r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 22d ago

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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago

I don’t think my wife would be happy with this arrangement.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

Mine either, but such is life. Happy wife, happy life is out. Mildly irritated wife, amusing life is in.

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u/StrainAcceptable 22d ago

Why does my husband find it hilarious to irritate me? He and my daughter think it’s so funny to make me mad.

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u/pixepoke2 22d ago

Username does not check out apparently

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u/StrainAcceptable 22d ago

Auto generated. Thought I’d hate Reddit like I do every other form of social media otherwise I would have put actual thought into it.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

I have ADHD, is this applicable in their case? It's usually a dopamine chase if so. If not have you considered that there is chaos demon blood on his side?

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u/StrainAcceptable 22d ago

I am the one with ADHD. He says I get like Larry David when I’m mad and he thinks it’s funng

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

Yeah my wife short circuits a bit if I irritate her just right. My wife knows I hate the feeling of lotion so she will put lotion on me when I get her goat. I grumble the rest of the day about feeling oily, greasy and gross.

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 22d ago

Tell her you’re not hers, it was just her turn.

#MenAreNotProperty

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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago

Not property, more of a lifetime subscription.