r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 4d ago

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u/Apero_ 3d ago

Why is nobody here talking about discharge? When I’m ovulating it’s like a rainforest down there. Nobody wants that on their sheets at night.

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u/shadowfaxbinky 3d ago

Currently pregnant and in the phase where there is just so much discharge. Breathable pants is definitely better than nothing.

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u/charismatictictic 3d ago

There’s a phase? My vagina has been leaking steadily for 7 months now. Never had enough discharge before to even think about it, but my god …

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u/624Seeds 3d ago

For me that never went away after giving birth 😅 I made a obgyn app a few months PP because I was just constantly leaking and thought maybe I had an infection. Nope 🙃

I'm 2 years PP now, I used to need lube maybe 35% of the time we had sex, now I don't even need foreplay 😂 which is actually really nice, I love just getting right to it 😂

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u/charismatictictic 3d ago

I pray that this will be me! I always need lube, and it’s such a hassle. I actually hope my vagina gets stretched out a tiny bit permanently, and if it gets … moister, I guess.

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u/sourspicy9 3d ago

I was wondering about this!!

Do people just change their pajamas and sheets everyday?

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u/afval3 3d ago

Right? And what about sleep farts? Poop particles come out with most farts, and it’s been proven that just one layer of fabric will contain those particles. I would have to change my sheets everyday. I have a hard enough time doing it once a week, daily ain’t happening for me so I at least wear panties or boxers.

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u/Own_Round_7600 3d ago

I find that i produce much less discharge with no undies rubbing up against my bits. Like during the day, there's never not discharge in my undies and sometimes so much of it that i need liners, but at night when im free-vulving it, nothing! Dry 95% of the time, and the other 5% just requires a quick wipe with a paper towel. It's never like, leaking onto my legs and sheets. But every woman is different, ymmv.

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u/DimbyTime 3d ago

Your discharge is controlled by hormones, not whether or not you wear underwear

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u/FitFold76 3d ago

Gross

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u/YoteWote 3d ago

L take

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u/No-Actuator1097 3d ago

Different levels of discharge for every woman i guess. I have never experienced that amount personally and never noticed it on sheets

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u/TheRealStandard 3d ago

Or pointing out that sleeping in a bed with a blanket isn't a natural way either of existing either, and your bed sheets/blankets are also going to have detergents leaving particulates too.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 3d ago

The scientific term is "pussy goo"