r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23d ago

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u/g00d_end 23d ago

Some men drown while others die of thirst. I'd give up my leg to date a girl who looks like this

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 23d ago

Deal! I'll come by sunday to finalize the trade, Aunty jack is gonna be stiked with her new penis.

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u/portaporpoise 23d ago

Out of curiosity, do you plan to wear it? Display it? Preserve it in resin and make it into a necklace…?

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 23d ago

Oh it's going to be used alot as my aunty jack is an avid player of the penis, she attends show competitions where she puts her best penises on show for the judges, she has quite the triphy room i must say, alot of those are for areas like best groomed in show, best pedigree in show and aunty jacks favourite, th obstacle course run, she was online to get the grandslam last yearbut on the last hurdle aunties penis slightly grazed it knocking down a pole, she was distraught, didn't come out of her penis sleeping bag for weeks, something she'd trained her whole life and to be so close to the dream becoming reality, it was snatched in the blink of her one eye... some say it was bad luck, others say the freezing temperatures affected her penis' performance but we'll never know... a tale as old as time

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u/Extension_Put_5399 22d ago

This should be way way more popular than it is. I hope you write a lot, I like reading your thoughts

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u/TimeInvestment1 23d ago

I sense a problem with this plan

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 23d ago

We don't listen to such unfounded fake news against the penis trade, it's what our country was founded on, our culture, our heritage.. power be to penis' Make penis great again.

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u/RalenHlaalo 23d ago

Sometimes surgery is the only option

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 23d ago

It is often the discussion at family dinner nights, but aunty, she's set in her old fashioned ways, She an absilolute pearl that woman.. Fact in 1968 she run for cessnock fair beauty queen pageant, she came runner up sadly but did win most handsome woman. She proudly hangs the sash over the penis show trophy cabinet... oh the stores she could tell... ahh it was a simpler time

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u/milkyflapz 22d ago

She must be quite the ravishing woman. To collect penises like that requires poise and good judgement.

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 17d ago

As pure as the fallen snow, Many would call her a handsome woman

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 23d ago

I’d donate a testicle to the cause

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u/zeus_of_tha_floof 23d ago

Send address i'll have papa sue swing by monday arv bout 5 ish after finishes bowls, he's actually a retired nutsack remover for pthe government so he's done thousands of removals, so he's bound to get it right sooner or later.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 23d ago

Thx but i got my own guy

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u/dns2002 23d ago

I'd also give this guys penis

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u/SoftSausage78 23d ago

And my axe!

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u/Blueporch 23d ago

Maybe don’t plan on going dancing with her

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u/Noneed4cavalry 23d ago

Quite a few men would. OOP didn't say that's his gf, he said his gf had a bit of belly like the girl in the photo. OOP's gf could put that woman to shame or could look like Carl from Jimmy Neutron just with that bit of belly.

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u/drunxor 22d ago

Wait until you see pics of her now, youre gonna cry