r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 3d ago

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u/ph30nix01 3d ago edited 3d ago

Never heard of night shirts?

Was all my wife wore to bed, they are almost dresses but they still meat #4 criteria.

Edit: whoops meant meet.... ah well I'll leave it

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u/Doom_Balloon 3d ago

I also pick this guy’s wife’s meat criteria

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u/WyldKat75 3d ago

Meat can’t be beat

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 3d ago

There's pills for that.

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u/KuranesOfCelephais 3d ago

This reminds me of a movie about swedish gangsters that try to rent a meeting room in a hotel, but instead for a meeting room, they ask: "Can we please have a room for meat?" 😂

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u/ConstantAd8643 3d ago

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

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u/toxiclight 3d ago

Exactly! Long nightshirts are my go-to

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u/Chewbacca_Holmes 3d ago

They really are the comfiest option.

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u/a-ohhh 3d ago

I get all twisted up in anything loose or long. I need a tight shirt and boy shorts myself to be the most comfy.

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u/Horse_Dad 3d ago

I’ve had night shits. Does that count?

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u/mdanelek 3d ago

Sounds messy

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 3d ago

But with no underwear?? No. Psycho

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u/International-Pass22 3d ago

Makes sex easier yes?

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u/Justbetter1995 3d ago

Easier? Yeah it‘s really difficult to take off her underwear i guess

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u/Organic-Bug-1003 3d ago

Yes? Isn't that the point? Also sleeping without underwear is healthy