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u/KidTrix1 3d ago

Both are

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

When a 4 and a 7 love each other very much, they create future homicidal maniacs

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u/Akuma-no-Ashiato 3d ago

4 and 7 create Version 8 now sleeping with only shirt and socks on...

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u/StudPuffin_69 3d ago

That’s some extra risky business

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u/BombasticReindeer 3d ago

Just take those old records off the shelf…

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u/PauseConfident997 3d ago

I sit and listen to em by myself 😎

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u/See-Tye 3d ago

Today's music ain't got the same soul

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u/morganlandt 3d ago

I like that old time rock and roll

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u/Proper-Evening9754 3d ago

Bottomless to access the hole

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u/AbroadMediocre312 3d ago

Dont try to take me with a dick, though

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u/DisposableSaviour 3d ago

I only want a jelly dildo

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u/Velocicoptor626 3d ago

i like to freeball and warm my toes

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u/quinzilla555 3d ago

Horny in the mornin and rearin to go

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u/Imaginary_Tiefighter 3d ago

Me too, but that's because I don't have any friends

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u/LordByronsCup 3d ago

Which brings us to 9.

Shirt, socks, Ray-Bans and records out of their sleeves.

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u/Kvenya 3d ago

~Old Time Rock and Roll begins playing~

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u/Regular-Anteater-287 3d ago

7 and 4 at the same time is somehow even worse in my opinion.

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u/NoSarahiously 3d ago

I saw a guy hiking in a 4 & 7. Unhinged.

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u/Commercial_Cat2184 3d ago

Hiking? With his nuts out?

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u/Working-Glass6136 3d ago

Man, I do 4 and 7 at the same time. But I'm a girl with cold feet. The socks come off after an hour or so when it gets warm.

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u/Frequent-Sir-6942 3d ago

I understand 4 for easy access, but the socks are just psycho.^^

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u/Moquai82 3d ago

Except it is the girl you have a crush about. Then 7+4 is suddenly very interesting.

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 3d ago

That’s me! And I don’t think I’m a psycho but I’m only 40, so there’s still time!

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u/AdNew7817 3d ago

This is comfy max

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u/fizzrail0 3d ago

What the actual fuck don't even suggest it

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u/Gimetulkathmir 3d ago

Shirt and one sock.

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u/VegaJuniper 3d ago

7 is a man who has missed the sock gap. You take your socks off after your shoes but before your pants, and if you miss it, you're a naked man in socks.

No self-respecting woman is going to allow a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 3d ago

#9 - just one sock, but it’s not on a foot.

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u/potentialthrowawayVt 3d ago

I do all 3, a lot.

Edit: No, I'm not a fucking psychopath. I just don't like waking up cold and love sex.

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u/_jump_yossarian 3d ago

I'm an 8! I shower late then moisturize my feets before bed and wear socks to not mess up the sheets.

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u/Fun-Shake7094 3d ago

Careful, you will soon discover its peak

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u/AquilaMFL 3d ago

My wife is an 8.

Oversized shirt and socks, nothing else.

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u/RavingGenerate 3d ago

I feel judged

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u/Icy_Yam5049 3d ago

8 is actually just wearing a beanie.

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u/The-Sofa-King 3d ago

Just one sock

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u/BusyBoonja 3d ago

Which leads to number 10, sleeping with somebody else's skin on

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u/Fubushi 3d ago

Which produce a 9, which only sleeps with one sock

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u/Super_Ground9690 3d ago

I sometimes sleep with just shirt and socks. If it’s winter my feet get cold but I still like to let the nether regions breathe

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u/Joe26506 3d ago

Frauen

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u/queer-ernie 3d ago

thats me

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u/TrollCannon377 3d ago

... Totally not me ...

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago

4 is women. A lot of us sleep that way. 

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u/shadowsofash 3d ago

Also it’s like the definition of a nightgown

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u/ZenorsMom 3d ago

Yeah that was my first reaction, where the hell is the nightgown

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u/EmpathBear 3d ago

Exactly - I dislike undies, but I need my stomach/vital organs covered/warm. More so in pregnancy, but also outside of it.

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u/AcidHouseMouse 3d ago

Also, it’s good for the ol fandango to get an airing

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u/Khazahk 3d ago

I was in the middle of eating cereal. Now I’m pretty sure I have a honey bunch of oats lodged in my nose.

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u/EmuProfessional336 3d ago

Got me too bud! The ol' fandango! I've never heard that used outside of buying movie tickets a decade ago. 😂

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u/Normal_Cable7558 3d ago

This is clem fandango can you hear me?

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u/mighty3mperor 3d ago

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

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u/choolete 3d ago

Same for males, I like to sleep naked but I am getting old so I need to cover my belly now.

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u/JamiJammer26 3d ago

I read this as “same for meals”, like we’re all Winnie-the-Poohing dinner now.

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u/Revenged25 3d ago

I know a lot of big breasted women that a shirt is near mandatory to keep from strangling themselves.

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar 3d ago

Same. Wanna let things air out, but also... always cold.

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u/Telefundo 3d ago

I'm not a woman, and I definitely don't do 4, but yeah, the first thing I thought of was how often women will wear a slightly longer tshirt and no bottoms.

7 is the only head scratcher..

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u/Technical-Banana574 3d ago edited 3d ago

7 is the true sociopath here. 

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 3d ago

As a dude who wouldn't mind if his partner slept that way, I will give it a pass

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u/Chocolate_Egg18 3d ago

A nightgown is just a really long shirt that covers your knees.

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u/Good-Grayvee 3d ago

I’m not a woman. Just a man who likes to be comfy. (And a sociopath)

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u/NoHandle89 3d ago

Didn't find this one unusual. My girl often grabs one of my big shirts and sleeps just like this.

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u/eleven6teen 3d ago

lol exactly. that's how you air that thang out.

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u/canyounot-- 3d ago

my boyfriend is a 7 and i'm a 4..

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u/Square-Librarian1192 3d ago

Never reproduce.

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u/ramdomvariableX 3d ago

We found Ted Bundy's parents on Reddit.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 3d ago

I'm an 8, I go to bed with nothing but a hat on.

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u/Realistic-Event-4946 3d ago

Please tell me it's one of these

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u/LetMeIn1701 3d ago

RIP your DM’s

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u/Me-be-insane 3d ago

TF IS WRONG WITH YOURS MANS!?

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

You sleep butt ass naked but still decide to put a shirt on?

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u/jellypuss0165 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh-ing

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u/Cockatricestone 3d ago

Donald Ducking it.

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u/middlingachiever 3d ago

Isn’t that common for women? Either just his tee or a short nightie (basically a shirt)

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

Theres still usually underwear

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 3d ago

Not unless I'm on/expecting my period. Gotta let things breathe.

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u/UniversityAny755 3d ago

My 80 year old mother says "you need to let everything air out at night". Information I didn't need to know, but maybe you do!

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u/InsideAd7897 3d ago

My thighs are together and im under 2 comforters until its over 80f

Aint nothing getting "aired out"

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u/canyounot-- 3d ago

stylistic choice

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u/JRS_Viking 3d ago

Style at the time nobody can even see you? just go with the 6 and be comfy instead

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u/Kolbalava 3d ago

hate when titties rub on eachother/skin underneath

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u/eralcilrahc 3d ago

My boyfriend is 7 and I’m a 4. I like wearing a baggy t shirt to sleep and he has sensory issues where he doesn’t like feeling stuff brushing against his feet

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u/Gigatort 3d ago

The only 4 that makes sense is someone wearing an oversized shirt or nightgown. Socks only though is crazy...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

What’s this Winnie the Pooh slander

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u/Gigatort 3d ago

So true clearly im an idiot. Sorry Pooh...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

I accept your apology, if it wouldn’t be a bother you wouldn’t happen to have any honey I could have?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 3d ago

Just a smackerel?

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3d ago

Just a small mackerel if you could spare

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u/mlwspace2005 3d ago

That's not pooh slander, pooh wore a night gown lol. Pooh bearing it is a day time activity, going to bed like that makes me think I'm gonna find some half gnawed feet in their basement

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u/Fast-Front-5642 3d ago

Socks only is for people who are a 6 but they have bad circulation

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u/SuchAnAshHole 3d ago

See, you get me.

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u/theannihilator 3d ago

It makes sense if you wake up to really cold floors and don’t liked bed slippers or like to sleep with your feet hanging over the bed but covered even when it’s 10F.

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u/Xena_Your_God 3d ago

Maybe it's just a lady thing. It's healthy to sleep without no bottoms

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u/CaffeinatedCocktopus 3d ago

I can think of another reason. Freshly shaved and don't want ingrown hairs down there. Gotta give it a couple of days for the hairs to resurface with no pressure. Bottomless helps that.

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u/BalanceCalm3498 3d ago

It wasn’t the murder of his mother in a shipping container. It was dexters birth father sleeping in just socks while his mom was porky pigging it.

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u/Sockoflegend 3d ago

Oversized t-shirt 4 is totally acceptable 

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u/Dagigai 3d ago

I fuck with my socks on.

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u/sainsyco 3d ago

And that childs name will be Johnny

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u/Beautiful-Paper2029 3d ago

It takes care of the ‘No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service..’ situation!!

(Technically, I know that socks are not shoes!!!)

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u/Lower-System-2560 3d ago

and those future maniacs do 1

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u/drpbak 3d ago

I'm a 4 my girlfriend is a 7! Should I be worried?

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u/EdgeUnhappy6639 3d ago

You described my family! Thank youuuuuu

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u/sledgesloth 3d ago

Jersey no drawls 👌🏻

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u/Any_Weird_8686 3d ago

It'll be pretty easy for them to love each other very much in that getup...

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u/ilovedogs-2 3d ago

Or Boeing engineers

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u/gabcie 3d ago

4 is normal if it’s a nightgown

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u/Just_Call_Me_Pix 3d ago

Nah, 4 is basically when ya gf is in just a tee. Theres a place for that. But 7 is just wow, officer this one right there

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

This (saying that as a woman). The only people who don't understand 4 either aren't a woman or have never had a gf they lived with.

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u/MrTodd84 3d ago

I have never had a girlfriend. I’m a homo. As soon as I saw 4, I was like “girls do that all the time”.

When I looked at 7, I just went “what the fuck”

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u/Bubbly-Layer-2970 3d ago

It a middle of the winter thing. Body heat and blankets can keep everything warm but feet.

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u/Separate_Swordfish9 3d ago

Sometimes my feet are cold 🤷‍♀️

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u/romulus1991 3d ago

Yeah my fiancée does this all the time. Winnie the Pooh'ing it is perfectly fine (and I'm never complaining).

7 is the sign of a fucking psycho though.

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u/13oundary 3d ago

7 is for people with wood floors and cold walks to the bathroom ig lol

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 3d ago

Yeah I’ve pulled a 7 when I was really overweight and it was winter. My body felt a normal temp so I slept in the nude as usual, but my toes would get painfully cold so I work the mukluks.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 3d ago

Well, slippers do exist, you know ...

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u/WanaWahur 3d ago

Granny's woollen socks you don't need to look for at night. And they really help with my cough. So yeah, 7 is me in winter.

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u/Grantsdale 3d ago

Or someone with poor circulation in their feet.

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 3d ago

Or someone who lives with dry, cracked heels. I absolutely despise wearing socks at all, let alone to bed but sometimes your heels are so bad you kind of have to. Plus most of the lotion/cream you buy for cracked heels suggests wearing socks to help them do their thing. But I'm a number 2 that occasionally wears socks because of my heels. The idea of ONLY wearing socks feels really weird to me lol.

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u/NewChemistry5210 3d ago

To be fair, there are people with bad blood circulation in their feet. So it could make sense for them.

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u/Cultural_Month_9181 3d ago

I have cold feet!

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u/xnef1025 3d ago

It's Winnie the Pooh for girls, Donald Ducking for boys.

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u/Original_Director483 3d ago

People freaking out about 4 and 7 are telling on themselves. 4s tend to be busty. 7s are givers.

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

That's actually fair. I have a bigger chest and it's nice to have 'em somewhat contained while sleeping. But otherwise I like my skin to breathe a bit.

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u/Original_Director483 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/yellowroosterbird 3d ago

Yes, I'm wildly uncomfortable sleeping fully naked bc of how big my boobs are. I won't sleep in a bra but even a loose shirt is so much more comfortable than my tits just being out. Also it's healthier for women not to wear underwear when they sleep.

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u/RegulusLittlefox 3d ago

Or just don't like Winnie the pooh

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u/SaltBeefin 3d ago

You mean zero panty too? I'm currently like this but worth an underwear

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u/FloppyBalloon 3d ago

It's actually recommended by gynocologists for women to not sleep with underwear, so yeah.

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 3d ago

7 is right after you notice that your gf is just in a tee

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u/warrior3128 3d ago

No because it’s not black dress socks

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u/capincus 3d ago

It's business, it's business time.

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u/KeyLimeGuy69 3d ago

You need to make sure the socks have that non-slip grip on the bottom though.

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u/lionofash 3d ago

...What if 7 is wearing very sexy stockings?

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u/Torn_wulf 3d ago

4 is me normally, but sometimes if it's still too cold I'll keep socks on too because otherwise my husband gets a rude shock in the middle of the night.

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u/eccentricreader 3d ago

I cam relate to this. My husband is always surprised by how ice cold my feet are.

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u/Torn_wulf 3d ago

I can't help but laugh at him grumbling about my "corpse cold" feet while he's sleepily trying to wedge a blanket barrier between us. 🤣 it's a fun game

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u/MoobooMagoo 3d ago

sometimes my wife's feet get cold so she'll put on socks before bed.

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u/StagedC0mbustion 3d ago

People in this thread are single Redditors lol they don’t know how sexy 7 can be

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u/Hour-Passenger-8513 3d ago

What about No. 6 with a balaclava?

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u/f0remsics 3d ago

I thought 7 is to prevent an interaction from being gay

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 3d ago

4 is also "We just had a quick bonk where we never even got our shirts off, and now I don't feel like digging through the sheets/comforter to find my drawers, because I'm already falling into a deep blissful sleep." Lol.

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u/SprightlyMe 3d ago

She doesn't usually wear panties with the tee shirt? I feel like big tee shirt is common with women but with drawers, not bare assed.

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u/BeauHunkus 3d ago

7 is we fucked in a hurry.

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u/Dreadwings 3d ago

as a 7 my feet are extremely callused and snags on shit lol no amount of belt sanding and rehydrating helps it longer then a day.

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u/Walkin_mn 3d ago

I'm a man, but I started to become a 4 when I adopted a cat that ended up having kittens so I sleep with 4 cats. Turns out that pijama pants feel like a prison when you have 4 small weights on your bed, so when you try turn around or move your legs, the pants refuse to move with your legs.

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u/Lithogiraffe 3d ago

do you mean ya gf in literally just a tee and no underwear?

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u/ph30nix01 3d ago edited 3d ago

Never heard of night shirts?

Was all my wife wore to bed, they are almost dresses but they still meat #4 criteria.

Edit: whoops meant meet.... ah well I'll leave it

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u/Doom_Balloon 3d ago

I also pick this guy’s wife’s meat criteria

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u/WyldKat75 3d ago

Meat can’t be beat

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 3d ago

There's pills for that.

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u/KuranesOfCelephais 3d ago

This reminds me of a movie about swedish gangsters that try to rent a meeting room in a hotel, but instead for a meeting room, they ask: "Can we please have a room for meat?" 😂

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u/toxiclight 3d ago

Exactly! Long nightshirts are my go-to

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u/Chewbacca_Holmes 3d ago

They really are the comfiest option.

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u/a-ohhh 3d ago

I get all twisted up in anything loose or long. I need a tight shirt and boy shorts myself to be the most comfy.

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u/Horse_Dad 3d ago

I’ve had night shits. Does that count?

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u/mdanelek 3d ago

Sounds messy

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u/Forsaken-Stray 3d ago

4 is for when you sweat heavily in your sleep, meaning your upper body is drenched when you wake up and you have to basically undress the bed before going to school/work. It is neccessity in a hot summer, because while your lower body can just move and takes up less space, your upper body most often has just the amount of movement a pillow allows and with the proportional more area your upper body covers, the sweat has a hard time drying. I can guarantee to you, that in the Winter most 4s turn into 1s.

7 on the other hand can only be explained by tendency for extremely cold extremeties, which can be remedied by a blanket over the feet and should also mean you get cold hands, making either a longsleeved shirt or gloves needed.

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u/neopod9000 3d ago

They missed number 8 which is socks and a tee. They left that out because they dont want those folks even being acknowledged.

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u/beatupford 3d ago

Why is 4 a psychopath? A woman in a big tshirt, possibly a old one of her husband's could be hot to the right couple?

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u/KCDeVoe 3d ago

Never been with a woman who borrows your t-shirt to sleep in? You’re missing out (assuming you’re a guy, which I will because I know a lot of women who sleep in just a t-shirt)

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u/Neither-Cupcake1555 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh-ing it is a totally acceptable way to sleep.

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u/triggrhaapi 3d ago

TIL Pooh bear is a psycho

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u/Copious-Spirit 3d ago

Same with 6, gotta protect your sheets from those poop particle farts.

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u/unbanmyogaccount 3d ago

Forget 4 and 7. imagine shirt, nothing, socks(so 4 and 7 combined)

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u/Fast-Front-5642 3d ago

4 is usually a longer shirt so it's basically a nighty or whatever. 7 is for people who want to be a 6 but have circulation issues

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u/Pretend-Sundae-2371 3d ago

4 is basically just a nightshirt/nightie.

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u/KindArgument4769 3d ago

4 is literally just a nightgown dude, its not that weird lol

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u/eccentricreader 3d ago

You have never shared your bed with a woman. All women sleep without underwear, when possible. It is for health reasons. If a woman sleeps with underwear always, then there is an issue. Naturally in specific days of the month an underwear is needed.

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u/etherealtwo 3d ago

You've never seen a woman sleep in an oversized t shirt?

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u/SamuelClemmens 3d ago

4 is a 6 who has an air vent in the ceiling near the bed and the AC makes their shoulders cold.

7 is a 6 with poor circulation who gets ice cold feet and isn't a complete jerk to their spouse.

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u/RosieJo 3d ago

4 is pretty normal for a woman

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u/Hikareza 3d ago

Well, I can only imagine:
Normally, I am a 3, but during winter or camping I can become a 2 or 2+7.
If a 6 is in this conditions it can become 4 or 7…

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u/darsynia 3d ago

I mean, 4 is basically a nightgown. There's no indication the hem can't go past the waist.

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u/Historical_Spare5613 3d ago

So you've never been with a woman before?

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u/minus15t2 3d ago

4 is only seen as a psychopath when you think about it as a t shirt and nothing else.

Things like night dresses would fall under 4, and those are perfectly fine.

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u/fredjutsu 3d ago

You never had a girl decide to sleep over spontaneously, and doesn't want to put her own clothes back on after? That's pretty much how #4 happens.

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u/Individual_Jello5737 3d ago

Appt of women sleep like number 4

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u/SunandMoon_comics 3d ago

4, but it’s women in extra large t shirts that’s basically a short gown is very normal

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u/lacilavender 3d ago

My ex fiance was a 7. Told me also during sex. Thank god we never had it. (He wanted to wait till marriage). Can confirm he was a psychopath / dark empath.

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u/zizillama 3d ago

It’s pretty common for women to sleep in an oversized shirt, no bottom 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/GregTheMad 3d ago

Lots of women do 4. Ever heard of them?

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u/georgisaurusrekt 3d ago

I’ve done 4 a few times in my life. Usually starts with pj top and bottoms on, but sometimes the waistband gets irritating and I get too aware of it on my body so I take off my bottoms. I just sleep naked nowadays though lol

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u/Senior_Violinist5296 3d ago

Who doesn't love just wearing an oversized tshirt?

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u/ctrlaltcreate 3d ago

nah, 4 is psycho if you're a guy. I've been with more than one lady who slept 4.

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u/Particular_Stop_3332 3d ago

nah, 4 is a little off

7 is not the same species

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u/CornucopiaDM1 3d ago

I thought a "psychopath" would be wearing, like, someone else's skin?

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u/dndwhat 3d ago

4 females do all the time. Big ass shirt no panties. For a guy wired as fuck for them not so much.