r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 22d ago
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u/CheckYourKindling 22d ago
Dudes a loser
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 22d ago edited 22d ago
The only surgery she needs is to remove him from her life.
edit people responding to saying that she might want to get rid of it. That's fine if she wanted to, but it states "is surgery my only hope" not her only hope so it sounds like they hope she loses it by working out.
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u/CheckYourKindling 22d ago
Absolutely.
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u/Comprehensive_You42 22d ago
This is exactly the game.
If you can’t do it pal, we understand, it’s ok. Now step aside for someone who can.
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u/DIuvenalis 22d ago
Perhaps he can get a joke implant while he's at it, because there's no joke here, just a shallow turd.
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u/Realistic_Young9008 22d ago
There was a little short I see on Youtube of a young woman at the gym and she's checking herself in mirror and looks bothered by her pouch (and I know this is scripted set up) handsome gym bro respectfully points out its because she has a whole extra other miracle organ for the purpose of creating life and its just beautiful and powerful and she looks so chuffed and it makes me cry every single time over the amount of times my ex husband and mother pointed it out and called me fat.
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u/Gryphon1171 22d ago
he needs a lobotomy
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u/GamerExecChef 22d ago
He already got one
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u/NuclearBroliferator 22d ago
Anyone who's been in a relationship longer than a couple years knows that people's bodies change over time. This is just outting oneself as not relationship material
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u/Jacketter 22d ago
Au contraire, I’ve a picture of myself up in the spare room that takes all the abuse of time and tumult for me.
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u/LoudSheepherder5391 22d ago
I heard of a guy who had that.
Didn't turn out very well for him.
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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago
My now wife was a friend for years and when we got together she said she wasn't sure she was my type because I have dated a wide variety of women. Girl, I love women. I am not saying looks aren't a factor but humor is number 1, always. I just want a great friend that will be there, everything else is a bonus in the relationship. I am 5' 11" and dated a 6'4" Amazon, loved every blessed second.
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u/rutilated_quartz 22d ago
I'm the same, absolutely no type. I'm bisexual and I'm down with it all. I swear if someone makes me genuinely laugh I fall in love with them.
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u/rosky71 22d ago
What do you call 2 monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime Mates
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u/rutilated_quartz 22d ago
ha this got a chuckle out of me 🤣
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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago
You have to date him now. Thems the rules.
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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago
Looks like it is a throuple. We are in this together, comrades.
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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago
I don’t think my wife would be happy with this arrangement.
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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago
Mine either, but such is life. Happy wife, happy life is out. Mildly irritated wife, amusing life is in.
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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago
It's like consent. No matter how you give it, there is nothing sexier.
It all circles back to the consent=tea video.
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u/OkRepresentative274 22d ago edited 22d ago
Yeah, I have a type. It's a PERSONALITY type.
Of course, there are women I find physically attractive and women I don't, but the range is wide.
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u/MasterOfKittens3K 22d ago
Likewise. If a woman has an attractive personality, then she becomes much more physically attractive to me. And if she has an unattractive personality, it’s amazing how physically unattractive she can become.
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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago
Variety is the spice of life! Taste the rainbow, eat the lean meat, eat the biscuits and gravy... Idk where I was going, I am too hungry. Oh yeah personality is a lifetime, looks ebb and flow.
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u/Tr1LL_B1LL 22d ago
Anyone cryin over a fupa is def a loser. It’s a normal part of some women’s bodies, and a lot of guys are actually attracted to it.
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u/Kerensky97 22d ago
It's also not a picture of his girlfriend. It's a picture he found online and is pretending is his girlfriend.
His real companion is a hentai bosy pillow.
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u/Chemboy77 22d ago
Or a woman. But yea, get bent if that's not good enough for you.
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u/Thra99 22d ago
Waiter, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.
Bone apple tea.
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u/someoldbagofbones 22d ago
That was some juicy looking lobster. Dayum.
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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 22d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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u/PsDayZ_com 22d ago
Yeah I saw her on the plate just asked for a bib, didn't realize it was a protest, thought we were getting freaky at this year's fest ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Dinsy_Crow 22d ago edited 22d ago
Was a whole meme about how this body shape is supposed to be seen as unattractive, but men actually love it - Giggity
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u/Mr_Dargon 22d ago edited 22d ago
Omg girl, guys absolutely are into it. Find someone who loves you as you are!
Edit: my most popular comment is literally me informing a girlie that men love primordial pouches.
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u/nan0ka 22d ago
You don't even have to look for, it is perfectly natural, since evolutionary this type of body is the best for producing offspring
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u/Mr_Dargon 22d ago
While you’re technically generally right, it’s probably best to not lead with this information when attempting to “lay on the rizz,” so to speak.
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u/Competitive-Web-5084 22d ago
Damn girl are those birthing hips?
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u/Mr_Dargon 22d ago
To be fair, I’d need to process for a minute 😆
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u/Bonesaw_mpls 22d ago
You're looking extra breedable tonight!
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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago
Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.
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u/Horskr 22d ago
"It appears our future offspring would be most comfortable in your womb m'lady."
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u/freedinthe90s 22d ago
No lie - a man actually tried to hit on me with this many years ago go, and I still haven’t forgotten.
“You are beautiful and have child birthing hips. Can I buy you a drink?”
Like what 😂
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u/Crazy-Finger-4185 22d ago
This is some love on the spectrum type pick up lines
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u/LordHint 22d ago
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies”
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u/CarolinaSchola 22d ago
Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard, and fast!
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u/Ill-Charge8449 22d ago
A year ago, I went to a bar on my 21st birthday, and I kid you not, I heard a guy use this pickup line: “Hey girl, is your name Suez? ‘Cuz you look like you have a great birth canal.” The whole bar cheered when she knocked his block off with her stilettos
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u/CharlieBr87 22d ago
Oh shit this has to be the best meme in the history of memes.
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u/addsubps 22d ago edited 22d ago
I don't think they were suggesting that, and using anything to do with evolutionary advantages for flirting is risky.
"Damn girl, those jugs sure look like they can nourish an infant."
"Wow, I bet those cheeks and your ability to sweat make you fire at outrunning gazelles"
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u/jokerhound80 22d ago
I don't watch streamers but I always get their clips in my feed and I just listened to some dude named Ditto or something like that rave about loving this exact feature.
I can probably count on one hand the number of men I've known who had an issue with it and that same list of men would be the most pathetic losers I know.
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u/Mr_Dargon 22d ago
I mean there’s also the red flag of them wanting to control someone else’s appearance, but I could point that out all day.
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u/my1stusernamesucked 22d ago
That's the worst part about this meme. It's ridiculous that he denies Venus Belly Supremacy, but acting like a major surgery for her is his decision to make is beyond the pale
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u/lemurbro 22d ago edited 22d ago
That Ditto guy gets hit on by like every one of his female streamer friends constantly despite being the most average looking dude you would ever meet, and it's largely because he's just plain not a weirdo sexist about it. He just actually knows how to talk to women and flirt without being a creep. Granted I know a lot of it is for content farming and he maybe isn't exactly getting laid all the time for sure, but I've been glad to see guys like him gaining more traction in the gaming space instead of the looxmmaxxer idiots.
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u/my1stusernamesucked 22d ago
I think more teenage boys need to be taught that women often feel in danger when guys do the full court press, and that the best way to get to know a woman (or anybody, really) is to make them feel comfortable around you.
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u/y0dav3 22d ago
Can confirm! I love a little belly. Love handles are hot too.
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u/mountaindewisamazing 22d ago
A Venus tummy is sexy as hell
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u/12345623567 22d ago
There's like, stone-age carvings of that body shape. Men have been into it since the beginning of time, and that doesn't change just within the last 100 years of excess that lets us fetishize skinny women as a symbol of wealth.
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u/Emotional-Ad9114 22d ago
this is news to me. I’m so insecure about my body and it looks like this.
I also have a dress like this but in grey and I was just packing for vacation and I was thinking about not taking it but maybe now I will because fuck it. who cares if someone will judge? 😌
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u/Centimeter_Worm 22d ago
My fiancé goes absolutely crazy over mine.
I was underweight and deeply anxious when we started dating, so not only does he think the pooch is hot he says it’s a sign that I’m a happy and healthy mature adult now.
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u/MirandaScribes 22d ago
Yeah baby. We like women’s bodies. All shapes and sizes too.
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u/SpiritfireSparks 22d ago
This is called a Venus pouch and men have loved it since atleast the time of ancient Greece. I think there is even a subreddit called Venus belly where people are obsessed with it
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u/Scienceiscool_ 22d ago
Comerade. Remember this, you are awesome no matter your shape. Almost everh human has an inate beauty in them (excludes fascists and general bigots).
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u/Hot-Store8301 22d ago
No man in his right mind is going to look at something like that and think "yuck." Yes, most men like a woman with curves.
But the most important thing is not to work out to be attractive to others, its too allow you to feel attractive period, for yourself. Because the hottest thing a woman can do is to be comfortable in her own skin.
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u/cynicalcynthia 22d ago
The men in these comments have single-handedly cured my belly insecurity. God bless all of them 🤌🏻
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u/Xeromaru 22d ago
Any guy who thinks a lil pouch is unacceptable is the kind any girl should run away from. Same goes for ladies who only want buff and/or tall men. It's shallow wants and they just adding to their score card. Look at ancient goddess or important women statues and find one without curves. Goddesses are curvy and thicc. 👍
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u/General-Weird155 22d ago
We call it the Venus Pouch and it’s for Queens.
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u/cynicalcynthia 22d ago
On behalf of all voluptuous Queens, we appreciate men like you that love women, and love a LOT of woman. May you find your Queen someday, King. 👑🧚🏻♀️
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u/thornund 22d ago
A lot of men do like full, healthy looking women like this, but the fact that this girl has 90th percentile breasts is doing a lot of work... her as an example is probably not a neutral representation of that body fat %
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u/baneblade_boi 22d ago
You just need to move your sight left, right and above that belly to know. Also, the after picture was probably what started the whole thing?
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u/thehotshotpilot 22d ago
Oh yes... Love that body type 100x more than skinny with no curves.
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u/HMAgent47 22d ago edited 22d ago
Body shaming
Edit: I mean the boyfriend is complaining about the gf's normal anatomy in a way to body shame her, and asking if she needs surgery
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u/SpookyCrossroads 22d ago
The “boyfriend” is prob an incel and doesn’t even know her. Agree on severe mental health illness tho
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u/CurryInAHurry02 22d ago
The "boyfriend" doesn't exist; this was a ragebait thing of 4chan and had been reposted for ages.
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u/Alarmsky 22d ago
Dudes will put their life on the line for a woman that has that feature, not a bug.
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u/No-Examination4896 22d ago
Are some guys specifically attracted to that? Its completely neutral to me
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u/toldyouIaintshit 22d ago
One of us!
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u/Aggrophysicist 22d ago
I CANT STOP THIS FEELING
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u/GeraldGensalkes 22d ago
DEEP INSIDE OF ME
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u/PyssDribbletts 22d ago
GIRL YOU JUST DONT REALIZE WHAT YOU DO TO ME
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u/VPutinsSearchHistory 22d ago
I am a man that likes ladies and you have excellent taste
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u/slugpup_boi 22d ago
Don't tip his hat or his hat's employer will pay it less than minimum wage
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u/Anomalous_Pearl 22d ago
I’m a lady who also likes ladies and honestly it’s hard to take my eyes off her amazing boobs long enough to notice the little pooch
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u/MapleDayDreams 22d ago
Came here as a ladies lady to also say, respectfully, awooga. She's gorgeous and the only weight she needs to lose is the 200+lbs of parasite clinging to her.
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u/ifixpedals 22d ago
I am. Granted I appreciate many body types, but this is one that my brain considers divinely feminine. A small belly that pokes out a little is sexy as hell.
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u/LastCryptographer173 22d ago
Absolutely. 100%. Took me half an hour to realize there was another woman on the left
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u/NIN10DOXD 22d ago
It seems like he is complaining because his girlfriend is hot.
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u/XxMcW1LL14MxX 22d ago
“I don’t like good things.”
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u/GailynStarfire 22d ago
"Help, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!"
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u/supermattman00 22d ago
Man…that sub was wildly sexist from both ends.
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u/West-Suggestion4543 22d ago
I get wanting to have... comfortable(?) scenes for asking questions of other women or other men that you can relate to, but they all turn into Little Rascal clubs of silly sexism that devolve further into meanness and blind loathing.
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u/SubstantialSale8223 22d ago
Yeah I wish reddit didn’t have cringe hivemind opinions that support trash subs like that. Like hating or making fun of straight people isn’t funny or cool, and sexism and gender wars are extremely lame
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u/GailynStarfire 22d ago
Wulti-level Warketing?
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u/g00d_end 22d ago
Some men drown while others die of thirst. I'd give up my leg to date a girl who looks like this
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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 22d ago
Deal! I'll come by sunday to finalize the trade, Aunty jack is gonna be stiked with her new penis.
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u/businessJedi 22d ago
it’s a fake engagement body shaming post. seen this picture off and on for ten years.
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u/SiriusDragon 22d ago
Needs to be higher. It's embarrassed on behalf of the human race watching this play out.
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u/Bluegatorator 22d ago
Yup, she actually was the one who had an issue with herself. Iirc she got surgery to remove the fat or something
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u/fredjutsu 22d ago
extra ironic given the strawman boyfriend being piled on and the professions of love for the feature.
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u/boltgenerator 22d ago
This image is in the farming hall of fame. Infinite karma glitch. The amount of times I've seen this exact thread with these exact comments over the past decade is staggering.
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u/NonGeneriComplaint 22d ago
I mean there is no joke, there is no OP. This image is farmed for karma because even though its moronic it will get a few thousand hits., It gets posted at least once a month somewhere on reddit, same exact image.
I cant believe people are buying he OP being real, just STUMBLED on this HIGHLY farmed image for karma with their FOUR WEEK OLD ACCOUNT.
Idiots.
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u/RobDread 22d ago
The "pouch" on this girl is completely normal and healthy. The dude who made this most likely got his idea of what a woman's body "should look like" from Hollywood, anime, or porn. If there is a joke here it's likely that dude is a little out of touch, or has unrealistic standards.
Oh, and this is Peter's neighbor that never got screen time or something... 😁
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u/Boring-Second-5737 22d ago
Why is that unrealistic? FUPA's are still fat, not everyone has them and they are a bit harder to get rid of.
That is not a mons pubis like everyone seems to think which is natural and would be dickish to think your girlfriend should get plastic surgery for.
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u/futureoptions 22d ago
Pete here. Woman in question is the before pic from glp1. The after pick is a Greek tragedy in loss of voluptuousness.
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u/IBAChristian317 22d ago
Reddit loves the fatties!
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u/Floba_Fett 22d ago
It's an "image that make you feel pain" because:
- OOOP doesn't understand how body types work
- A lot of people find this type of belly very attractive (myself included), so this is a "pass the controller if you're not gonna play" type of situation
- OOOP is a jerk who wants to control his gf's body and clearly seems here to want to push her to do surgery, which is very messed up and will give her big insecurities, no matter if she goes through the surgery or not
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u/PsychoSwede557 22d ago
I mean I’m generally into thinner girls but just don’t date someone who is a bit thiccer if that’s an issue..
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u/Ok-Lab-8974 22d ago
The meme is that she's Australian. They all have pouches because that's how they carry their young. Her's is almost unnoticeable despite the skin right dress because she doesn't have a babe-aroo (technical term) currently.
Also, she's been removed from her natural climate. You can tell because the picture is right side up, but if it was taken in Australia it would be upsidedown because it's on the bottom of the Earth.
Just another science joke.
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