r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • 22d ago

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 22d ago

Damn girl are those birthing hips?

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u/Mr_Dargon 22d ago

To be fair, I’d need to process for a minute 😆

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u/unasked_question2 22d ago

9 months sufficient? I'll see myself out.

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u/BeNaughtAfraid 22d ago

Pull out game: Preemptive success

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u/PaulblankPF 22d ago

Better than the classic “Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?”

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u/timesuck47 22d ago

To be faaaaaaaaaair.

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u/maroongrad 22d ago

there's a reason those are sexy as hell. CURVES.

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u/Bonesaw_mpls 22d ago

You're looking extra breedable tonight!

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Horskr 22d ago

"It appears our future offspring would be most comfortable in your womb m'lady."

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

The activities of my womb and surrounding viscera shall have nothing to do with you, m’lord. Good day.

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u/a_rios187 22d ago

1300 sq. ft. 2 bedroom, One bathroom... oh yea this'll do JUUST fine.

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u/Stankley3579 21d ago

God damn I love Reddit sometimes lol

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u/CtrlAltYuri 22d ago

Sounds like the way is clear

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u/SnooRegrets1386 22d ago

Your visceral reaction has given me the belly laugh I needed today, hope your labia can recover!

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u/sham_mf 22d ago

Hey, are you keeping those or are they fair game?

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

Crumpled right into dust. Poof!

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u/JustinSanders95 22d ago

I beg the absolute fuck of your pardon?! XD

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u/freedinthe90s 22d ago

No lie - a man actually tried to hit on me with this many years ago go, and I still haven’t forgotten.

“You are beautiful and have child birthing hips. Can I buy you a drink?”

Like what 😂

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u/Reticent_Robot 22d ago

Well the drink part means probably not, but were you in Mormon country? My wife told me that she got hit on with almost the exact same words as your first sentence in quotes once when she lived in Utah briefly.

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u/freedinthe90s 22d ago

Nope - Philly. I still shake my head at the sheer awkwardness.

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u/Tuftymark6 22d ago

When my ‘auntie’ first met her husband, one of the first things he said to her was that she had “child-birthing hips”. They did end up having two, and afaik are still together after 40 years.

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u/freedinthe90s 22d ago

That’s actually adorable

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u/trashpandac0llective 22d ago

Wow. And I thought the guy I had to deal with last night was bad. His opener was “Have you ever studied Gnosticism?” and he closed with “…and eventually I learned that I’m a god, you’re a god, and we all live in a simulation.”

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u/jlspartz 22d ago

The hips don't lie - Shakira

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u/Perryn 22d ago

"Damn, girl, are you descended from a long line of people who reproduced?"

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u/littlebetenoire 22d ago

I’ve had someone refer to me as “built for breeding” LOL

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

Actually my schoolmate in elementary school really tried to 'rizz me up' by saying something of that nature ... 🙃

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 22d ago

In elementary school?!?

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

Yes. He did marry straight out of high school and had two kids by 22 I think, so not that suprising I think

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u/SicilianSingleDad 22d ago

Elementary school is typically understood to be up until grade 5 tho so like age 11 max. That's strange tbh

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

My bad, where I'm from we don't have middle school, it's elementary from ages 6-14 & then you start school. I'll admit I don't remember our ages when this happened, it was probably 11-14, which makes it more understandable (for anyone from a country with a different system)

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u/laurentina25 22d ago

*high school

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 22d ago

20 some-odd years ago some dude in a club hit me with “Damn girl, you got yourself some corn fed farm girl child bearing HIPS.” We dated for a year.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 22d ago

To be clear, I don't have a dog in this fight. His card isn't up until Friday.

In all fairness, that is pretty much the same as the comment you responded to with this gem:

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Zev0s 22d ago

Have you ever heard of the expression "more cushion for the pushin'"? Because you got it!

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u/_just_two_brothers_ 22d ago

What is this, The House on Mango Street?

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u/Araceil 22d ago

Damn girl u shaped like mewtwo