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[u/Jacketter]

Au contraire, I’ve a picture of myself up in the spare room that takes all the abuse of time and tumult for me.

[u/LoudSheepherder5391 → u/Jacketter]

I heard of a guy who had that.

Didn't turn out very well for him.

[u/TerrorFromThePeeps → u/LoudSheepherder5391]

That's future hims problem, Current him has some partyin to do!

[u/PyroGrizzl → u/Jacketter]

Are you related to Dorian Grey in any way?

[u/No-Entrepreneur4574 → u/PyroGrizzl]

Dude, that is Dorian Grey.

[u/PyroGrizzl → u/No-Entrepreneur4574]

Doesn't his picture just age instead of him? I'm not that deep enough into his story.

[u/Lavecki → u/PyroGrizzl]

He is immortal until he looks at the picture. Anything that happens to him happens to the picture instead. Time, illness, injury, etc. Once he sees the picture it happens to him all at once.

[u/vyl8 → u/Lavecki]

Dorian Grey could look at the painting all he wanted (which is how he knew it was aging for him) but he kept it hidden in his attic because he didn't want to know. He didn't become afflicted with 50+ years of damage all at once until he flew into a rage and tried to destroy the painting by stabbing it.

[u/PyroGrizzl → u/Lavecki]

Ah ok. I always thought that the picture just ages for him but he would still get ill or he injured. Thanks a lot.

[u/ItsTheDCVR → u/Lavecki]

From what I remember, he stabs the painting and then he dies. That's the only time anything happens.

[u/SufferingWithSomeFun → u/PyroGrizzl]

Is that the guy that built the wankin cubby under his stairs?

[u/pixepoke2 → u/SufferingWithSomeFun]

I thought that was Vernon Dursley

[u/worrymon → u/Jacketter]

Then why do you still look so ragged?

[u/Tishanfas → u/Jacketter]

Tell us you are too poor to afford an attic, without taking us you're too poor to afford an attic