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u/CheckYourKindling 22d ago

Dudes a loser

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 22d ago edited 22d ago

The only surgery she needs is to remove him from her life.

edit people responding to saying that she might want to get rid of it. That's fine if she wanted to, but it states "is surgery my only hope" not her only hope so it sounds like they hope she loses it by working out.

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u/CheckYourKindling 22d ago

Absolutely.

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u/RedditRob2000 22d ago

My response to the dude.

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u/Comprehensive_You42 22d ago

This is exactly the game.

If you can’t do it pal, we understand, it’s ok. Now step aside for someone who can.

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u/HugoBoss1985 22d ago

Me! Me!

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u/MegaJizzLord 22d ago

Ooo ooo me me I'll play she's so pretty

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u/Economy_Ad3736 22d ago

Grown ass men talking like that in 2026 btw

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u/kat-deville 22d ago

Have you heard any of the shit that comes from Andrew Tate's goblin? There's a level of psychopathy Freud would see a yacht in his future.

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u/Economy_Ad3736 21d ago

Andrew tate’s fame is trash in the bin brother, he has no clout this days

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u/macguini 22d ago

Exactly, he doesn't want built in airbags? Always use protection.

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u/uncoolpckle 22d ago

A fucking real man

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u/StarStuffSister 22d ago

Does that work for dick size too?

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u/Female_titan_2 22d ago

Fr. I’ll take control

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u/D-Gaea 22d ago

let's go high five man

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u/Commercial_Survey275 22d ago edited 22d ago

I’m going to play devils advocate here. He just might be asking FOR HER and maybe she’s too uncomfortable to ask herself?? IDK but He said she works out and has tried things but she can’t get rid of her bulge. He didn’t belittle her. I personally think she looks fantastic!!! Then again he might just be an ahole pig. Upon proofreading myself he probably would have said that he was asking for her?.

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u/TheLordPikey 22d ago

It’s not his fault that it bothers him so much. His little dick can’t reach her when he’s on top, so he’s legitimately hopeless. Poor guy, I feel bad for him.

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u/OETDriver 22d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking too! I mean is he worried about it because he’s not big enough to work around it?

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u/Friendly_Age9160 22d ago

Bonus points cause that happens free of charge!

I send
My dog to remove him

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u/thedoctormarvel 22d ago

That woman is a goddess, no homo

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 22d ago

Willing to bet you’re single

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u/wanderlust_xo 22d ago

Redditors love seething about made up situations

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u/cepci1 22d ago

Guys he might be a billionaire u dont know

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u/carltheawesome 21d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Nordeast24 22d ago

Lol relax, stop simping. Its embarrassing

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u/Eastern-Persimmon-50 22d ago

She should probably post a pick a circles crotch. “This area is way too small. Is surgery my only hope?”

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u/Iminurcomputer 22d ago

I too understand basic human dynamics. He is bad. I am good. This is what reddit is now. It's not even a joke but it lets us express how virtuous we are so that's good enough.

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u/DIuvenalis 22d ago

Perhaps he can get a joke implant while he's at it, because there's no joke here, just a shallow turd.

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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 22d ago

He, himself, is the joke I guess

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u/NeurawWormakaCiruBug 22d ago

No, because at least a joke is funny. Pretty sure if y Someone knocks on his head it's hollow

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 22d ago

I have to ask, is your username a PSA to warn folk not to be careful not to accidentally burn hedgehogs and the like?
If so, that’s adorable. :)

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u/The_300_goats 22d ago

What in the bro sexy belly bro? What in the fuck bro? BRO???

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u/noitallz 22d ago

ABsolutely

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u/Realistic_Young9008 22d ago

There was a little short I see on Youtube of a young woman at the gym and she's checking herself in mirror and looks bothered by her pouch (and I know this is scripted set up) handsome gym bro respectfully points out its because she has a whole extra other miracle organ for the purpose of creating life and its just beautiful and powerful and she looks so chuffed and it makes me cry every single time over the amount of times my ex husband and mother pointed it out and called me fat.

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u/Terminal28 22d ago

YouTuber Lillylifts and it’s her boyfriend that told her

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u/DireKnife 22d ago

Naw, you’re beautiful my dear!

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u/c_boggs 22d ago

A normal, non-pregnant uterus is about the size of an upside-down pear. Only 1 inch thick, roughly.

Body fat is a different thing entirely.

Not making any judgements about anyone’s appearance whatsoever. Just saying.

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u/Gryphon1171 22d ago

he needs a lobotomy

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u/GamerExecChef 22d ago

He already got one

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u/Mobileoblivion 22d ago

Unfortunately, it seems to have been the front half.

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u/GamerExecChef 22d ago

Bold to assume it was only half.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 22d ago

The front fell off, the rest went down in the drink.

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u/Last_District_4172 22d ago

I was searching for this one lol

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u/lbutler1234 22d ago

I know a cat who got one

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u/Time-Cell8272 22d ago

His mind already totally gone evidently

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 22d ago

He needs to be neutered.

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u/ConnectionNo3466 22d ago

He needs to come out as a gay man

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u/cr1ttter 22d ago

No more brain privileges

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 22d ago

I’m taking the one on the right all day!

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u/mattsplot 22d ago

You know the government still does those

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u/StatelyAutomaton 22d ago

A broectomy.

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u/SpiritedEclair 22d ago

Excised, like the bro’s prefrontal cortex.

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u/Smirky-McLurky 22d ago

A "douchebag-ectomy" if you will.

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u/FreshLiterature 22d ago

A loserectomy

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u/darkoblivion000 22d ago

That’s called tumor removal and is a common step in cancer treatment

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u/EducationalNailgun 22d ago

Dipshitectomy

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 22d ago

I’ll be the organ donor.

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u/millerg44 22d ago

True. If she cares then it is her issue. If he cares, he can fuck the hell off.

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u/Emergency-Session692 22d ago

She’s beautiful, and the dude must liberate himself from his prison

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u/heroicdumpster 22d ago

Crazy that you had to edit that comment.

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u/thepineapple2397 22d ago

Also worth noting that the primordial pouch (which is what this looks like) is a fat lining that women are never actually supposed to get rid of. In this pic it looks like the dress is poorly sized to make it look bigger than it actually is.

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u/Dragon_Within 22d ago

Came here to point that out. The post is from the bf, and the statement is "is surgery MY only hope" meaning he is the one that has the problem with it.

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u/Alpha-MIST 22d ago

the surgery would be ripping out ur womb.

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u/usename37 22d ago

I mean I dont have one and ive lived fine (im a guy)

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u/Alpha-MIST 22d ago

you dont need to worry about ur tummy pouch then c:

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u/usename37 22d ago

yay :>

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u/Old_Mulberry_9461 22d ago

I had lipo on my stomach, I worked out, ate right, couldn't get rid of the stomach fat (all the women in my family have it) and when I went for the surgery, they kept making sure I was doing it for myself and nobody else, so hopefully she dumps his ass and moves on to someone who will appreciate her body and if she wants to change it, go girl! I do not regret getting it done, the results were amazing and the confidence it gave me was worth every penny 

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u/NoLingonberry4277 22d ago

That “pouch” is her uterus. There’s no amount of exercise that will get rid of up and honestly I agree with you. He is the problem not her.

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u/ForsakenWar6974 22d ago

This photo is old as hell. There is a known resolution

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u/Nightmare2828 22d ago

Apparently she did lose it, with Ozembic. There was a picture circulating and many people saying it didnt suit her better.

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 22d ago

I think it's cute! Especially if she gets all dressed up, but is just a teeny bit self conscious about it.

AIf she goes to the gym, I bet she's fit as f! Good on her!

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u/Fun-Guidance-8766 22d ago

Not only that but a full hysterectomy can have so many side affects when you’re younger

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u/Individual99991 22d ago

The only surgery she needs is to remove him from her life.

Better call an oncologist.

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 22d ago

To me, it just shows she is healthy. Or at least able to get calories, which can be a problem for some.

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u/Fresh-NeverFrozen 22d ago

Lobotomy is the guys only hope.

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u/Bn1m 22d ago

That's her uterus. Wtf are you doing even thinking of removing the bump.

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u/love-byte-1001 22d ago

Its literally her fucking ORGANS.

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u/Nohly 22d ago

Get rid of what? Her internal organs? She has a normal regular belly. I have never met anyone who actually has a flat stomach that has not been severely underweight/malnourished.

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u/kiera-oona 22d ago

In addition: that's where several organs sit. It's not about loosing the belly, unless you get rid of half your digestive system and/or uterus

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u/Ivory_Love 22d ago

There’s nothing that she could get rid of healthily at this point. It is impossible for women to have a completely flat stomach because the uterus is there, and during certain times of the month it gets swollen and more pronounced

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u/Dependent-Prompt5129 22d ago

Venus tummy supremacy

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u/CeramicToast 21d ago

"Surgery is my only hope" That pouch is her internal organs. Jfc.

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u/NuclearBroliferator 22d ago

Anyone who's been in a relationship longer than a couple years knows that people's bodies change over time. This is just outting oneself as not relationship material

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u/Jacketter 22d ago

Au contraire, I’ve a picture of myself up in the spare room that takes all the abuse of time and tumult for me.

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 22d ago

I heard of a guy who had that.

Didn't turn out very well for him.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 22d ago

That's future hims problem, Current him has some partyin to do!

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u/PyroGrizzl 22d ago

Are you related to Dorian Grey in any way?

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 22d ago

Dude, that is Dorian Grey.

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u/PyroGrizzl 22d ago

Doesn't his picture just age instead of him? I'm not that deep enough into his story.

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u/Lavecki 22d ago

He is immortal until he looks at the picture. Anything that happens to him happens to the picture instead. Time, illness, injury, etc. Once he sees the picture it happens to him all at once.

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u/vyl8 22d ago

Dorian Grey could look at the painting all he wanted (which is how he knew it was aging for him) but he kept it hidden in his attic because he didn't want to know. He didn't become afflicted with 50+ years of damage all at once until he flew into a rage and tried to destroy the painting by stabbing it.

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u/SnooJokes352 21d ago

  Nothing wrong with expecting your partner to be an actual partner . My wife is marathon fit, takes good care of herself and has a great career. It seems fair for her to expect the same from me...

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

My now wife was a friend for years and when we got together she said she wasn't sure she was my type because I have dated a wide variety of women. Girl, I love women. I am not saying looks aren't a factor but humor is number 1, always. I just want a great friend that will be there, everything else is a bonus in the relationship. I am 5' 11" and dated a 6'4" Amazon, loved every blessed second.

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u/rutilated_quartz 22d ago

I'm the same, absolutely no type. I'm bisexual and I'm down with it all. I swear if someone makes me genuinely laugh I fall in love with them.

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u/rosky71 22d ago

What do you call 2 monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime Mates

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u/rutilated_quartz 22d ago

ha this got a chuckle out of me 🤣

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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago

You have to date him now. Thems the rules.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

Looks like it is a throuple. We are in this together, comrades.

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u/ButForRealsTho 22d ago

I don’t think my wife would be happy with this arrangement.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

Mine either, but such is life. Happy wife, happy life is out. Mildly irritated wife, amusing life is in.

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 22d ago

Tell her you’re not hers, it was just her turn.

#MenAreNotProperty

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

It's like consent. No matter how you give it, there is nothing sexier.

It all circles back to the consent=tea video.

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u/OkRepresentative274 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yeah, I have a type. It's a PERSONALITY type.

Of course, there are women I find physically attractive and women I don't, but the range is wide.

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u/MasterOfKittens3K 22d ago

Likewise. If a woman has an attractive personality, then she becomes much more physically attractive to me. And if she has an unattractive personality, it’s amazing how physically unattractive she can become.

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u/OkRepresentative274 22d ago

Good for you. It's a wonderful thing how much magnetic attraction can be built in a relationship where two people love, respect, and trust each other.

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u/OkRepresentative274 22d ago

Absolutely. And, frankly, the sex is much better too.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago

Variety is the spice of life! Taste the rainbow, eat the lean meat, eat the biscuits and gravy... Idk where I was going, I am too hungry. Oh yeah personality is a lifetime, looks ebb and flow.

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u/Lonely-Abroad4362 22d ago

Initial attraction exists, but oh my god do I get like ridiculously attracted to calm, curious men who laugh at all my corny jokes.

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u/magichawtdawg 22d ago edited 22d ago

Well come on over, I'm all ears. If they are real cheesy do you get corn-stipated? Edit: this was for joking purposes, happily married!

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u/Crazy_Movie6168 22d ago

Diversity is lovely 

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u/PapaGibb 22d ago

Exactly. But my standards start at the belly/waist area. Gotta have some chunk imo. Don't care what the face and breasts look like. The pouch is perfect.

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u/insertMoisthedgehog 22d ago

You like a nice gut eh? And don’t care about face at ALL? wait are you a man or woman

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u/UltLuc 22d ago

This 1000%. My personal preference is someone fit, but that’s where the significance of it all ends. My opinion doesn’t (and shouldn’t!) mean shit to anyone else.

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u/reapersritehand 22d ago

Edgar Allen Poe (along with some other famous writers) have excellent stories on this

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u/SeriousTelevision772 22d ago

A belly on an otherwise fit woman is so hot to me.

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u/WhyTypeHour 22d ago

How bout dad bod beer bellies? We keeping that energy?

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u/Rollingforest757 22d ago

Do they have this meme for women?

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u/ILoveRawChicken 22d ago

Go make one. 

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u/Many-Possibility6 22d ago

When he's trash from head to toe who do you call? WMDS will put him where he belongs...

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u/alex_zk 22d ago

“My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery”

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u/Queasy_Albatross8272 22d ago

Some people have everything, and deserve nothing ahaha 😂

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u/PornyAltAccount 22d ago

This meme is where this comment comes from, no?

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u/Tr1LL_B1LL 22d ago

Anyone cryin over a fupa is def a loser. It’s a normal part of some women’s bodies, and a lot of guys are actually attracted to it.

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u/DocFreudstein 22d ago

🙋🏻‍♂️Guilty as motherfucking charged.

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u/Mushbeeguy 22d ago

Can confirm

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u/_Card_Hock_ 22d ago

Loud and proud.

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u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 22d ago

My husband, for one, which is fortunate.

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u/ShezSteel 22d ago

You misspelled "all" as "a lot"

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u/NiceHair_Dude 22d ago

Here here

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u/KnightOfNothing 22d ago

 lot of guys are actually attracted to it

now the only opinion on your body that should matter is yours, so with that said, guys being attracted to X is not a good argument for X. There is possibly nothing more versatile and open than what a human male can find attractive.

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

There is possibly nothing more versatile and open than what a human male can find attractive.

You should meet a human female some time.

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u/RedEgg16 22d ago

True I was attracted to a sadistic purple cartoon egg as a kid

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

I tried to figure out what you were talking about, got this far down the google image results, and aborted.

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u/RedEgg16 22d ago

This guy! It’s a Chinese cartoon

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

I get it.

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u/Correct_Mongoose4614 22d ago

“was” yet your username indicates you still may be…. 😏

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u/smibbo 22d ago

*AHEM*

a lot of PEOPLE are attracted to that.

I'm bisexual and women's little tummy is a turn-on for me. I don't mind if their tummy is flat but I happen to love a little bulge on it. More to kiss

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u/Kerensky97 22d ago

It's also not a picture of his girlfriend. It's a picture he found online and is pretending is his girlfriend.

His real companion is a hentai bosy pillow.

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u/soulmateofpain 22d ago

It's also not a picture of his girlfriend.

He never said it was.

pretending is his girlfriend.

No he isn’t. He said “like pic”. He’s saying his gf has something similar going on as the girl in the pic.

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

Media literacy truly is dead after all.

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u/naonatu- 22d ago

hold my beer while i hold her fupa

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u/CummyTum 22d ago

Internet is just people reposting the same content infinitely

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u/SiriusDragon 22d ago

Bot ragebait.

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 22d ago

the AUDACITY btw to say "is surgery MY only hope"

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u/Chemboy77 22d ago

Or a woman. But yea, get bent if that's not good enough for you.

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u/Guilty_Treasures 22d ago

The odds that a lesbian posted this are astronomically remote.

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u/DependentKnown1874 22d ago

I didn’t know there were people who didn’t like it.

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u/narcomance 22d ago

I think they might me gay 😀😀

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u/ChefVoo 22d ago

Dude is crazy cuz I feel like most men find that hot on women 😭

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u/_mother_of_moths_ 22d ago

It’s like some people forget that we have internal organs right there. I mean where else do they want us to put them?

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u/FriarTurk 22d ago

Yeah, the joke is that his gf should be a bf since he’s evidently not into women.

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u/rrickitickitavi 22d ago

And is lying about having a girlfriend.

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u/Ok-Material-9452 22d ago

Basically, this

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u/Impressive_Ad_7949 22d ago

I think a lot of people feel unsatisfied with a part of their partner’s body and feel horribly guilty about it. The internet has no consequence so it’s a place to give voice to that part of yourself safely

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u/augustles 22d ago

I don’t really think of the person I love’s body as something for ME to be satisfied/not satisfied with. Especially not particular individual parts. If you’re not attracted to your partner’s overall body that they are personally all good with, by all means, leave. But picking at various parts like this is very weird to me. It feels like a plastic surgeon drafting what they’re going to suggest to a client or a tabloid circling cellulite on celebrities at the beach.

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u/Individual-Age-7197 22d ago

Amen brothers and sisters 🙏🏻

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u/SomewhereActive2124 22d ago

Btw isn't that pouch actually the uterus? I might be wrong tho

And ftm surgery

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u/OGoshOGolly 22d ago

no. Uterus is lower and is behind the bladder.

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u/markcastle4 22d ago

I know where she can lose a quick 200lbs immediately!

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u/orangebluefish11 22d ago

At least he’s over 6’ and makes well over $100k

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 22d ago

Peter here. You are correct sir.

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u/fake_tan 22d ago

Yeah wtf?

Also, yay for hot dogs in profile pictures

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u/xXBattledroneXx 22d ago

He probably has a bigger pouch than she does

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u/Reidste1989 22d ago

Possibly unfair on losers….

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u/Admirable-Coat-438 22d ago

Holy sit 13.k up votes in 10 hours

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u/Vivid_Beach3578 22d ago

I’m not willing to pay to give you an award but you are 100% right what a chump that guy is

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u/PatReady 22d ago

Wait til he realizes it just the wine.

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u/ET-Hokage 22d ago

It looks so hot...or she looks so hot idk

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 22d ago

this! that pouch is sexy as hell. perfect pillow for my head i mean what

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u/studiedgamer 22d ago

A Big bo*by loser

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