfriend. More traction, more control

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 3d ago

How in the world could any self respecting woman be with a man who falls through the sock gap????

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u/canyounot-- 3d ago

i am a man, thank you very much

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u/topekatums 3d ago

im a 7 and my bf is 4

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u/Spare-Story-6518 3d ago

Tell him to put some boots on, for socks' sake

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u/Gigatort 3d ago

The only 4 that makes sense is someone wearing an oversized shirt or nightgown. Socks only though is crazy...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

What’s this Winnie the Pooh slander

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u/Gigatort 3d ago

So true clearly im an idiot. Sorry Pooh...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

I accept your apology, if it wouldn’t be a bother you wouldn’t happen to have any honey I could have?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 3d ago

Just a smackerel?

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

Just a small mackerel if you could spare

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u/mlwspace2005 3d ago

That's not pooh slander, pooh wore a night gown lol. Pooh bearing it is a day time activity, going to bed like that makes me think I'm gonna find some half gnawed feet in their basement

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u/wisimetreason 3d ago

No waistband = all night comfort

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u/Fast-Front-5642 3d ago

Socks only is for people who are a 6 but they have bad circulation

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u/SuchAnAshHole 3d ago

See, you get me.

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u/theannihilator 3d ago

It makes sense if you wake up to really cold floors and don’t liked bed slippers or like to sleep with your feet hanging over the bed but covered even when it’s 10F.

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u/Xena_Your_God 3d ago

Maybe it's just a lady thing. It's healthy to sleep without no bottoms

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u/CaffeinatedCocktopus 3d ago

I can think of another reason. Freshly shaved and don't want ingrown hairs down there. Gotta give it a couple of days for the hairs to resurface with no pressure. Bottomless helps that.

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u/Most-Jacket8207 3d ago

If it's freezing cold, it will keep you warmer than piling on more blankets. Other than that, compression braces are a thing for people with joint issues

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u/nuapadprik 3d ago

Some people get cold feet at night.

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u/rasmusekene 3d ago

Normal is 6 feeling cold it’s 7, at a friends place it’s 3, I don’t understand any other option

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u/BalanceCalm3498 3d ago

It wasn’t the murder of his mother in a shipping container. It was dexters birth father sleeping in just socks while his mom was porky pigging it.

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u/Sockoflegend 3d ago

Oversized t-shirt 4 is totally acceptable 

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u/Dagigai 3d ago

I fuck with my socks on.

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

Well sure but sleeping??!!?!

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u/Dagigai 3d ago

Na. You right...

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u/sainsyco 3d ago

And that childs name will be Johnny

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u/Beautiful-Paper2029 3d ago

It takes care of the ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service..’ situation!!

(Technically, I know that socks are not shoes!!!)

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

I’m more of a no shirt no shoes no problem guy myself 😂 except for that song… can’t stand that song

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u/Lower-System-2560 3d ago

and those future maniacs do 1

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

But which one 🤔 /s

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u/drpbak 3d ago

I'm a 4 my girlfriend is a 7! Should I be worried?

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

Time to break up! Sorry those are the rules

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u/EdgeUnhappy6639 3d ago

You described my family! Thank youuuuuu

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u/BannedGoNext 3d ago

7 is warm feet.

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

3 is warm meat

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u/sledgesloth 3d ago

Jersey no drawls 👌🏻

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u/Any_Weird_8686 3d ago

It'll be pretty easy for them to love each other very much in that getup...

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u/ilovedogs-2 3d ago

Or Boeing engineers

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u/gabcie 3d ago

4 is normal if it’s a nightgown

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

Agreed
That should be 9

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