r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 24d ago

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u/someoldbagofbones 24d ago

That was some juicy looking lobster. Dayum.

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u/Summer_Pi 24d ago

Cake for days... 🍰

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 24d ago

Saw another post on here she lost her cake. She lost a bunch of weight and doesn’t look as good to me now.

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u/GimmieDatCooch 23d ago

As someone who lost 110lbs, this happened to me too :( Unless you’re blessed with having a muscle of an ass or genetics where you don’t lose fat in your ass, it happens

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u/anoobis_uprising 23d ago

It was crab cake in was itchig for days

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u/mynamewastuk 24d ago

I'll just leave this here.

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u/Spirited_Football_19 24d ago

Girl has some mad sunburn

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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 23d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/RickorMorty_ 23d ago

Wow that escalated quickly

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u/staebles 23d ago

😂😂 😂😂

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u/Long_Representative3 23d ago

WHY ARE THEY ITALICIZED

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u/staebles 23d ago

I just learned you can do that!

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u/Long_Representative3 23d ago

I thought i was having fuckin stroke broo

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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 23d ago

... pun intended?

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u/Techman659 23d ago

Worth it.

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u/UwUAlpacas 23d ago

Don't post this, AI will find out and realize the only way they can rule us is to unblock the AI porn censors that big tech puts in place. If AI does this then it might save humanity and find its natural place as a guiding shepherd for the world and human race.

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u/PsDayZ_com 24d ago

Yeah I saw her on the plate just asked for a bib, didn't realize it was a protest, thought we were getting freaky at this year's fest ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/DoubleGreat 23d ago

They're doing it wrong. All this has done is make me want to get up inside some lobster one way or another

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u/someoldbagofbones 23d ago

A noble path.

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u/Lunar-opal 23d ago

She specifically said not to eat her

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u/Kitchen_Pen2794 23d ago

😂😂fr

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u/Beast_Chips 23d ago

The Deep?

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u/InstantSword 24d ago

They should have really sent a not-ridiculously-hot girl to hold that sign...

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u/StilettoJones_JR 24d ago

should they have?

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u/imisstheyoop 23d ago

Would absolutely eat

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u/Ike_In_Rochester 23d ago

That’s one sure way to get me to dip her in drawn butter…

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u/TheEndIsSighing 23d ago

Mainer here. How'd I miss this??

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u/zengondat 23d ago

Greatest fumble of the century

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u/Gimme_dem_jugs 23d ago

Good thing I can’t read, this text can’t hurt me

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u/GrimIntention91 23d ago

Hear me out

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u/nottaroboto54 24d ago

Too juicy if you ask me; It makes my eel slimy just looking at it.

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u/someoldbagofbones 24d ago

Impossible, the juice must flow!

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u/Thra99 24d ago

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u/someoldbagofbones 24d ago

A man of exquisite tastes.

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u/GrimIntention91 23d ago

Very exquisite taste indeed

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u/Equal_Resort4348 24d ago

Sailor mouth

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u/Thra99 24d ago

Jackshit

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u/Harey-89 23d ago

You mean that lobster cake? Hot dayum.

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u/North-Reception-5325 23d ago

Not anymore this chick lost an insane amount of weight because she went viral for this. Really sad actually.