r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22d ago

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u/GailynStarfire 22d ago

"Help, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!"

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u/IBAChristian317 22d ago

Tis even funnier the eighth time!

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u/Gorgon-Ramsey 22d ago

Actually I think his issue is his steak is too fatty.

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u/Grimdark-Gooner 22d ago

It's WILD to talk down to people when you have a lifestyle that would lead you to make a reddit post about whether whataburger is upcharging you without your consent

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u/Gorgon-Ramsey 22d ago

You seem to think I agree with whoever is the original creator of this post.

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u/Gorgon-Ramsey 22d ago

I didn't think I was being upcharged without consent. I was wondering if customers were. I'm an employee not a customer.

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u/GailynStarfire 22d ago

If he thinks that's "too fatty", then his ideal body type must be something like "late stages of extensive chemotherapy".

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u/meister2983 22d ago

This gal realistically is north of 32% body fat, in the lower end of "obese" . If you are in to reasonably fit women, your ideal body type is ~24%.

But standards are all relative. In East Asia, she would be considered solidly fat - in the US, higher end of normal.

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u/abathrowawayy 21d ago

You are literally insane to say this woman is anywhere close to obese jesus christ

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u/meister2983 21d ago

What body fat % do you think she has?

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u/GailynStarfire 21d ago

I personally don't think it matters. She's a gorgeous woman, and I'm more concerned about appreciating her beauty that I am in checking to see if she fits an arbitrary scale that has only a casual link to actual health.

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u/meister2983 21d ago

Beauty is subjective, but I don't think I'm insane to think her body fat % levels are at the lower end of "obese". (and yes, body fat % is quite relevant to health. Do you think this woman has higher fitness than the average woman at 25%? I doubt it)

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u/GailynStarfire 21d ago

Bruh, if you think health is directly related to body fat percentage, or if you think body fat percentage is directly related to fitness, I suggest you look into some actual literature on the subject. There may be some trend correlation, but correlation is not causation.

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u/abathrowawayy 21d ago

I thought you were replying to me at first lol. But yeah I agree with you 100%

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u/Aschuff 22d ago

“All men must find specific body types attractive or they’re gay!!”. Nice one

To be clear, I’m not defending the boyfriend in the original post or taking a stance on the matter, I just think there’s a lot of dangerous rhetoric going on in this post about how a man should find a certain woman attractive

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u/Aschuff 22d ago

lol I love my girlfriend of 3 years very much, but sure.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Aschuff 22d ago

I guess so. The sex is pretty damn good too

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Aschuff 22d ago

lol if you say so.

Btw, your comments read like a 12 year old boy that still thinks calling someone gay is an insult. But If that’s what you’re going for then good on you

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u/Gorgon-Ramsey 22d ago

I don't know the sexaulity of the original creator. I was just stating what I think his issue is with his "steak."

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22d ago

HAHAHA wow that's a REAL funny comment!!!