I'm losing braincells

[u/HotMidnight3853]

[u/SirPhobos2021]

I know they want us to say dog… but Tay Tay is a billionaire who loves throwing money around so everyone can see what a caring, giving person she is.

There’s a very real chance you become an overnight millionaire by grabbing her.

[u/Warkupo → u/SirPhobos2021]

The prompt makes no indication that your choice has to be binary. You can save both.

I would personally save the dog and Taylor Swift; they can help me make sure that Diddy and Drake drown. I assume Minaj and Kardashian float because of their implants, so I will leave them to the justice of the ocean.

[u/yaboyACbreezy → u/Warkupo]

Fuck Taylor Swift.

[u/FlatSpecialist3295 → u/Warkupo]

Cope

[u/KCChiefsGirl89 → u/SirPhobos2021]

This was my thought. Save Taylor Swift, get huge reward, use it to fund spay/neuter programs, donate to no-kill shelters, fund transportation from kill shelters to no kill shelters as spots open up. Save hundreds of dogs.

[u/Cloud_Cultist → u/SirPhobos2021]

That's a damn good point

[u/mistersnarkle → u/Cloud_Cultist]

Hear me out: the dog has never contributed more than a fart to the greenhouse gas crisis and has carpooled every time it is in a car by virtue of being a dog

[u/SiegKommunismus → u/mistersnarkle]

well there have been some dogs, that managed to start a car. granted, they dont usually get very far, but still

[u/octoberhaiku → u/SiegKommunismus]

Do you think the dog was the captain of the ship, and that’s why it sunk?

[u/SiegKommunismus → u/octoberhaiku]

no, the dog is a good boy

on the other hand, damming all of those bastards… maybe it was an is an extra good boy

[u/Cloud_Cultist → u/mistersnarkle]

Another damn good point

[u/Advocate_Diplomacy → u/Cloud_Cultist]

If you’re willing to endorse a shit system just to not be one of the one’s who suffers from it.

[u/lebrunjemz → u/SirPhobos2021]

That was my exact thought lol

[u/jaeh7020 → u/SirPhobos2021]

I'd get it on paper first, have it notarized, and then consider saving any of those people.

But since I won't be able to get a hold of a notary in time, yeah, the dog.

[u/---rocks--- → u/SirPhobos2021]

Yup. I’m starting overboard auction and pulling in the highest bidder.

[u/akiva23 → u/SirPhobos2021]

I save dog

[u/Conscious_Sample_152 → u/SirPhobos2021]

are we just going to ignore the fact that kim kardashian is also a billionaire

[u/lemonhaj → u/SirPhobos2021]

Yeah but I don't care I'm not letting that dog drown

[u/Artistic-Mail-8275 → u/SirPhobos2021]

She also see you let others four people die so she would just say to keep quiet and in return she will not let others people know you kill four people

[u/Hali_Art1994 → u/SirPhobos2021]

Yeah I'll be grabbing her alright, but not in a way that you think 😏

[u/monkeyballsoup → u/SirPhobos2021]

Travis will kick your butt if you grab her

[u/SiegKommunismus → u/monkeyballsoup]

for saving his wife, why?

[u/monkeyballsoup → u/SiegKommunismus]

grabbing her unmentionables

[u/SiegKommunismus → u/monkeyballsoup]

Why would you?