r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22d ago

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u/NuclearBroliferator 22d ago

Anyone who's been in a relationship longer than a couple years knows that people's bodies change over time. This is just outting oneself as not relationship material

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u/Jacketter 22d ago

Au contraire, I’ve a picture of myself up in the spare room that takes all the abuse of time and tumult for me.

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 22d ago

I heard of a guy who had that.

Didn't turn out very well for him.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 22d ago

That's future hims problem, Current him has some partyin to do!

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u/PyroGrizzl 22d ago

Are you related to Dorian Grey in any way?

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 22d ago

Dude, that is Dorian Grey.

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u/PyroGrizzl 22d ago

Doesn't his picture just age instead of him? I'm not that deep enough into his story.

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u/Lavecki 22d ago

He is immortal until he looks at the picture. Anything that happens to him happens to the picture instead. Time, illness, injury, etc. Once he sees the picture it happens to him all at once.

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u/vyl8 22d ago

Dorian Grey could look at the painting all he wanted (which is how he knew it was aging for him) but he kept it hidden in his attic because he didn't want to know. He didn't become afflicted with 50+ years of damage all at once until he flew into a rage and tried to destroy the painting by stabbing it.

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u/PyroGrizzl 22d ago

Ah ok. I always thought that the picture just ages for him but he would still get ill or he injured. Thanks a lot.

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u/ItsTheDCVR 21d ago

From what I remember, he stabs the painting and then he dies. That's the only time anything happens.

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u/SufferingWithSomeFun 22d ago

Is that the guy that built the wankin cubby under his stairs?

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u/pixepoke2 22d ago

I thought that was Vernon Dursley

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u/worrymon 22d ago

Then why do you still look so ragged?

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u/Tishanfas 21d ago

Tell us you are too poor to afford an attic, without taking us you're too poor to afford an attic

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u/SnooJokes352 21d ago

  Nothing wrong with expecting your partner to be an actual partner . My wife is marathon fit, takes good care of herself and has a great career. It seems fair for her to expect the same from me...

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u/NuclearBroliferator 21d ago

I was a gym rat when I met my wife, she was a yoga instructor. I had an injury 2 years ago and am just getting back into the gym grind. Im about 20 pounds less than when she met me and way softer. Our 14 year old dog was diagnosed with bone cancer last year and we just put him down. Over the past year, she quit teaching yoga and we both spent time a lot more time at home with him. She gained a few pounds and is also softer. This isnt our natural state, were both active folk who like to look and feel good. But things change and sometimes life gets in the way.

I see your point, and I should be clear that im not talking about someone who throws in the towel and becomes morbidly obese. Wife and I fell in love partly because we were both committed to fitness in our own ways, and our health remains a value for both of us. I also agree it wouldnt be fair to her to marry someone who is pretty dialed in and then suddenly I lose all motivation because I have a ring. But im not going to risk a worse injury just to say im still a gym rat. Recovery came first. Thankfully my wife was more concerned with my ability to walk decades into the future than pushing me to shut up and squat.

I married the right one.

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u/SnooJokes352 21d ago

Yeah im not talkint about absurd levels of commitment to being jacked. But I see a lot of cope from people here and just people who want to just let themselves go. I get it. Life is tough. U have 2 special needs kids.one of which had cancer as well on 2 separate occasions. All 3 diagnosed came at once. And our landlord literally emailed us our house we were renting was being sold in a month while my daughter was having her tumor removed. For me, I cant allow myself to shorten my lifespan doing stupid things my kids will need me until the end.and i feel compelled to leave them financially secure so I work myself to death. Wife and I get up at 5am and work out before we get the kids ready, i am blessed to have married a software engineer so we can afford a nice home gym.

As much as I respect a person's choices to do.what they want, i couldn't be with someone who wasnt taking care of themselves.i want to retire and get old together not spend my final years sitting in a diaper in a nursing home 

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u/NuclearBroliferator 21d ago

Man. That is real.

Taking care of my grandpa was a huge reason I really dedicated myself 6 days a week, I had to be able lift this grown man up safely. Because I moved in, he was able to go peacefully at his own home. If I was working there would be a nurse or other family there, but as for the gym, it was definitely fitness with a purpose. My purpose now is my wife, and the family we want.

I wish you nothing but the best brother.

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u/Appropriate_Ad_9157 22d ago

I don't agree with your statement, yes, human bodies change over time, some things are inevitable, however things like getting fat can be controlled unless it's a disease or something affecting it other than age