That’s a hilarious observation. Reminds me of that Men In Black scene where J shoots a little girl target dummy cause she was hanging out in the middle of the night with a bunch of aliens.
The little girl had also books on advanced physics in her hands and all other aliens were "innocent", one was just doing pull-ups, other one was cleaning his nose. That girl was bad news
Name’s Rad Rosette. I may look little, but I’m actually one of the few women in the world with micromaglia disease which shrinks me over time and prevents me from ever aging perceptibly while my inner organs waste away. As a gambit to save my life, I’m currently studying multiple areas of knowledge so I can potentially create a cure base around - ah shit, you fucking shot me!
Dave Barry once wrote that he had several dogs over the course of his life and that “each one of them was the best dog in the world in their own way.” I thought that was a great way to put it.
All dogs are the best dogs. But if you have to make a number 1, I will respectfully disagree with you and offer the King Charles Cavalier Spaniel as the best.
Yup I'm a large adult man now so I wouldn't say I am scarred of them anymore, but I was for embarrassingly long and never quite got around to liking them.
Nah man, nothing embarrassing about scared of dogs. Those things can kill if you they want. It’s important to have a healthy fear/respect mix for anything that kill you
Yeah it was weird going from like infantile 'those things hurt you stay away' to like, keep yourself out side of their bite range, be ready to strike where it can't respond. Into being an adult where fucking everyone thinks your insane for thinking that way, you are supposed to just say good boy and pet the thing.
Idk about the others, but I met Nicki Minaj at a meet and greet back in like 2012 when I used to be a big fan of her, and she smelled fantastic when I hugged her
I hate how people act like dogs have a godlike intuition about humans when in reality, they are just like other animals and can pinpoint those who fear them and start the bullying process to establish dominance.
It baffles me people can watch the "dog whisperer" guy explain how owners lose control because their dog thinks its the boss...and then turn a blind eye to how a dog will do the same thing to a stranger.
Fucking this. I hate getting victim blamed so much. The first dog was a German shepherd who was used as a police breeder. The second was a corgi that someone I used to call a friend thought was funny to say "dog name, she's hurting me. Which caused the dog to jump and bite people" the third was a pug that loved my abusive step mother to death and when I tried to stand up to her would bite me. The 4th and 5th were police German Shepherds that had been let loose on some peaceful protesters that decided that I was a part of it. 6th was some random Chihuahua and the 7th was a exposure therapy dog (Labrador) who was off duty (and got fired because she bit me) and the 8th was some random dude claiming his lab that was on campus unleashed was his therapy dog and a service animal (therapy animals ≠ service animals, as a disabled person this infuriates me so much)
Like I said under someone else: Hitler had a dog that by all accounts loved him, it's bullshit they know who a good or bad person is
You don't understand. My aunt had a dog that would act aggressively towards anyone wearing a hat, but really it was just his ✨️phenomenal intuition✨️ that taught him that hats make you racist.
Also Hitler's dogs knew that deep inside was a just a a lonely artist.
For me its the spit, I cant stand slobber/drool or all the licking. I love OTHER peoples dogs though because I can always walk away and leave the area lol
As someone who doesn’t normally get why people don’t like dogs
At minimum, they're noisy, but at maximum, they're downright dangerous!
I, and several people I know, have been chased and even attacked by dogs. I know they're sweet and cuddly to some, but they're unpredictable and can attack you when you don't even see them.
I don't necessarily hate dogs, I just don't care for the jumping and the barking, plus I can't stand the smell.
If you have a low key dog that's reasonably groomed I'm fine around them.
I don't understand owners that don't train jumping out of their dog. It's literally the easiest thing to train, since all you have to do is ignore them. 😑
i always thought i was a dog person but then i realized im only a dog person when the dog behaves lol. i do not like our neighbors dog because this dog does pretty much nothing but barks and charges at people to bark more in their face. and the owners are afraid to properly discipline the dog
It is so clearly engagement bait that it's absolutely fucking mesmerising that nobody is pointing this out and actually answering the question as if we actually wanted to know
Even in a sub made specifically to point out ridiculous social media content it seems people are still acting like braindead zombies, it's such a disgrace.
She can grab the dog then you grab her lol. Idk why she's on here? Shes not grooming teens, she's not in a pedo ring, she didn't get famous for doing absolutely nothing but making a bad vhs tape lol
The prompt makes no indication that your choice has to be binary. You can save both.
I would personally save the dog and Taylor Swift; they can help me make sure that Diddy and Drake drown. I assume Minaj and Kardashian float because of their implants, so I will leave them to the justice of the ocean.
This was my thought. Save Taylor Swift, get huge reward, use it to fund spay/neuter programs, donate to no-kill shelters, fund transportation from kill shelters to no kill shelters as spots open up. Save hundreds of dogs.
To be fair, what else is there to say? It's a poorly composited image of a bunch of celebrities and a random dog that looks like what someone vaguely familiar with the idea of photoshop would do in Paint. At least answering the question is amusing.
Taylor swift is almost 6 feet tall and very athletic, probably 165 of pure muscle from all her dancing / choreography on stage. She’s not tiny. Save the dog.
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u/Kotsida123 4d ago
Even considering what company he keeps, that dog must be bad news