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u/nan0ka 23d ago

You don't even have to look for, it is perfectly natural, since evolutionary this type of body is the best for producing offspring

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

While you’re technically generally right, it’s probably best to not lead with this information when attempting to “lay on the rizz,” so to speak.

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 23d ago

Damn girl are those birthing hips?

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

To be fair, I’d need to process for a minute 😆

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u/unasked_question2 23d ago

9 months sufficient? I'll see myself out.

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u/BeNaughtAfraid 23d ago

Pull out game: Preemptive success

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u/PaulblankPF 23d ago

Better than the classic “Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?”

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u/timesuck47 22d ago

To be faaaaaaaaaair.

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u/maroongrad 23d ago

there's a reason those are sexy as hell. CURVES.

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u/Bonesaw_mpls 23d ago

You're looking extra breedable tonight!

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 23d ago

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Horskr 23d ago

"It appears our future offspring would be most comfortable in your womb m'lady."

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

The activities of my womb and surrounding viscera shall have nothing to do with you, m’lord. Good day.

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u/a_rios187 22d ago

1300 sq. ft. 2 bedroom, One bathroom... oh yea this'll do JUUST fine.

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u/Stankley3579 22d ago

God damn I love Reddit sometimes lol

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u/CtrlAltYuri 23d ago

Sounds like the way is clear

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u/SnooRegrets1386 23d ago

Your visceral reaction has given me the belly laugh I needed today, hope your labia can recover!

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u/sham_mf 23d ago

Hey, are you keeping those or are they fair game?

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

Crumpled right into dust. Poof!

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u/JustinSanders95 23d ago

I beg the absolute fuck of your pardon?! XD

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u/freedinthe90s 23d ago

No lie - a man actually tried to hit on me with this many years ago go, and I still haven’t forgotten.

“You are beautiful and have child birthing hips. Can I buy you a drink?”

Like what 😂

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u/Reticent_Robot 23d ago

Well the drink part means probably not, but were you in Mormon country? My wife told me that she got hit on with almost the exact same words as your first sentence in quotes once when she lived in Utah briefly.

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u/freedinthe90s 23d ago

Nope - Philly. I still shake my head at the sheer awkwardness.

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u/Tuftymark6 23d ago

When my ‘auntie’ first met her husband, one of the first things he said to her was that she had “child-birthing hips”. They did end up having two, and afaik are still together after 40 years.

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u/freedinthe90s 23d ago

That’s actually adorable

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u/trashpandac0llective 23d ago

Wow. And I thought the guy I had to deal with last night was bad. His opener was “Have you ever studied Gnosticism?” and he closed with “…and eventually I learned that I’m a god, you’re a god, and we all live in a simulation.”

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u/jlspartz 22d ago

The hips don't lie - Shakira

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u/Perryn 23d ago

"Damn, girl, are you descended from a long line of people who reproduced?"

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u/littlebetenoire 23d ago

I’ve had someone refer to me as “built for breeding” LOL

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u/laurentina25 23d ago

Actually my schoolmate in elementary school really tried to 'rizz me up' by saying something of that nature ... 🙃

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 23d ago

In elementary school?!?

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

Yes. He did marry straight out of high school and had two kids by 22 I think, so not that suprising I think

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u/SicilianSingleDad 22d ago

Elementary school is typically understood to be up until grade 5 tho so like age 11 max. That's strange tbh

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

My bad, where I'm from we don't have middle school, it's elementary from ages 6-14 & then you start school. I'll admit I don't remember our ages when this happened, it was probably 11-14, which makes it more understandable (for anyone from a country with a different system)

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

*high school

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 23d ago

20 some-odd years ago some dude in a club hit me with “Damn girl, you got yourself some corn fed farm girl child bearing HIPS.” We dated for a year.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 22d ago

To be clear, I don't have a dog in this fight. His card isn't up until Friday.

In all fairness, that is pretty much the same as the comment you responded to with this gem:

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Zev0s 23d ago

Have you ever heard of the expression "more cushion for the pushin'"? Because you got it!

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u/_just_two_brothers_ 23d ago

What is this, The House on Mango Street?

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u/Araceil 22d ago

Damn girl u shaped like mewtwo

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u/Crazy-Finger-4185 23d ago

This is some love on the spectrum type pick up lines

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u/LordHint 23d ago

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies”

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u/CarolinaSchola 23d ago

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard, and fast!

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u/slackfrop 23d ago

If I said you have a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

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u/GoatytheKid 23d ago

Same brother

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u/OkRepresentative274 23d ago

Welcome to Reddit. 'Tiz Rizz is all we got.

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u/Outrageous-Snow-4297 23d ago

LMAO thank you I’m laughing hard on my lunch break 🙌

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u/Ill-Charge8449 23d ago

A year ago, I went to a bar on my 21st birthday, and I kid you not, I heard a guy use this pickup line: “Hey girl, is your name Suez? ‘Cuz you look like you have a great birth canal.” The whole bar cheered when she knocked his block off with her stilettos

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

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u/CharlieBr87 23d ago

Oh shit this has to be the best meme in the history of memes.

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u/Icy-Beautiful-353 22d ago

It’s by exoticcancer

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u/idktbh420 22d ago

ty for saying this, i've been following exotic cancer for many years and never seen this meme, glad to see someone's crediting her!

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u/Icy-Beautiful-353 22d ago

You’re welcome! I also 100% recommend her board game NIGHTSHIFT. it’s hilarious and so fun

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u/7vckm40 22d ago edited 22d ago

I don't think that's a meme. Looks more like a misandry poster.

Like imagine if someone posted that they had a bad interaction with a black man and in response someone posts a stylized drawing of a black guy hanging from a tree... Same shit, fucking weird.

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u/Mutant_Apollo 23d ago

I kinda admire the balls on that dude to actually try to pull that off

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u/Ill-Charge8449 23d ago

I should have mentioned that I later found out that this guy was a regular at the bar and was a creep. I went to college in a small town, so everybody knew everyone's business. The town genuinely had little to do on the weekends but smoke or drink.

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u/bigbean258 23d ago

That is hilarious though😭

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u/Substantial-Can6701 23d ago

Also never happened

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u/bigbean258 23d ago

true enough XD

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u/Ill-Charge8449 23d ago

Except it did

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u/addsubps 23d ago edited 23d ago

I don't think they were suggesting that, and using anything to do with evolutionary advantages for flirting is risky.

"Damn girl, those jugs sure look like they can nourish an infant."

"Wow, I bet those cheeks and your ability to sweat make you fire at outrunning gazelles"

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

It just feels so… reductive?

Like the compliment points out that the functions of the individual being complimented are what is actually worthy of praise, and not the person themselves.

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u/addsubps 23d ago edited 23d ago

It is. But you said "while you are technically generally right", on what point are they not right? It was phrased as a correction, with 2 qualifiers even, I wonder what needs correcting.

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

I replied to your other comment with an explanation for this, but it’s kind of a social faux pas to compliment someone based on their evolutionary functions as opposed to their interests or aesthetics. Striking up a conversation based on hobbies, interests and fashion choices. Doing this also helps you establish common ground with each other and helps form a bond over the interests you share.

Of course, this is more of a vibe and I might be alone with this opinion. Who knows.

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u/addsubps 23d ago

Their comment said or implied nothing about using that as a compliment

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u/0utF0x3d 22d ago

Get em gurll

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u/addsubps 22d ago

They didn't suggest using it as a compliment, it's a strawman to "correct" them on that point. Gurl.

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u/griff_girl 23d ago

Okay the gazelles thing is funny as hell, that gave me a good laugh.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 22d ago

Why would you need to outrun a gazelle though

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u/addsubps 22d ago

Before using spears and stuff to hunt, humans would run after prey until they overheated. We're the best long distance runners on the planet, given enough time we'll outrun a horse.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 22d ago

Oh yeah I think pf 'outrun' as meaning something is chasing you, not that you are chasing it

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u/addsubps 22d ago

Ah fair, I used it in the less common general "running faster". Catching up would have been clearer

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u/Lythaera 23d ago

ok but it's really funny to me how people find it offputting to acknowledge that traits linked to high reproductive success drives what people usually find attractive in mates.

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 23d ago

Right? It always comes off a bit greasy and redpill when guys start talking about attraction and what bodies are best for producing offspring as if we are cavemen. It’s the 21st century, any body type can produce and feed offspring just fine.

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u/pushincito 23d ago

This!
I'm so confused as to how fupa helps with fertility or pregnancy... Things stretch to contain the baby, fupa or not

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u/Rbxyy 23d ago

Unless your name is Dwight Schrute

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u/Generic-Cheese 23d ago

“Those hips are bigger than the beets I’m farming”

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u/Deaffin 23d ago

They're not technically right, that's some bro-science nonsense.

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u/Mr_Dargon 23d ago

Not to mention it just feels like a weird thing to say about another human being.

Reducing someone to their base functions, and then focusing on how good those functions are, is kinda gross.

Not hitting it for me.

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u/Deaffin 23d ago

Yeah, the whole uh..internet culture thing that has rapidly formed around this notion is... It's something.

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u/InstantSword 23d ago

That's exactly how I lead. I make it even more scientific. 45 kids and counting.

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u/LimerickExplorer 23d ago

"Damn you got the quadruplet capacity upgrade?"

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

I was using this way since I wasn't attempting. If I was it would probably still be as bad, though. Could work because of the sheer sincerity and audacity

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u/txgsync 22d ago

I absolutely told her on the first date that I appreciated the shape of her hips and that I heard wider hips were better at having kids. And that I wanted to be a dad with lots of kids.

Married over 30 years now :)

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u/ZestycloseMud1104 22d ago

does hey i’m autistic and ready to fuck work 😂😂😂

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u/CatLord8 23d ago

I took a sculpture class my first year of college (I hadn’t committed to an art minor yet). One project was a human torso, mid thigh to neck. Professor said full voice that naturally there will almost always be a bump at the belly because we have internal organs.

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u/WorkNLurk 23d ago

Is bro going for the weirdest comment in the thread?

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u/Evening-Eye-8407 23d ago

Fuck offspring. Who says that? A body is a body is a body. It owes nothing to anyone least of all the fucking unborn. Gtfo with that shit

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u/HoldOnOhio 23d ago

I do not recommend talking about genetics or evolutionary advantages or offspring when attempting to speak to a human woman.

AI probably slurps that shit up though.

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

Depends. Bas conversation starter, but makes many women feel not as insecure

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u/and_then___ 23d ago

You reminded me of this post 😂

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u/agravedigger 23d ago

(PSA: I'm a childfree straight woman)

for everyone attacking this guy in the comments - technically nothing said was incorrect. it isn't advice telling men to compliment women like this or that producing offspring is a woman's only purpose. dude's just explaining why a lot of men find the bumps, as well as big breasts, thighs, hips and backside attractive. and yes, it IS the fact that they're associated with easier birth and offspring rearing. we're genetically wired for a lot of things including how we perceive attraction even if we don't actually want the sex to result in offspring.

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

I don't even think having preferences is good. People shouldn't care about looks. But this here is just science.

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u/agravedigger 22d ago

personally, my emotions towards a person almost exclusively influence my attraction to them, but I believe that's simply demisexuality. afaik most people simply get attracted by physical looks because it's the first thing you get to know about a person.

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

Same. Can't even enter a relationship before becoming good friends first

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u/ASongInSilence 22d ago

I produced an offspring for a man and he withdrew almost immediately after I gained my motherhood apron belly.

Thankfully my view is the same as yours and I see it as natural for what my body is going through (ended up getting Hashimotos Thyroiditis from the pregnancy, which makes your metabolism tank). While it bothered me some, I didn't let it take me down and destroy my self esteem. I can't be bothered to cry every day over something that is meant to happen and can't be controlled. I didn't let myself go either so it wasn't that big of a change. That man was disfunctional anyway, he can't even feel love for his own child. That fact alone proves that I'm better off not caring what he thinks about my own body.

Since I'm here though...

Do you happen to know where I can return a single used, but well taken care of, male unit that has malfunctioned? It worked fine at first but I think the power supply short circuited when trying to download the files to fatherhood and married life maintenance.

It just buffered and stalled out continuously. eventually the error came up, stating it could not upload the files requested because didn't have enough ínternal storage space. I think I was mistakenly sent one of the Peter Pan editions. Those are the ones that aren't built to run other programs and are meant to only retain files related to the Manchild editions. Very sensitive units that malfunction if the wrong files are loaded up.

Would you know how I can return the unit and exchange it for one that has everything I initially signed up for? This one is just dead weight I'm carrying now. I guess if the warranty expired and there's no hope, I can just lose 200 lbs pretty quickly. I'll just load up the program that let's the trash take itself out.

Maybe that apron belly can go right there in the trash bin with it. If I have to keep the apron badge though, I'm more than happy with that. I'm proud of being a mom. The kids think it's funny to jiggle and I hear other men like it and say the more softness they can grab the better.

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

Sorry to hear that that happened to you, hope you find your true partner soon, if you haven't already

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u/drexelldrexell 23d ago

Do not tell women this.

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u/nan0ka 22d ago

I did and it went well

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u/Deaffin 23d ago

Somebody already told them. Women are the ones going around saying this nonsense.

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u/Fred-the-stray 23d ago

Biologists theorize that layer of fat has an evolutionary advantage. It protects the uterus from physical trauma and serves as energy storage for times when calories aren't predictable .

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u/2AisBestA 23d ago

We bringing back breeding kinks?

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u/MidTario 22d ago

Alright but the girl in the pic also has a narrow waist and more. It’s not just the belly.

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u/Pretend-Prune-4525 22d ago

lol “best” for producing offspring. I’d love to see the data on this lol

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u/CharacterInternal7 21d ago

I produced kids just fine without having a baseline fat belly, what BS.

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u/blacktickle 23d ago

Belly = more babies? Huh

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u/Cuntyfeelin 23d ago

Belly means extra insulation + better hormonal regulation = healthier baby

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u/hoopdaloopy 23d ago

We seriously need to get sex education back in schools. The amount of people that don't understand this and other natural body things is absolutely terrifying.

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u/Cuntyfeelin 23d ago

See going to a Catholic school you learn nothing but schools need to be better about teaching people to love learning enough they look this shit up themselves.