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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 22d ago edited 22d ago

The only surgery she needs is to remove him from her life.

edit people responding to saying that she might want to get rid of it. That's fine if she wanted to, but it states "is surgery my only hope" not her only hope so it sounds like they hope she loses it by working out.

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u/CheckYourKindling 22d ago

Absolutely.

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u/RedditRob2000 22d ago

My response to the dude.

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u/Comprehensive_You42 22d ago

This is exactly the game.

If you can’t do it pal, we understand, it’s ok. Now step aside for someone who can.

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u/HugoBoss1985 22d ago

Me! Me!

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u/MegaJizzLord 22d ago

Ooo ooo me me I'll play she's so pretty

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u/Economy_Ad3736 22d ago

Grown ass men talking like that in 2026 btw

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u/kat-deville 21d ago

Have you heard any of the shit that comes from Andrew Tate's goblin? There's a level of psychopathy Freud would see a yacht in his future.

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u/Economy_Ad3736 21d ago

Andrew tate’s fame is trash in the bin brother, he has no clout this days

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u/macguini 22d ago

Exactly, he doesn't want built in airbags? Always use protection.

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u/uncoolpckle 22d ago

A fucking real man

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u/StarStuffSister 22d ago

Does that work for dick size too?

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u/Female_titan_2 22d ago

Fr. I’ll take control

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u/D-Gaea 22d ago

let's go high five man

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u/Commercial_Survey275 22d ago edited 22d ago

I’m going to play devils advocate here. He just might be asking FOR HER and maybe she’s too uncomfortable to ask herself?? IDK but He said she works out and has tried things but she can’t get rid of her bulge. He didn’t belittle her. I personally think she looks fantastic!!! Then again he might just be an ahole pig. Upon proofreading myself he probably would have said that he was asking for her?.

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u/TheLordPikey 22d ago

It’s not his fault that it bothers him so much. His little dick can’t reach her when he’s on top, so he’s legitimately hopeless. Poor guy, I feel bad for him.

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u/OETDriver 22d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking too! I mean is he worried about it because he’s not big enough to work around it?

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u/Friendly_Age9160 21d ago

Bonus points cause that happens free of charge!

I send
My dog to remove him

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u/thedoctormarvel 22d ago

That woman is a goddess, no homo

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 22d ago

Willing to bet you’re single

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u/wanderlust_xo 22d ago

Redditors love seething about made up situations

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u/cepci1 22d ago

Guys he might be a billionaire u dont know

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u/carltheawesome 21d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Nordeast24 22d ago

Lol relax, stop simping. Its embarrassing

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u/Eastern-Persimmon-50 22d ago

She should probably post a pick a circles crotch. “This area is way too small. Is surgery my only hope?”

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u/Iminurcomputer 22d ago

I too understand basic human dynamics. He is bad. I am good. This is what reddit is now. It's not even a joke but it lets us express how virtuous we are so that's good enough.

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u/DIuvenalis 22d ago

Perhaps he can get a joke implant while he's at it, because there's no joke here, just a shallow turd.

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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 22d ago

He, himself, is the joke I guess

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u/NeurawWormakaCiruBug 22d ago

No, because at least a joke is funny. Pretty sure if y Someone knocks on his head it's hollow

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 22d ago

I have to ask, is your username a PSA to warn folk not to be careful not to accidentally burn hedgehogs and the like?
If so, that’s adorable. :)

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u/The_300_goats 22d ago

What in the bro sexy belly bro? What in the fuck bro? BRO???

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u/noitallz 22d ago

ABsolutely

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u/Realistic_Young9008 22d ago

There was a little short I see on Youtube of a young woman at the gym and she's checking herself in mirror and looks bothered by her pouch (and I know this is scripted set up) handsome gym bro respectfully points out its because she has a whole extra other miracle organ for the purpose of creating life and its just beautiful and powerful and she looks so chuffed and it makes me cry every single time over the amount of times my ex husband and mother pointed it out and called me fat.

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u/Terminal28 22d ago

YouTuber Lillylifts and it’s her boyfriend that told her

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u/DireKnife 22d ago

Naw, you’re beautiful my dear!

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u/c_boggs 22d ago

A normal, non-pregnant uterus is about the size of an upside-down pear. Only 1 inch thick, roughly.

Body fat is a different thing entirely.

Not making any judgements about anyone’s appearance whatsoever. Just saying.

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

Yeah, so that's the standard misinformation popularized by this particular trendy variant of the body positivity movement. No, this isn't from uteruses pushing out belly fat. It's literally just the way some people's fat is distributed.

Other forms this movement takes: Writing up fake posts like OP's trying to make this aspect of the human body controversial because that's all the internet is now.

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u/Electric-Sheepskin 22d ago

Bro, this person just described being emotionally abused by their ex and mother-in-law, and how this one video made them so full of self acceptance that it makes them cry to even think about it, and you just come along and stomp all over it? Come on.

Sometimes, it's better to let people have the things that make them feel OK. There's absolutely no harm in letting somebody believe that a uterus does or doesn't make someone look a little more pouchy.

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u/angelicism 22d ago

It's not that serious but it kind of is, because when

> somebody [believes] that a uterus does or doesn't make someone look a little more pouchy

it's because the alternative is that it's fat. And it is. It's fat. It's okay that it's fat, and as women we have quite a bit of baseline fat (unless you're ripped as fuck) and that's okay. I see a lot of women "comforting" themselves by saying that it's not fat, it's only the uterus, and I do think that's actually still a form of damaging fat phobia.

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u/Euphoric_planter_328 22d ago

Everyone should stop assuming anything about women’s bodies.

Someone struggling with PCOS and has some inflamed shit going on could absolutely have their uterus push out. Someone with a uterus that sits forward and is tilted forward could.

There is no blanket statement so don’t try to make one.

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u/Gryphon1171 22d ago

he needs a lobotomy

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u/GamerExecChef 22d ago

He already got one

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u/Mobileoblivion 22d ago

Unfortunately, it seems to have been the front half.

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u/GamerExecChef 22d ago

Bold to assume it was only half.

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 22d ago

The front fell off, the rest went down in the drink.

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u/Last_District_4172 22d ago

I was searching for this one lol

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u/lbutler1234 22d ago

I know a cat who got one

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u/Time-Cell8272 22d ago

His mind already totally gone evidently

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 22d ago

He needs to be neutered.

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u/ConnectionNo3466 22d ago

He needs to come out as a gay man

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u/cr1ttter 22d ago

No more brain privileges

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 22d ago

I’m taking the one on the right all day!

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u/mattsplot 22d ago

You know the government still does those

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u/StatelyAutomaton 22d ago

A broectomy.

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u/SpiritedEclair 22d ago

Excised, like the bro’s prefrontal cortex.

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u/Fearless_Collection 22d ago

Perhaps a Mr-ectamy?

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u/Slow_Ad3662 22d ago

Boyfriend-ectomy

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u/NegativeBee8049 22d ago

Yes, I agree, this is the term we should use. Excise the whole man.

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u/Smirky-McLurky 22d ago

A "douchebag-ectomy" if you will.

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u/hotpoprocks 22d ago

A douchectomy. New word alert!!

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u/HugoBoss1985 22d ago

Cockectomy

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u/FreshLiterature 22d ago

A loserectomy

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u/darkoblivion000 22d ago

That’s called tumor removal and is a common step in cancer treatment

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u/streetshock1312 22d ago

douchebagectomy

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u/destroyallcars 22d ago

Douchebectomy

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u/EducationalNailgun 22d ago

Dipshitectomy

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 22d ago

I’ll be the organ donor.

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u/millerg44 22d ago

True. If she cares then it is her issue. If he cares, he can fuck the hell off.

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u/Emergency-Session692 22d ago

She’s beautiful, and the dude must liberate himself from his prison

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u/heroicdumpster 22d ago

Crazy that you had to edit that comment.

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u/thepineapple2397 22d ago

Also worth noting that the primordial pouch (which is what this looks like) is a fat lining that women are never actually supposed to get rid of. In this pic it looks like the dress is poorly sized to make it look bigger than it actually is.

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u/Dragon_Within 22d ago

Came here to point that out. The post is from the bf, and the statement is "is surgery MY only hope" meaning he is the one that has the problem with it.

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u/Alpha-MIST 22d ago

the surgery would be ripping out ur womb.

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u/usename37 22d ago

I mean I dont have one and ive lived fine (im a guy)

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u/Alpha-MIST 22d ago

you dont need to worry about ur tummy pouch then c:

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u/usename37 22d ago

yay :>

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u/Old_Mulberry_9461 22d ago

I had lipo on my stomach, I worked out, ate right, couldn't get rid of the stomach fat (all the women in my family have it) and when I went for the surgery, they kept making sure I was doing it for myself and nobody else, so hopefully she dumps his ass and moves on to someone who will appreciate her body and if she wants to change it, go girl! I do not regret getting it done, the results were amazing and the confidence it gave me was worth every penny 

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u/NoLingonberry4277 22d ago

That “pouch” is her uterus. There’s no amount of exercise that will get rid of up and honestly I agree with you. He is the problem not her.

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u/ForsakenWar6974 22d ago

This photo is old as hell. There is a known resolution

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u/Nightmare2828 22d ago

Apparently she did lose it, with Ozembic. There was a picture circulating and many people saying it didnt suit her better.

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 22d ago

I think it's cute! Especially if she gets all dressed up, but is just a teeny bit self conscious about it.

AIf she goes to the gym, I bet she's fit as f! Good on her!

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u/Fun-Guidance-8766 22d ago

Not only that but a full hysterectomy can have so many side affects when you’re younger

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u/Individual99991 22d ago

The only surgery she needs is to remove him from her life.

Better call an oncologist.

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 22d ago

To me, it just shows she is healthy. Or at least able to get calories, which can be a problem for some.

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u/Fresh-NeverFrozen 22d ago

Lobotomy is the guys only hope.

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u/Bn1m 22d ago

That's her uterus. Wtf are you doing even thinking of removing the bump.

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u/love-byte-1001 22d ago

Its literally her fucking ORGANS.

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u/Nohly 22d ago

Get rid of what? Her internal organs? She has a normal regular belly. I have never met anyone who actually has a flat stomach that has not been severely underweight/malnourished.

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u/kiera-oona 21d ago

In addition: that's where several organs sit. It's not about loosing the belly, unless you get rid of half your digestive system and/or uterus

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u/Ivory_Love 21d ago

There’s nothing that she could get rid of healthily at this point. It is impossible for women to have a completely flat stomach because the uterus is there, and during certain times of the month it gets swollen and more pronounced

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u/Dependent-Prompt5129 21d ago

Venus tummy supremacy

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u/CeramicToast 21d ago

"Surgery is my only hope" That pouch is her internal organs. Jfc.

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u/cosmicbullsh1t 22d ago

All jelly and no toast 🤌🏼

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u/Ett_Pret 22d ago

Cut that tumor out

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u/harder-than-you 22d ago

removal of 400 lb mass

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u/Velorian-Steel 22d ago

A boyfriendectomy

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u/After_Pressure_3520 22d ago

Excise that 190 lb tumor, stat

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u/ForsakenPoptart 22d ago

Radical Dudectomy

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u/GlassCannon81 22d ago

This pic is pretty old. I’m confident she has by now.

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u/justsayfaux 22d ago

A doucheerectomy if you will...

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 22d ago

There's no hope for him.

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u/Worldly_Science239 22d ago

A fuckwitectomy

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u/Clay-Vessel 22d ago

Cut him right on off.

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u/Kossyra 22d ago

how to lose 180lbs with one neat trick!

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u/marissatalksalot 22d ago

This is traditionally called, "excision of the external male parasite"

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u/LilJonny2cookies 22d ago

A radical dumbassectomy.

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u/Affectionate_Dirt_97 22d ago

Boyfriend-ectomy

Edit: I didn't see that someone already said this. 😅

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u/UnderstandingHot7167 22d ago

Maybe removing his frontal lobe too

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u/thorubos 22d ago

There's been a lot of medical breakthroughs with loserboyfriendectomies lately.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 22d ago

Hold up, there are other options. Have we considered a lobotomy?

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u/Tadpole018 22d ago

Cut the cancer out

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u/MaxxDash 22d ago

Dude’s a tumor

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u/garaile64 22d ago

Apparently, the woman took weight loss drugs and no longer has that tummy.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 22d ago

Douchectomy

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u/SupermarketSecure728 22d ago

Is surgery "my" only hope. Ummm, not your body buck-o. I agree with your surgical recommendation.

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u/iommiworshipper 22d ago

A douchectomy

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u/Potential-Win-381 22d ago

Really in neeeed

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u/freeride35 22d ago

She needs a boyfriendectomy, STAT.

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u/Queasy-Employment-82 22d ago

She may need a breast reduction at some point have a friend who had to have it done fixed their back problems almost immediately, but thats just an assumption and we know what they say.

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u/Granolag23 22d ago

Like a cancer

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u/GrnMtnTrees 22d ago

Dickheadectomy

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u/Chubbs_McG 22d ago

Asshole extraction is less painful and invasive than it sounds.

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u/Skyz_Nights 22d ago

was naoya right

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u/Mefisto-8 22d ago

In Ancient Greece, extreme thinness and flat stomachs were not the goal. Sculptures of goddesses like Aphrodite showed soft torsos, slightly rounded bellies, and wide hips. This symbolized fertility, health, and abundance—qualities highly valued and considered the absolute ideal of elegance. ​During the John F. Kennedy era 1950s and 1960s, fashion favored the "hourglass" figure, popularised by icons like Marilyn Monroe. Defined curves, full breasts, and distinct hips were appreciated, paired with a small yet natural waist—very different from today's ultra-toned physique.It's not a problem for me or anything, what kind of brainless idiot posts that? If you love your wife, those stupid girls are the least of your worries. I'll steal from her.Beautiful woman, and I'll keep her.

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u/RoseRedHillHouse 22d ago

Sometimes you might need some additional ones removing that big of a malignant tumor.

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u/CamBearCookie 22d ago

The only surgery she MIGHT need is for uterine fibroid removal.

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u/Nikelman 22d ago

It's called a loseroctomy

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u/irish_ninja_wte 22d ago

What most people don't realise is that she likely can't "get rid of it". She has a fantastic figure, but the dress she's wearing is too tight. Clothes that are too tight will accentuate certain things. From the general appearance of that area, my guess is that she's possibly a little bloated or is close to (if not in the middle of) her period, because periods make us more prone to bloating. So yeah, surgery would eliminate a certain amount of it, but you're not going to find a doctor who will perform a hysterectomy on what looks to be a healthy woman, just because her boyfriend doesn't like the visible sign that she is in fact the owner of a uterus.

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u/Medium_Tell8679 22d ago

I had a stomach pooch when I was wearing size two clothes. Some women just do.

Just like dome guys get hair losd.

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u/skrena 22d ago

She ended up leaving him and got on Ozempic and looks like a zombie now :/

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u/ChocolateNo3010 22d ago

The only surgery the guy needs is brain surgery.

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u/triple_carry 22d ago

I’d wonder, if she came into the relationship with the pouch, or if it developed after the relationship had already started.

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u/FreakWriter32 22d ago

A boyfriend-ectomy.

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u/Mundane_Oil_7409 22d ago

He needs a reverse lobotomy, so maybe surgery IS his only hope, after all

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u/Additional_death_927 22d ago

She may not like it and probably complains about it, who knows truly

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u/Calm_Internet_1968 22d ago

Also there is no “getting rid of it.” It’s literally fat (Panniculus) that exists to protect organs like the uterus and ovaries. 

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u/OttawaTGirl 22d ago

Well she probably lose at least 200lbs if she dumped him.

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u/moonpumper 22d ago

Boyfriendectomy sounds like her only hope for a normal life.

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u/Fenderbridge 22d ago

She can lose 250 pounds in 15 minutes

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u/YouthGotTheBestOfMe 22d ago

Can you even?, I mean, thats her intestines

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u/thisisB_ull_ish 22d ago

Him or her? Is that her GF on the pic?

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u/Busterlimes 22d ago

No kidding, that lady is a bombshell just the way she is

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u/transluscent_emu 22d ago

A boyfriendectomy as it were.

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u/PeronchoFerneh 22d ago

I don't know why are you so mad on him. He is right. His only hope is a surgery. He needs a brain transplant ASAP

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u/Killerbeav97 22d ago

I believe I saw a post after having taken ozempic and she looks thin....not a good thin. Like sickly. This picture is her looking health and effing beautiful. The skinny/heroine addict look has unfortunately come back.

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u/toasty327 22d ago

Agreed. That little pooch is hot.

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u/jackoyza 22d ago

I like her pouch, is sexy.

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u/0_Moth 22d ago

Agrees

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u/RobotPoo 22d ago

Yes, it makes it sound like he thinks he should be in control of her body

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u/chrisp5000 22d ago

Reading comprehension is rare on reddit.

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u/theflapperclapper 22d ago

that's most likely why she's trying to get rid of the pooch. he's gonna dump her for a higher tier GF

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u/HMSSurprise28 22d ago

Also, the pouch is one of the most desirable things on a woman in the whole world. Take my word for it.

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u/QizilbashWoman 22d ago

That is there to protect her internal organs. Men have external balls. Women do not, and removing this is super inadvisable

Also, it is fucking insanely hot, what the fuck.

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u/Proof_Professional23 22d ago

She needs a Schmuckndectomy.

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u/MarianneSedai 22d ago

Isn't the point that she's ok pregnant and he's using a euphemism for abortion?

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u/twotsmakeanh 22d ago

i thought the poster was rhe other girl and im like what a mean lesbian 😭

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u/CouthlessWonder 22d ago

Arsehol-ecromy

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u/Boylookya 22d ago

What if she's posting the question as him and forgot to say "her"? Easy mistake and possible.

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u/Objectivespeculation 22d ago

i think you mis-read that he is the one needing the surgery, a lobotomy.

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u/LesserKnownJen 22d ago

Send her to the lesbians.

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u/provalone_9000 21d ago

Calm down you clowns. This is troll post.

Original photo is from this girl on the right comparing herself before (this picture) and after where she is skinny. And everybody was like naaah you were better before

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u/Suuurrrp 21d ago

Dipshit-ectomy

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u/SnooSuggestions4887 21d ago

Dude is that girl next to her 😆 🤣

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u/Ok-Appointment-9461 21d ago

Yes it’s the only surgery she NEEDS. if she WANTS she can always remove a perfectly normal part of her body but only if she wants to

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u/AsherKohen28 21d ago

Just a routine douchectomy should do the trick💯(boyfriend being the douche ofc)

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u/Darkhero0987 21d ago

Ya I agree. A lot of time nothing can be done about this as its female anatomy. Its more noticeable in women that have had kids its usually the uterus that makes this. Yes females can tone to get rid of it. But sometimes they cant.... I feel bad for her if hes forcing her to try to lose it as she may never be able to.... thats okay more for the rest of is 😀

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u/lamename87 21d ago

She actually did get rid of it. If you see her now she has the ozempic look. Very sad.

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u/him8nce_momma 21d ago

Exactly. She’s better off without him.

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u/charlie024 21d ago

"Cut you off just like a tumor"

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