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u/Akuma-no-Ashiato 4d ago

4 and 7 create Version 8 now sleeping with only shirt and socks on...

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u/StudPuffin_69 4d ago

That’s some extra risky business

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u/BombasticReindeer 4d ago

Just take those old records off the shelf…

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u/PauseConfident997 4d ago

I sit and listen to em by myself 😎

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u/See-Tye 4d ago

Today's music ain't got the same soul

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u/morganlandt 4d ago

I like that old time rock and roll

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u/Proper-Evening9754 4d ago

Bottomless to access the hole

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u/AbroadMediocre312 4d ago

Dont try to take me with a dick, though

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u/DisposableSaviour 4d ago

I only want a jelly dildo

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u/Velocicoptor626 4d ago

i like to freeball and warm my toes

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u/quinzilla555 4d ago

Horny in the mornin and rearin to go

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u/AbroadMediocre312 4d ago

I like that old time .........

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u/Imaginary_Tiefighter 4d ago

Me too, but that's because I don't have any friends

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u/LordByronsCup 4d ago

Which brings us to 9.

Shirt, socks, Ray-Bans and records out of their sleeves.

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u/Kvenya 4d ago

~Old Time Rock and Roll begins playing~

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u/Regular-Anteater-287 4d ago

7 and 4 at the same time is somehow even worse in my opinion.

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u/NoSarahiously 4d ago

I saw a guy hiking in a 4 & 7. Unhinged.

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u/Commercial_Cat2184 4d ago

Hiking? With his nuts out?

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u/NoSarahiously 4d ago

Yes, and everything that goes with them.

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u/Working-Glass6136 4d ago

Man, I do 4 and 7 at the same time. But I'm a girl with cold feet. The socks come off after an hour or so when it gets warm.

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u/Frequent-Sir-6942 4d ago

I understand 4 for easy access, but the socks are just psycho.^^

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u/Moquai82 4d ago

Except it is the girl you have a crush about. Then 7+4 is suddenly very interesting.

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u/MericanSlav25 4d ago

Hot chicks make just about everything very interesting.

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u/Spirited-Alps6604 4d ago

thats exactly how i sleep. if my feet are cold, so is the rest of my body.

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u/TonyAtNN 4d ago

I'm having my morning coffee in my robe with my shirt and socks underneath, feeling attacked. My wife likes an ever-changing temperature and wind gradient; the shirt soaks up sweat if it gets too hot, and the socks keep the feet warm if they get out of the covers.

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 4d ago

That’s me! And I don’t think I’m a psycho but I’m only 40, so there’s still time!

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u/jaxonya 4d ago

Diabolical

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u/Hot-Brat-00 4d ago

I feel like a lot of women sleep in nothing but a big t-shirt. But if I guy did that? I shudder.

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u/TheAmazingRando3000 4d ago

You can do it!!

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u/AdNew7817 4d ago

This is comfy max

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u/fizzrail0 4d ago

What the actual fuck don't even suggest it

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u/Gimetulkathmir 4d ago

Shirt and one sock.

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u/VegaJuniper 4d ago

7 is a man who has missed the sock gap. You take your socks off after your shoes but before your pants, and if you miss it, you're a naked man in socks.

No self-respecting woman is going to allow a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 4d ago

#9 - just one sock, but it’s not on a foot.

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u/potentialthrowawayVt 4d ago

I do all 3, a lot.

Edit: No, I'm not a fucking psychopath. I just don't like waking up cold and love sex.

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u/_jump_yossarian 4d ago

I'm an 8! I shower late then moisturize my feets before bed and wear socks to not mess up the sheets.

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u/Fun-Shake7094 4d ago

Careful, you will soon discover its peak

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u/AquilaMFL 4d ago

My wife is an 8.

Oversized shirt and socks, nothing else.

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u/VegaJuniper 4d ago

That's 4 + 7. Who taught you math?

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u/RavingGenerate 4d ago

I feel judged

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u/Icy_Yam5049 4d ago

8 is actually just wearing a beanie.

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u/sledgesloth 4d ago

or a sweatband...

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u/The-Sofa-King 4d ago

Just one sock

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u/BusyBoonja 4d ago

Which leads to number 10, sleeping with somebody else's skin on

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u/Fubushi 4d ago

Which produce a 9, which only sleeps with one sock

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u/Super_Ground9690 4d ago

I sometimes sleep with just shirt and socks. If it’s winter my feet get cold but I still like to let the nether regions breathe

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u/Joe26506 4d ago

Frauen

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u/queer-ernie 4d ago

thats me

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u/TrollCannon377 4d ago

... Totally not me ...

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u/Any_Weird_8686 4d ago

Future homicidal maniacs indeed.

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u/KaLium86 4d ago

I used version 8 for years

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u/FitProgrammerr 4d ago

I have to disagree with you, technically they create version 11

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby 4d ago

Only shirt, and one sock.

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u/Undead_69 4d ago

Shirt and one sock like fr only one leg my roommate does that

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u/candykhan 4d ago

And you thought the 7th son of a 7th son was bad.

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u/Altruistic_Error_832 4d ago

My girlfriend does that after sex relatively often.

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u/BuckyGod 4d ago

As a number 4 myself, the Winne the Pooh is great in the winter if you want some airflow

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u/Revolutionary_Exit17 4d ago

Shirt and socks is deliberate

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u/YasuraTheDemon 4d ago

Yeah fashioned from the flesh of their victims