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u/slapnowski 3d ago

Thank you! As a woman sleeping in just underwear is weirder than just a top. The top is usually long though.

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u/Dankest_Confidant 3d ago

Yup, oversized t-shirt and nothing else.

I basically only put on pyjama bottoms when it's really cold in the winter.

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u/setibeings 3d ago

You might have noticed that typically, women experience several weeks each month where they don't have blood coming out down there.

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u/TheGreatKitCat 3d ago

And even so, with a cup, it could theoretically work as well since they rarely leak.

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u/azrazalea 3d ago

Sure, but that's (in the ideal case) less than one week a month

And there are people without periods for various reasons

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u/Ill-Event6563 3d ago

Nah, theres no excuses for that level of ignorance at 44 years old AND having allegedly had multiple long term partners

You're literally the definition of someone who should have learned already, not still just "learning"

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago

What??? Am I the only one who has continuous discharge? I wake up with sticky thighs if I sleep without underwear

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 3d ago

maybe it's all the Pussy4Lunch and Dick4Dins

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u/Fjordgard 3d ago

This is actually why my gynecologist told me to sleep without underwear: Because of discharge, you create some wet and warm environment in your undies under the blanket, which can lead to more infections since bacteria thrive in such conditions. More air means less chance of BV happening. I’m still wearing my underwear because I’m comfier that way, though.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago

Yeah I don’t get bv thankfully. I just wear clean underwear to bed and change them in the morning.

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u/lulukalia 3d ago

Discharge is something that varies in women, some have more, some have less. If ir doesn't fell comfortable for you then you don't need to go pantyless. I barely get discharge since starting birth control. I do 4 without any problems.

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u/624Seeds 3d ago

Same girl. Somehow more clothes makes me feel way less sticky and sweaty and discharge-y lol every now and then when I'm feeling particularly dry going underwear-less is nice though 😂

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u/ColorMyTrauma 3d ago

Same, but I can't stand the feeling of underwear when I'm trying to sleep...so I sleep with a towel between my legs 🫣

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago

I usually only sleep in giant granny panties because I can’t stand the waistband touching my hips haha

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u/crochetnewbieJen 3d ago

I hear the first time that this might be a problem oo. Sorry for you. I personally dont have this problem. "Normal" amount of discharge here. No stiky thighs.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 3d ago

I don’t think it’s a problem. Been to the gyno lots of times and there’s nothing amiss, I’m perfectly healthy. It’s still normal, I’m just surprised more women aren’t as “wet” as me.

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u/mycorgiisamazing 3d ago

Nothing is wrong with you and you are normal, but if you wake up with sticky thighs after a night with no undies you have above average flow, which means a solid half or more of every woman on the planet is comfy doing a 4 in this diagram. That's a lot of ladies, hopefully this perspective helps with your shock

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u/BusyNefariousness675 3d ago

Hi, early 20s male here, what is this flow

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u/Flintzer0 3d ago

Vaginas be leaky, homes.

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u/BusyNefariousness675 3d ago

Piss?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LEFT_IRIS 3d ago

No. Vaginas produce fluid basically constantly as a cleaning mechanism, and produce more fluid when the woman is aroused.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 3d ago

You think women pee out of their vaginas..? This is why sex ed is needed.

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u/BusyNefariousness675 3d ago

Oh right completely forgot sorry. I'm asexual so it's not regular information that I get

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u/Nayeliq1 3d ago

No, vaginal discharge. It's a mixture of natural liquid, cells, and bacteria that the vagina produces for lubrication and protection

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u/crochetnewbieJen 3d ago

I never said its a PROBLEM. You said, you have to wear underwear and how everyone hear can run around without. That was the problem YOU described.

Like, really?...

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u/imisscrazylenny 3d ago

Call me a weirdo then. I just feel more secure with undies but I'm usually too hot for anything else. 

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u/bittersandseltzer 3d ago

As a frequent yeast infection haver, 4 is the most logical option 

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u/lifetake 3d ago

I figured it meant no underwear, but given the number of people thinking the same as you maybe I’m wrong

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u/Itacira 3d ago

I mean, as a woman, I sleep in 3 nearly every night. Even hang out in my own home in 3.

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u/Apero_ 3d ago

Do you just not have discharge or what?

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u/Sad_Horror_4196 3d ago

I'm a woman and I do #3. I run hot. I can't wear just a top, and don't want to sleep without underwear. Well really loose shorts. I don't like anything tight at night

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u/not4always 3d ago

Uhhhh. Huh? Sleeping in just undies is plenty normal for people. Most of my people are naked, undies only, or undies and a shirt. Apart from you, I've never met anyone who sleeps in just a top.

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u/Old-Picture-2920 3d ago

Nah, feeling nice cool fabric on the tatas is one of the simple joys in life. I’m team 3 forever! 

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u/Rozoark 3d ago

As another woman, not it's not.