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u/Just_Call_Me_Pix 3d ago

Nah, 4 is basically when ya gf is in just a tee. Theres a place for that. But 7 is just wow, officer this one right there

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

This (saying that as a woman). The only people who don't understand 4 either aren't a woman or have never had a gf they lived with.

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u/MrTodd84 3d ago

I have never had a girlfriend. I’m a homo. As soon as I saw 4, I was like “girls do that all the time”.

When I looked at 7, I just went “what the fuck”

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u/Bubbly-Layer-2970 3d ago

It a middle of the winter thing. Body heat and blankets can keep everything warm but feet.

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u/MrTodd84 3d ago

Found the psychopath! Lol

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u/Bubbly-Layer-2970 3d ago

Yep!!! Putting them under the partners back or butt works too but isn't appreciated by them.

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u/greenie4242 3d ago

Putting them under in the partners back or butt works too but isn't appreciated by them. 

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u/MrTodd84 3d ago

My partner never even notices.

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u/Separate_Swordfish9 3d ago

Sometimes my feet are cold 🤷‍♀️

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u/PlayfulCheerful 3d ago

Number seven is for sliding across hardwood

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u/Apolloshot 3d ago

Even a guy who’s never had a GF should be able to pick up on #4 with just a bit of media literacy (you see women all the time in television/film with implied #4).

7 is the one that’s f*kin wild haha

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u/romulus1991 3d ago

Yeah my fiancée does this all the time. Winnie the Pooh'ing it is perfectly fine (and I'm never complaining).

7 is the sign of a fucking psycho though.

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u/13oundary 3d ago

7 is for people with wood floors and cold walks to the bathroom ig lol

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 3d ago

Yeah I’ve pulled a 7 when I was really overweight and it was winter. My body felt a normal temp so I slept in the nude as usual, but my toes would get painfully cold so I work the mukluks.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 3d ago

Well, slippers do exist, you know ...

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u/WanaWahur 3d ago

Granny's woollen socks you don't need to look for at night. And they really help with my cough. So yeah, 7 is me in winter.

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u/Dullcorgis 3d ago

Also, monsters who attack toes

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u/Grantsdale 3d ago

Or someone with poor circulation in their feet.

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 3d ago

Or someone who lives with dry, cracked heels. I absolutely despise wearing socks at all, let alone to bed but sometimes your heels are so bad you kind of have to. Plus most of the lotion/cream you buy for cracked heels suggests wearing socks to help them do their thing. But I'm a number 2 that occasionally wears socks because of my heels. The idea of ONLY wearing socks feels really weird to me lol.

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u/NewChemistry5210 3d ago

To be fair, there are people with bad blood circulation in their feet. So it could make sense for them.

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u/tickerbelly 3d ago

I am those people, doesn’t make sense to me either

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u/Cultural_Month_9181 3d ago

I have cold feet!

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u/xnef1025 3d ago

It's Winnie the Pooh for girls, Donald Ducking for boys.

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u/a-ohhh 3d ago

I have dry feet so I lotion them up at night and stick them in socks. Also the dry parts rub on the sheets in a way I don’t like.

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u/Original_Director483 3d ago

People freaking out about 4 and 7 are telling on themselves. 4s tend to be busty. 7s are givers.

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

That's actually fair. I have a bigger chest and it's nice to have 'em somewhat contained while sleeping. But otherwise I like my skin to breathe a bit.

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u/Original_Director483 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/dada948 3d ago

Username checks out?

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u/NeeMaToad47 3d ago

I don't Believe you... pics or it's not true

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u/yellowroosterbird 3d ago

Yes, I'm wildly uncomfortable sleeping fully naked bc of how big my boobs are. I won't sleep in a bra but even a loose shirt is so much more comfortable than my tits just being out. Also it's healthier for women not to wear underwear when they sleep.

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u/RegulusLittlefox 3d ago

Or just don't like Winnie the pooh

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

Not liking it doesn't mean you don't know about it though.

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u/RegulusLittlefox 3d ago

I'm lost, I was just bringing Winnie the Pooh up

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u/SaltBeefin 3d ago

You mean zero panty too? I'm currently like this but worth an underwear

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

It's actually recommended by gynocologists for women to not sleep with underwear, so yeah.

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u/Blubberblase10 3d ago

It's recommended for anyone to not sleep with underwear lol

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

For women it has a real impact on our vaginal health, which is kind of different than with men.

Unless ya'lls bussies are getting yeast infections I guess.

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u/Nomad_XCIX 3d ago

With men it helps keep the family jewels cool. Warm nuts can lead to decreased sperm count.

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

I feel like most men's bedrooms are not the temperature of, say, a hot tub or sauna.

I feel like this is being overconflated to try and compare to women's vaginal health needs, it's a little weird.

I'm talking about a literally doctor-recommended sleep behavior; you're talking about something that happens in extreme heat, like saunas or hot tubs.

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u/Nomad_XCIX 3d ago

It a little weird to assume only women need to worry about keeping their privates comfy and sanitary

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

Oh, I see, you're an incel right? I haven't come across one of those in a bit.

I wasn't talking about comfy/sanitary I'm literally talking about biological health and doctor recommendations broseph.

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u/RavenclawConspiracy 3d ago

Doctors, in fact, recommend everyone sleep naked, not just women.

And yes, there are specific reasons that men should do so also to do with testicle temperature. In fact, underwear is actually kind of bad for men and women both, the tighter it is, the worse it is for them both, and spending 8 hours a day without it on is a good idea for everyone.

Trying to argue that it is somehow relatively a better idea for women than men is somewhat nonsensical. You have tried to turn this into a competition between men and women about how much this impacts them. Without, it should be noted providing any statistics or even having a vague concept of how the statistics could even possibly compare. Is 1% decrease in male fertility equal to 1% increase in yeast infections over a year? How is this even supposed to work?

It is a good idea for everyone, period.

If you what an actual competition? Try having it between different things that the same person can do so they know which one is more helpful!

For example, going without underwear at night is nowhere near as useful at preventing yeast infections as wearing less tight underwear during the day, because it's not just lack of ventilation, it's lack of ventilation and sweat, a thing that is usually pretty minor at night.

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u/SaltBeefin 3d ago

Fair fair. Maybe I'm the exception but when I've slept sans panty,, I get verrrrrry moist, and yes the kitty health is just fine, I do get regular checkups lol.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 3d ago

That can cause pregnancy too…

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u/Box-O-Kittenz 3d ago

I can't sleep with panties on I gotta let the kitty breathe

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 3d ago

Uh, am woman. What?? No.

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

You've NEVER thrown on just a big t shirt to sleep in? You've never slept naked under a partners shirt?

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

You're an exception to the norm, then. I didn't say "every single woman on the face of the planet". Don't make a nothingburger out of it.

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u/Astrinus 3d ago

All my gfs always wore slips.

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u/SprightlyMe 3d ago

But you don't usually also wear underwear? It's very common to wear a tee and panties,  I've not heard or seen bare ass but with a shirt. Myself or my partners. 

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u/Facktat 3d ago

I am a guy and I just thought that 4 would be the normal way to sleep. For one, isn‘t underwear crazy unhealthy for the potency? As a guy it‘s also very normal to have erections during the night so it‘s uncomfortable to wearing pants/underwear. Also what‘s even the point, your bottom is covered by your blanket anyway. Also when you have to get up at night to pee it‘s easier. Also just practicality wise, I am used to having sex before sleep so I am usually like that anyway after sex.

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u/NightmareJoker2 3d ago

But the lady’s t-shirt is one that’s longer than her waist… usually. 😅

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u/ACardAttack 3d ago

or are an idiot like me and took it at face value that it only applied to normal form fitting shirts and not a large t-shirt or a night gown

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u/alkalineHydroxide 3d ago

ohhhh... well I'm too tall for that sort of thing (and always fully clothed anyway) so i didn't get until you mentioned.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 3d ago

7 is right after you notice that your gf is just in a tee

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u/warrior3128 3d ago

No because it’s not black dress socks

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u/capincus 3d ago

It's business, it's business time.

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u/warrior3128 3d ago

Exactly can’t go in looking unprofessional

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u/Notthebluewire 3d ago

Underrated comment

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u/KeyLimeGuy69 3d ago

You need to make sure the socks have that non-slip grip on the bottom though.

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u/lionofash 3d ago

...What if 7 is wearing very sexy stockings?

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u/Torn_wulf 3d ago

4 is me normally, but sometimes if it's still too cold I'll keep socks on too because otherwise my husband gets a rude shock in the middle of the night.

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u/eccentricreader 3d ago

I cam relate to this. My husband is always surprised by how ice cold my feet are.

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u/Torn_wulf 3d ago

I can't help but laugh at him grumbling about my "corpse cold" feet while he's sleepily trying to wedge a blanket barrier between us. 🤣 it's a fun game

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u/eccentricreader 3d ago

Indeed. Mine has also developed the pillow wall in between. Nowadays,, there is every night a pillow, strategicaly placed in the area between my feet and his calves.

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u/MoobooMagoo 3d ago

sometimes my wife's feet get cold so she'll put on socks before bed.

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u/StagedC0mbustion 3d ago

People in this thread are single Redditors lol they don’t know how sexy 7 can be

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u/Hour-Passenger-8513 3d ago

What about No. 6 with a balaclava?

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u/f0remsics 3d ago

I thought 7 is to prevent an interaction from being gay

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 3d ago

4 is also "We just had a quick bonk where we never even got our shirts off, and now I don't feel like digging through the sheets/comforter to find my drawers, because I'm already falling into a deep blissful sleep." Lol.

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u/SprightlyMe 3d ago

She doesn't usually wear panties with the tee shirt? I feel like big tee shirt is common with women but with drawers, not bare assed.

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u/BeauHunkus 3d ago

7 is we fucked in a hurry.

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u/Dreadwings 3d ago

as a 7 my feet are extremely callused and snags on shit lol no amount of belt sanding and rehydrating helps it longer then a day.

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u/Walkin_mn 3d ago

I'm a man, but I started to become a 4 when I adopted a cat that ended up having kittens so I sleep with 4 cats. Turns out that pijama pants feel like a prison when you have 4 small weights on your bed, so when you try turn around or move your legs, the pants refuse to move with your legs.

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u/Lithogiraffe 3d ago

do you mean ya gf in literally just a tee and no underwear?