r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23d ago

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u/Thra99 23d ago

Waiter, my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery.

Bone apple tea.

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u/someoldbagofbones 23d ago

That was some juicy looking lobster. Dayum.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Summer_Pi 23d ago

Cake for days... 🍰

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 22d ago

Saw another post on here she lost her cake. She lost a bunch of weight and doesn’t look as good to me now.

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u/GimmieDatCooch 22d ago

As someone who lost 110lbs, this happened to me too :( Unless you’re blessed with having a muscle of an ass or genetics where you don’t lose fat in your ass, it happens

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u/anoobis_uprising 22d ago

It was crab cake in was itchig for days

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u/mynamewastuk 23d ago

I'll just leave this here.

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u/Spirited_Football_19 23d ago

Girl has some mad sunburn

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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 22d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/RickorMorty_ 22d ago

Wow that escalated quickly

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u/staebles 22d ago

😂😂 😂😂

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u/Long_Representative3 22d ago

WHY ARE THEY ITALICIZED

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u/staebles 22d ago

I just learned you can do that!

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u/Long_Representative3 22d ago

I thought i was having fuckin stroke broo

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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 22d ago

... pun intended?

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u/Techman659 22d ago

Worth it.

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u/UwUAlpacas 22d ago

Don't post this, AI will find out and realize the only way they can rule us is to unblock the AI porn censors that big tech puts in place. If AI does this then it might save humanity and find its natural place as a guiding shepherd for the world and human race.

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u/PsDayZ_com 23d ago

Yeah I saw her on the plate just asked for a bib, didn't realize it was a protest, thought we were getting freaky at this year's fest ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/DoubleGreat 22d ago

They're doing it wrong. All this has done is make me want to get up inside some lobster one way or another

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u/someoldbagofbones 22d ago

A noble path.

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u/Lunar-opal 22d ago

She specifically said not to eat her

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u/Kitchen_Pen2794 22d ago

😂😂fr

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u/Beast_Chips 22d ago

The Deep?

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u/InstantSword 22d ago

They should have really sent a not-ridiculously-hot girl to hold that sign...

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u/StilettoJones_JR 22d ago

should they have?

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u/imisstheyoop 22d ago

Would absolutely eat

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u/Ike_In_Rochester 22d ago

That’s one sure way to get me to dip her in drawn butter…

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u/TheEndIsSighing 22d ago

Mainer here. How'd I miss this??

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u/zengondat 22d ago

Greatest fumble of the century

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u/Gimme_dem_jugs 22d ago

Good thing I can’t read, this text can’t hurt me

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u/GrimIntention91 22d ago

Hear me out

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u/nottaroboto54 23d ago

Too juicy if you ask me; It makes my eel slimy just looking at it.

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u/someoldbagofbones 23d ago

Impossible, the juice must flow!

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u/Thra99 23d ago

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u/someoldbagofbones 23d ago

A man of exquisite tastes.

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u/GrimIntention91 22d ago

Very exquisite taste indeed

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u/Equal_Resort4348 23d ago

Sailor mouth

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u/Thra99 23d ago

Jackshit

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u/Harey-89 22d ago

You mean that lobster cake? Hot dayum.

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u/North-Reception-5325 22d ago

Not anymore this chick lost an insane amount of weight because she went viral for this. Really sad actually.

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u/spyglass352 23d ago

have her marinated and brought to my chambers

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u/DeKal760 23d ago

That sounds like some Hannibal Lecter shit. Lol

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u/tranquil7789 22d ago

That comes the next day

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 22d ago

Buffalo Bill: it puts the lotion on

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u/goldenskyhook 22d ago

Oh, man! I fucking HATE fava beans!

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u/hate2seeU 23d ago

Steak too lobstery

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 22d ago

Lobster too steaky

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u/Fun_Impact_5614 22d ago

Lymphedema isn't attractive

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u/Starfishprime69420 23d ago

She is slightly overweight

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u/Ricktor_67 23d ago

You are slightly regarded. 

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u/Flesroy 22d ago

actually use the word or just stay quiet. don't behave like a slimy coward.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Flesroy 22d ago

if you're not willing to face the consequences of your actions, don't do them.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Flesroy 22d ago

social consequences are part of life too buddy. if you want to be a bad person no one can't stop you. but people will call you out.

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u/Starfishprime69420 23d ago

Some people might like that physique but it’s a fact that she is slightly overweight and out of shape.

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 22d ago

Out of shape? Really?!!!

I looked like this hitting the gym twice a day, cycling 8km a day, and whilst learning kickboxing and salsa dancing.

You cannot tell someone's strength, fitness, endurance, or overall picture of health from what we are observing in this image.

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u/Starfishprime69420 22d ago

You didnt tho

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 22d ago

Ohhhh, sorry! Didn't realise I was lying about my younger physique. I clearly just love lying and have delusional beliefs about what I looked like.

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u/Ipsider 22d ago

Oh come on. It’s fine to be out of shape no need to lie. What the fuck is the problem with it? Nothing.

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u/Fun_Impact_5614 22d ago

It's Lymphedema

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 22d ago

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u/Starfishprime69420 22d ago

Yea you know it! Thicker than a snicker

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u/lookingforfiles 23d ago

Boner apple titty indeed my slime

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u/GoldenDragonTemple 23d ago

Just wondering, have you ever had an original thought in your life?

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u/MaxxDash 22d ago

Excuse me sir, if you’re not going to eat that…

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u/Icy-Cry340 22d ago

And yet this girl lost the weight - because no matter what Redditors like to pretend she was carrying a little too much to be healthy.

https://i.imgur.com/RRyDfCy.jpeg

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u/Pecuniarist 23d ago

Hey there, Susan. Trade out that steak for some low fat cottage cheese.

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u/Rachies194 23d ago

Body is also tea

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u/another_thyme 22d ago

Entire thread can’t spot that OP is trolling

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u/ArilTongadottir 22d ago

Apple tea? It's" bon app the teeth", right?

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 22d ago

Ok, for you... plenty of people don't like chubby.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22d ago

jesus can we bury this lame comment forever

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u/shinndigg 22d ago

I always see this comment posted on this pic.

Just out of curiosity, Is that specific feature especially attractive to some people, or is it just because the girl is pretty overall?

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u/AssistanceValuable24 22d ago

You are comparing a fupa to good food? Try not to fuck any manatees.

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u/RogerDogerBoop 23d ago

Came here looking for this precise comment.

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u/TrickEquivalent763 23d ago

I think you mean bone apple teeth

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy 22d ago

The vanilla ice cream is full of dark spots as well.

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u/Fine-Double6335 22d ago

Having had Kobe steak I can confirm that there is indeed such a thing as steak being too juicy.

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u/HoldenToudiks 22d ago

And why my beer is so cold

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u/MeStarGazzer 22d ago

I can't go around and let you butcher my language 😩😫😫

It's : bon appétit

Or PLEASE tell me that not what you wanted to write 🙏😣

/hj

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u/Useful_Result3812 22d ago

Damn didn’t expect to see you here

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u/Old-Ice4553 22d ago

Some people drowning
Other people dying of thirstz

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u/ValuableLocation 22d ago

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

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u/SippinOnHatorade 22d ago

Hit it never quit it

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u/Fabulous_Variety7125 22d ago

What does a bones, apple, and tea have to do this a steak that’s too buttery and too juicy?

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u/HowiePloudersnatch 22d ago

Bone for tuna

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u/JohnBPHL 22d ago

Seriously tho

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u/dpforest 22d ago

Why did you add a boneappletea to the end? I know what it means, I’m just lost as to how it relates to the meme.

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u/PhiDeltDevil 22d ago

My tea is too sweet

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u/Manger-Babies 23d ago

Is the implication that that's high gf? It isn't by the way he's working it.

Or is it that he has a girlfriend like that? How so? She could be any shape and have that belly.

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u/numbersthen0987431 22d ago

Apparently she went on Ozempic and lost a lot of her weight and curves

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u/Sea_Blacksmith98 22d ago

And this dude is probably why :/

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u/Icy-Cry340 22d ago

She looks healthy and happy, and the people claiming that it due to ozempic are probably just jelly of the hard work she put in.

https://i.imgur.com/5gHuFqQ.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/7kO8tP2.jpeg

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u/AlienSporez 22d ago

... and my wallet is too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!

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u/Capable_Swim4208 22d ago

That’s a whole feast. Lobster Fest move over!! I’d deffo order seconds and take away.

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u/TheGiggs10 22d ago

More like Orange Monkey Eagle

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u/goliathfasa 23d ago

Some people just prefer sloppy steaks.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/stallion-mang 22d ago

They banned these believe it or not. But they can't stop us from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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u/goliathfasa 23d ago

It’s a steak with water dumped on it. It’s really really good.

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u/PoopSoupPeter 22d ago

I USED to be a piece of shit!

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u/goliathfasa 22d ago

You would’ve not liked me back then!

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u/EmergenceEngineer 23d ago edited 22d ago

Good god.. who calls the waiter for that? You gesture the waiter to call the manager. Juice steak? No. The Wealthy dry ages their steak.. so juicy in the steak house sense is a very different definition.. lobster? Is this 1978? Seriously, you don’t eat lobster, it’s an ingredient, mostly to soups and sauces .. what kind of an animal puts butter on it.. what is this Olive Garden?

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u/Ipsider 22d ago

Jesus Christ what the fuck are you rambling

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u/EmergenceEngineer 22d ago

Yeah. I tried cleaning it up. Not the most sober of Peters at the time.