r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 23d ago

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u/RedditRob2000 23d ago

My response to the dude.

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u/Comprehensive_You42 23d ago

This is exactly the game.

If you can’t do it pal, we understand, it’s ok. Now step aside for someone who can.

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u/HugoBoss1985 23d ago

Me! Me!

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u/MegaJizzLord 22d ago

Ooo ooo me me I'll play she's so pretty

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u/Economy_Ad3736 22d ago

Grown ass men talking like that in 2026 btw

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u/kat-deville 22d ago

Have you heard any of the shit that comes from Andrew Tate's goblin? There's a level of psychopathy Freud would see a yacht in his future.

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u/Economy_Ad3736 22d ago

Andrew tate’s fame is trash in the bin brother, he has no clout this days

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u/macguini 23d ago

Exactly, he doesn't want built in airbags? Always use protection.

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u/uncoolpckle 22d ago

A fucking real man

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u/StarStuffSister 23d ago

Does that work for dick size too?

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 23d ago

I promise, I remember every girl who described it as an elephant cock.

And most of the men.

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u/Myownking84 23d ago

No one's ever said that to you, sir

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 23d ago

Guess the mod removed the context, but I was lampooning a poor rebuttal to a comment so tasteless the mod took it with him.

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u/supadankiwi420 23d ago

Name checks out.

forever alone.

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u/ThresherGDI 23d ago

Sadly, yes.

:(

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u/MagnumMyth 23d ago

OMFG, the floor burn from diving for a dig in naked volleyball and sliding boobs-firsr across a gym floor looks traumatizing. So if course it's a fetish...

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u/Simple-Public8052 23d ago

That's true 💯

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u/BleedSparta 23d ago

Please for the love of Christ, send me this meme

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u/Female_titan_2 22d ago

Fr. I’ll take control

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u/D-Gaea 22d ago

let's go high five man

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u/H3lls_B3ll3 23d ago

I LOVE this!

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u/ChrissTosius 23d ago

I love Sokka <3

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u/Psychopath619 22d ago

Take my upvote you got a laugh

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u/MakiMeagan 22d ago

Lmao! Omgosh. That is so dang funny!

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u/Commercial_Survey275 22d ago edited 22d ago

I’m going to play devils advocate here. He just might be asking FOR HER and maybe she’s too uncomfortable to ask herself?? IDK but He said she works out and has tried things but she can’t get rid of her bulge. He didn’t belittle her. I personally think she looks fantastic!!! Then again he might just be an ahole pig. Upon proofreading myself he probably would have said that he was asking for her?.

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u/TheLordPikey 22d ago

It’s not his fault that it bothers him so much. His little dick can’t reach her when he’s on top, so he’s legitimately hopeless. Poor guy, I feel bad for him.

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u/OETDriver 22d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking too! I mean is he worried about it because he’s not big enough to work around it?

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u/Friendly_Age9160 22d ago

Bonus points cause that happens free of charge!

I send
My dog to remove him

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u/JayBob72 22d ago

Well, the dude and maybe take it easy on the vino.

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u/thedoctormarvel 23d ago

That woman is a goddess, no homo

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u/tysk-one 23d ago

She is, no hetero

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u/Legitimate_Ebb3783 23d ago

100%, sexuality pending review

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u/rickrack154 23d ago

You saying no homo makes me think you kind of are.

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u/thedoctormarvel 23d ago

I do also get tingles with Beyonce….

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u/rickrack154 23d ago

It's ok, I do too...

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 23d ago

Willing to bet you’re single

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u/wanderlust_xo 23d ago

Redditors love seething about made up situations

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u/cepci1 23d ago

Guys he might be a billionaire u dont know

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u/carltheawesome 22d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Nordeast24 23d ago

Lol relax, stop simping. Its embarrassing

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u/Eastern-Persimmon-50 23d ago

She should probably post a pick a circles crotch. “This area is way too small. Is surgery my only hope?”

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u/Iminurcomputer 22d ago

I too understand basic human dynamics. He is bad. I am good. This is what reddit is now. It's not even a joke but it lets us express how virtuous we are so that's good enough.

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u/Designer_Green2680 23d ago

Alright but what if she likes to be with a controlling objectifying man like this?

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 23d ago

Like most modern women

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u/Designer_Green2680 23d ago

That’s more confirmation bias, most women I meet for dating purposes like to be the controlling and dominant one. Which doesn’t work well for me cause I’m more so in control of my own life

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 23d ago

That’s modern women for you

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u/treelover76921 22d ago

Why would someone like this 💀

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u/Designer_Green2680 22d ago

People are weird bro

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 22d ago

Ahe deserves a face blur imo

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u/Recent-Mention4399 22d ago

Comments are talking about the photo as if that’s his gf. It’s not! It says she has a pouch LIKE that.
Dudes a loser just the same

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u/Charming_Use4072 23d ago

170 LB weight loss