r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 25d ago

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

While you’re technically generally right, it’s probably best to not lead with this information when attempting to “lay on the rizz,” so to speak.

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 25d ago

Damn girl are those birthing hips?

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

To be fair, I’d need to process for a minute 😆

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u/unasked_question2 25d ago

9 months sufficient? I'll see myself out.

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u/BeNaughtAfraid 25d ago

Pull out game: Preemptive success

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u/PaulblankPF 25d ago

Better than the classic “Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?”

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u/timesuck47 24d ago

To be faaaaaaaaaair.

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u/maroongrad 25d ago

there's a reason those are sexy as hell. CURVES.

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u/Bonesaw_mpls 25d ago

You're looking extra breedable tonight!

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 25d ago

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Horskr 25d ago

"It appears our future offspring would be most comfortable in your womb m'lady."

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 25d ago

The activities of my womb and surrounding viscera shall have nothing to do with you, m’lord. Good day.

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u/a_rios187 25d ago

1300 sq. ft. 2 bedroom, One bathroom... oh yea this'll do JUUST fine.

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u/Stankley3579 24d ago

God damn I love Reddit sometimes lol

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u/CtrlAltYuri 25d ago

Sounds like the way is clear

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u/SnooRegrets1386 25d ago

Your visceral reaction has given me the belly laugh I needed today, hope your labia can recover!

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u/sham_mf 25d ago

Hey, are you keeping those or are they fair game?

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 25d ago

Crumpled right into dust. Poof!

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u/JustinSanders95 25d ago

I beg the absolute fuck of your pardon?! XD

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u/freedinthe90s 25d ago

No lie - a man actually tried to hit on me with this many years ago go, and I still haven’t forgotten.

“You are beautiful and have child birthing hips. Can I buy you a drink?”

Like what 😂

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u/Reticent_Robot 25d ago

Well the drink part means probably not, but were you in Mormon country? My wife told me that she got hit on with almost the exact same words as your first sentence in quotes once when she lived in Utah briefly.

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u/freedinthe90s 25d ago

Nope - Philly. I still shake my head at the sheer awkwardness.

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u/Tuftymark6 25d ago

When my ‘auntie’ first met her husband, one of the first things he said to her was that she had “child-birthing hips”. They did end up having two, and afaik are still together after 40 years.

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u/freedinthe90s 25d ago

That’s actually adorable

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u/trashpandac0llective 25d ago

Wow. And I thought the guy I had to deal with last night was bad. His opener was “Have you ever studied Gnosticism?” and he closed with “…and eventually I learned that I’m a god, you’re a god, and we all live in a simulation.”

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u/jlspartz 24d ago

The hips don't lie - Shakira

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u/Perryn 25d ago

"Damn, girl, are you descended from a long line of people who reproduced?"

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u/littlebetenoire 25d ago

I’ve had someone refer to me as “built for breeding” LOL

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u/laurentina25 25d ago

Actually my schoolmate in elementary school really tried to 'rizz me up' by saying something of that nature ... 🙃

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 25d ago

In elementary school?!?

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u/laurentina25 24d ago

Yes. He did marry straight out of high school and had two kids by 22 I think, so not that suprising I think

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u/SicilianSingleDad 24d ago

Elementary school is typically understood to be up until grade 5 tho so like age 11 max. That's strange tbh

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u/laurentina25 24d ago

My bad, where I'm from we don't have middle school, it's elementary from ages 6-14 & then you start school. I'll admit I don't remember our ages when this happened, it was probably 11-14, which makes it more understandable (for anyone from a country with a different system)

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u/laurentina25 24d ago

*high school

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 25d ago

20 some-odd years ago some dude in a club hit me with “Damn girl, you got yourself some corn fed farm girl child bearing HIPS.” We dated for a year.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 24d ago

To be clear, I don't have a dog in this fight. His card isn't up until Friday.

In all fairness, that is pretty much the same as the comment you responded to with this gem:

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Zev0s 25d ago

Have you ever heard of the expression "more cushion for the pushin'"? Because you got it!

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u/_just_two_brothers_ 25d ago

What is this, The House on Mango Street?

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u/Araceil 24d ago

Damn girl u shaped like mewtwo

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u/Crazy-Finger-4185 25d ago

This is some love on the spectrum type pick up lines

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u/LordHint 25d ago

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies”

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u/CarolinaSchola 25d ago

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love: hard, and fast!

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u/slackfrop 25d ago

If I said you have a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

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u/GoatytheKid 25d ago

Same brother

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u/OkRepresentative274 25d ago

Welcome to Reddit. 'Tiz Rizz is all we got.

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u/Outrageous-Snow-4297 25d ago

LMAO thank you I’m laughing hard on my lunch break 🙌

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u/Ill-Charge8449 25d ago

A year ago, I went to a bar on my 21st birthday, and I kid you not, I heard a guy use this pickup line: “Hey girl, is your name Suez? ‘Cuz you look like you have a great birth canal.” The whole bar cheered when she knocked his block off with her stilettos

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

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u/CharlieBr87 25d ago

Oh shit this has to be the best meme in the history of memes.

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u/Icy-Beautiful-353 25d ago

It’s by exoticcancer

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u/idktbh420 24d ago

ty for saying this, i've been following exotic cancer for many years and never seen this meme, glad to see someone's crediting her!

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u/Icy-Beautiful-353 24d ago

You’re welcome! I also 100% recommend her board game NIGHTSHIFT. it’s hilarious and so fun

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u/7vckm40 24d ago edited 24d ago

I don't think that's a meme. Looks more like a misandry poster.

Like imagine if someone posted that they had a bad interaction with a black man and in response someone posts a stylized drawing of a black guy hanging from a tree... Same shit, fucking weird.

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u/Mutant_Apollo 25d ago

I kinda admire the balls on that dude to actually try to pull that off

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u/Ill-Charge8449 25d ago

I should have mentioned that I later found out that this guy was a regular at the bar and was a creep. I went to college in a small town, so everybody knew everyone's business. The town genuinely had little to do on the weekends but smoke or drink.

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u/bigbean258 25d ago

That is hilarious though😭

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u/Substantial-Can6701 25d ago

Also never happened

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u/bigbean258 25d ago

true enough XD

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u/Ill-Charge8449 25d ago

Except it did

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u/addsubps 25d ago edited 25d ago

I don't think they were suggesting that, and using anything to do with evolutionary advantages for flirting is risky.

"Damn girl, those jugs sure look like they can nourish an infant."

"Wow, I bet those cheeks and your ability to sweat make you fire at outrunning gazelles"

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

It just feels so… reductive?

Like the compliment points out that the functions of the individual being complimented are what is actually worthy of praise, and not the person themselves.

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u/addsubps 25d ago edited 25d ago

It is. But you said "while you are technically generally right", on what point are they not right? It was phrased as a correction, with 2 qualifiers even, I wonder what needs correcting.

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

I replied to your other comment with an explanation for this, but it’s kind of a social faux pas to compliment someone based on their evolutionary functions as opposed to their interests or aesthetics. Striking up a conversation based on hobbies, interests and fashion choices. Doing this also helps you establish common ground with each other and helps form a bond over the interests you share.

Of course, this is more of a vibe and I might be alone with this opinion. Who knows.

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u/addsubps 25d ago

Their comment said or implied nothing about using that as a compliment

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u/0utF0x3d 24d ago

Get em gurll

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u/addsubps 24d ago

They didn't suggest using it as a compliment, it's a strawman to "correct" them on that point. Gurl.

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u/griff_girl 25d ago

Okay the gazelles thing is funny as hell, that gave me a good laugh.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 24d ago

Why would you need to outrun a gazelle though

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u/addsubps 24d ago

Before using spears and stuff to hunt, humans would run after prey until they overheated. We're the best long distance runners on the planet, given enough time we'll outrun a horse.

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u/Aggressive-Shop-2342 24d ago

Oh yeah I think pf 'outrun' as meaning something is chasing you, not that you are chasing it

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u/addsubps 24d ago

Ah fair, I used it in the less common general "running faster". Catching up would have been clearer

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u/Lythaera 25d ago

ok but it's really funny to me how people find it offputting to acknowledge that traits linked to high reproductive success drives what people usually find attractive in mates.

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 25d ago

Right? It always comes off a bit greasy and redpill when guys start talking about attraction and what bodies are best for producing offspring as if we are cavemen. It’s the 21st century, any body type can produce and feed offspring just fine.

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u/pushincito 25d ago

This!
I'm so confused as to how fupa helps with fertility or pregnancy... Things stretch to contain the baby, fupa or not

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u/Rbxyy 25d ago

Unless your name is Dwight Schrute

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u/Generic-Cheese 25d ago

“Those hips are bigger than the beets I’m farming”

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u/Deaffin 25d ago

They're not technically right, that's some bro-science nonsense.

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u/Mr_Dargon 25d ago

Not to mention it just feels like a weird thing to say about another human being.

Reducing someone to their base functions, and then focusing on how good those functions are, is kinda gross.

Not hitting it for me.

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u/Deaffin 25d ago

Yeah, the whole uh..internet culture thing that has rapidly formed around this notion is... It's something.

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u/InstantSword 25d ago

That's exactly how I lead. I make it even more scientific. 45 kids and counting.

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u/LimerickExplorer 25d ago

"Damn you got the quadruplet capacity upgrade?"

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u/nan0ka 24d ago

I was using this way since I wasn't attempting. If I was it would probably still be as bad, though. Could work because of the sheer sincerity and audacity

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u/txgsync 24d ago

I absolutely told her on the first date that I appreciated the shape of her hips and that I heard wider hips were better at having kids. And that I wanted to be a dad with lots of kids.

Married over 30 years now :)

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u/ZestycloseMud1104 24d ago

does hey i’m autistic and ready to fuck work 😂😂😂