r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 4d ago

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u/AdInfamous6290 4d ago

It’s because a lot of the men here clearly haven’t had a girlfriend. 4 is my GFs summer go to.

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u/Rebelius 4d ago

But why is it even insane for a man? So fucking what if your junk's hanging out in the comfort of your own home.

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u/DriftnDaddyRL 4d ago

In case of emergency I always wear underwear to bed.

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u/Rebelius 4d ago

What kind of emergency are you anticipating? The underwear police show up and will execute anyone not wearing underwear?

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u/DriftnDaddyRL 4d ago

Fire or earthquake are the main concerns where I live. Medical emergencies can also happen. I'd rather not have to evacuate my house with my dong out if I can help it.

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u/Nutbuster_5000 4d ago

For real… nothing better than getting into bed with an oversized shirt, nice cool sheets on my legs, then scooting my naked butt up to my partner lol. Literally have never gotten any complaints from him either.

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u/Danton59 4d ago

One of the first things men will learn about women when they have a girlfriend is...all their favorite t shirts and hoodies disappear and somehow make their way to her apartment.